[Author's note: Alice is married to James, a professional football player who has found himself at a loose end after retiring from the sport. After attending a charity auction in which she was outbid for her own husband, Alice has to deal with the fact that another woman has won his services]
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AT HER SERVICE
I watched James washing the car. We'd just come back from football practice and the boys were running around still in their sports gear, making noise. I ran water into a tall glass and popped some ice cubes in to take out to him.
"Hey, thought you might need a drink."
James stopped, dropping the sponge onto the car roof, wiping his hands on his t-shirt before coming over to me.
"Thanks, yeah."
I watched him take a sip, then found those grey eyes on me.
"Alice, what?"
I shrugged. "Nothing."
"Ah, no. Something. What?"
"You're getting your t-shirt wet."
James took a gulp of water and handed the glass back to me.
"Really? Any suggestions?"
"I can't think of any. Wait, maybe one."
James smiled, replying, "Let me guess, this one?"
He gathered up the fabric of his t-shirt and began to haul it up over his head, baring his sharply-contoured torso. Although he'd now officially retired from the football career, James hadn't slacked off on the training regime that had maintained his rigorously-defined physique.
"Something like," I grinned back.
He took the glass from me again, coming close, dwarfing me with his bulk. I went up on my tiptoes, craning my neck, and was rewarded with a kiss.
"What will the neighbours think?" he murmured, leaning back, watching me as he finished the water.
"I know what the neighbours think."
James finished the glass and handed it back to me. He walked back around the car, picking up the sponge again. His eyes were locked on mine, a little sexy smile on his lips, as he stroked the dripping sponge down his chest and over his abdomen, letting them gleam in the sun. Standing barefoot, I pressed my knees together, and his smile broadened.
"Thanks for the drink," he said, turning away now to continue his chore, ignoring me.
I found myself staring at him, at the way his muscles moved. What would the neighbours think? Katy, two doors down, had been surprisingly frank after a few too many wines, but had delivered her assessment of my husband in front of a number of our friends with a grin and a lascivious twinkle in her eye that had everyone laughing. What the neighbours thought was one of the worst-kept secrets in the street.
I turned away as other thoughts began to bubble up to the surface. It was Saturday morning: there were clothes to be washed, lunch to be made. I couldn't just spend all day ogling my husband; that wouldn't get anything done. Still, I could watch him from the window. Maybe Katy was doing the same. I smiled to myself: no harm in them looking, no harm in them seeing what I had to sleep next to every night.
Later, after lunch, after we'd cleaned up and gotten the boys to finally change out of their sports gear so I could put it in the wash, I had a little time alone with him.
"Did you get the message from Jodie?" I asked.
"No, not yet."
"It's in your inbox, I forwarded it on."
"What message?"
James was busy hauling a flatpack into the boys' bedroom, not really listening.
"It's to arrange the thing, you know."
He peeled the side of the cardboard open, extracting the components for a set of drawers, kneeling down on the carpet.
"The thing?"
"Yeah, the...."
I broke off, seeing James looking up at me, grinning.
"You can't even say it, can you?" he replied.
"The thing," I repeated, stubbornly.
"Let's call it what it is, Alice. You sold your husband into slavery."
"No I didn't," I fired back at him.
"You sold my services to host the auction, it's all down to you."
"You volunteered to put yourself up for the bidding."
James laughed, and I could see how much he was enjoying the sparring, my discomfort. It's what he used to do in the game, waiting for the ball to be played, niggling the opposition, getting under their skin. I knew exactly what he was doing.
"If you hadn't offered me to Jodie as the host, though, I wouldn't have been in the predicament at the end of the night. I wouldn't have had to see the pleading look on her face to go through with it."
"You wouldn't have gotten snapped up by some cougar with more money than sense."
James put down the screwdriver, fixing me with a direct look.
"Oh, now that's going too far," he retorted.
I weathered his stare, my hands on my hips like a nagging wife. A sly grin crept across his face, and I braced myself.
"Five and a half grand for my services," he drawled, "Are you seriously saying she overpayed? For me? For this fine specimen?"
I held his gaze for a moment longer, but it was all I could stand.
"Oh, fuck off," I growled, finding myself grinning back at him, "Yeah. I reckon she did."
"You offered three, I seem to remember."
"Three thousand, one hundred."
"Oh yeah, the extra hundred. I forgot about that. So, you think I'm only worth three grand?"
"James, you're struggling to put together a set of drawers as we speak. Even three hundred's looking like robbery at this point."
I folded my arms, grinning triumphantly down at my husband. He rocked back on his haunches, his big hands on his knees.
"Ah, but you'd have paid three for me on the stairs afterwards, Alice. Tell me you wouldn't."
I blinked, realising what he was doing: circling round to come from a different direction, changing the flow of play to his advantage. The memory came back to me, of kneeling on our stairs, stripped to my lingerie, with my rear in the air waiting for him.
"You were quite happy to pay for my services then," he rumbled.
James shrugged, his point made, taking the win as I struggled to come up with a riposte.
"When?" he asked.
I blinked, focusing again on him after allowing my thoughts to wander.