Dr. Herbert Horatio Nipper was a genius in physics. His IQ dwarfed even the most gifted in his field at a whopping 224. He had perfect recall and could calculate the most complex formulas in his head much faster than he could scribble them down on a chalkboard or notepad.
So how had three rather dumb, gold digging whores managed to marry him and then divorce him and take half of everything he had three times in less than three years?
Well, the answer was simple. Herbie loved really hot women and he had been a blind, trusting fool.
As he dropped his prototype shrink rifle in the back seat of his Tesla, Herbie smiled and looked at his watch. Nancy, his blonde bombshell first ex-wife would be arriving home from her pedicure at what was now her five story Boston brownstone house in about ten minutes, and that would be his first stop. Herbie could not wait to shrink her ass down to the size of an ant.
He checked his checkered blazer pocket for the three cushioned matchboxes he had designed so he could safely carry all three of his ex-wives after he shrunk them down. He felt the boxes in there, smiled and patted his pocket.
Yes, this would be a day to remember.
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Nancy clip-clopped in her three hundred-dollar stilettos up the stairs to the front door of her brownstone. She wanted to get a quick shower before her new boy toy, Paolo, also her yoga teacher, showed up in an hour to Tantra her brains out.
Nancy spotted Herbie, her nerdy ex-husband, sitting on the top step, blocking her front door. She stopped.
"What the fuck do you want?" she asked, reaching for her phone. The cops would be called if Herbie didn't vacate the premises. This was her place now, not his, and she would enjoy seeing that micro-dicked weasel arrested for trespassing and removed from what used to be his rich family's favorite home and the one where Herbie grew up.
Herbie had cried like a fucking toddler when the judge awarded her the brownstone, but Nancy had earned that judge's decision a week before he made it. She had sucked that old fucking Judge's cock and drank all his disgusting cum on three separate occasions. Yes, Nancy had fucking earned that house.
"Well," Nancy said, getting ready to dial 9-1-1, "Why the fuck are you here, Herbert?"
Herbie smiled and pointed a strange looking stick at her. It looked like a silver curtain rod with a big, clear glass lense at the end. He hit a button, a green light pulsated from the lense and the strangest thing happened.
Nancy wasn't on her steps anymore. She was in a giant parking lot with no cars that stretched off to her sides as far as the eye could see. In front of her, maybe half a football field away, stood a huge concrete wall, or a building with no windows. It went off into the distance, left and right also, straight in both directions. Nancy blinked her eyes and shook her head, not really able to grasp where she was or what had happened.
Then she heard a car honk its horn and she spun around. What she saw then was the most horrifying and unbelievable sight of her life. It was just the city street right in front of her brownstone, but it was the size of the Grand Canyon. A red SUV drove by on that now enormous street, seemingly, a mile or two away, and it looked like it was the size of a mountain as it rolled by in the vast distance.
She heard Herbert's juvenile laughter from high above, and turned back around, looking up. Towering over her was an understatement. Herbert's head looked like it was in the clouds, way up on top of his skyscraper body. His behemoth foot stepped over the top of that concrete wall, which she now recognized as the front riser of one of her steps, and His train car sized shoe landed a hundred or two hundred feet to her left. The other giant brown shoe pounded down far off to the other side of her.
As this giant version of Herbert squatted down, and Nancy saw his gigantic hand descending toward her from high above, she screamed with all her might and this newly super-enlarged, impossible and nightmarish version of the world spun all around her head and faded into blackness.
Nancy came to, lying on a cold glass surface and wondering where the hell she could be and if she had been dreaming. She sat up and looked around. Spotting Herbert's other two ex-wives, she called out to them. "Hey, Rachel! Hey, Jessica! What the hell is going on? Where the fuck are we?"
Nancy looked all around. They were in some kind of giant circular room with a glass floor that curved up into the walls. The glass walls surrounded them on every side of the circle. Were they in a water tank or a pool of some kind? Before either of Herbert's ex-wives could answer, Herbert's giant, Moon-sized face appeared high above them.
"Hello, Ladies," his voice boomed as he smiled down at them. "As you can see you are now all a size fitting your personalities, about the size of fucking cockroaches. I have safely shrunken you down and you are all being held captive in a glass mixing bowl. I hope you appreciate the fact that you have made scientific history and have proven my incredible invention, the shrink ray gun, truly works. I thank you all for that."
Rachel shouted up at him. "You fucking whacko, Herbie! I demand you fix us IMMEDIATELY! YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO FIX US, YOU BASTARD!"
Herbert laughed. "I can fix you, Rachel, but I won't do that unless you obey everything I say."
"You want your money and your Brownstone back, Herbert?" Nancy shouted. "You can have it all back. I promise. Just please make us big again!"
"My first demand is to fuck the living shit out of all three of you whores. Do you all agree to that?"
"How the hell can you even do that, Herbie?" Jessica asked. "We're too tiny!"
Herbert laughed and said, "I can make you any size I want. As a matter of fact I intend to fuck you all at half your normal heights or even less... which means my cock, in comparison, will be twice its normal size and width. All three of you should enjoy that."
"You ARE a fucking whacko, Herbie!" Rachel cried.
"Now down to business," Herbert said, clearing his throat. "First I am going to jerk off into a cup and then you three will compete in a cum drinking contest." He held up a giant finger. "First place, whoever drinks the most cum without puking, gets to be half her original height when I fuck her. That would make my six inch penis the equivalent of a twelve inch cock." He held up two fingers. "The one who comes in second place and drinks the second most amount of cum will get shrunk down to a third of her size so I can fuck her. That means my cock will be three times its normal size, or the equivalent of an eighteen inch cock. I bet that one will smart when I fuck that second place cum drinker in her ass." Herbert cackled like a mad scientist, which, of course, he was. "And our last place 'CUMtestant' will be shrunk down to a quarter of her size, making the penis she receives for her sexual plundering the equivalent of a gigantic twenty-four inch monster cock. Honestly, unless that's Nancy I don't even expect that one to fit in any of your holes, but I promise to give it the good college try." He cackled like a mad scientist again.
Nancy shouted up at him. "Fuck you, Herbert, you nerdy freak! I am not doing any cum... contest or whatever! Just fix us! NOW! Get us back to NORMAL! And let us go!"
"Yeah, Rachel screamed, raising her fist in the air and shaking it at Herbert. "Nancy is right, you fucking freak. We're not doing anything for--"
Just then Herbert's giant hand appeared holding one of the most horrific sights Nancy had ever seen. Her mouth dropped open and she nearly peed herself.
It was Herbert's pet rat, and compared to the three women who were now less than an inch tall, it looked like it was the size of an eighteen wheeler. It squirmed in Herbert's hand as he held it aloft, high over their heads. Its long rows of gnashing, pointy teeth were each the size of a machete.
Jessica let out a shrill scream and scampered behind Rachel, clutching onto her back and cowering down behind her with her eyes squeezed shut.
Herbert shouted, "I could just drop Robbie here into the bowl with you three bitches. He hasn't eaten today, so I'm pretty sure you three tasty morsels wouldn't last more than a few seconds. So what's it going to be? Are you girls having a cum drinking contest or do I drop Robbie in there and go listen to some Bach?"
Jessica cried as she shrieked, "NO! PLEASE! We'll do it, Herbie! We'll do ANYTHING YOU WANT!"
Rachel, normally a very tough redheaded Irish girl, looked stunned with her big green eyes as wide as quarters and her freckled face even paler than normal. She just nodded her head, eyes fixed on the squirming giant rat.