[There is sex in this story. Oral, anal and coitus. There are no bedroom scenes. The title came from a song in the movie, "Chicago."]
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When your job takes you to twenty different offices a week to repair machines you hear and see some strange things. For a few years I have gone from bank office to bank office repairing the various machines the bankers use. For the most part it was clearing paper jambs, changing toner or ink cartridges and repairing machine that had been dropped or knocked over.
People are funny. When they know who you are, "The Repair Guy", you become invisible. They see me arrive, even say "Hello" and as soon as I go to work on a machine they act like I'm not there. It's like I become the machine I'm working on.
About six months ago I was in the 7th and Vermont branch office to repair their copy machine. Someone had spilled a cup of coffee into the machine. I let the manager know the machine would be down most of the day and I went to work on it.
Near the machine were two other machines, called Proof machines, each with an operator. All the bank transactions were processed on those machines. The two women talked as they worked. The blond was young and dressed in a tight skirt and light sweater. The other woman was about forty and wore slacks and a long sleeved sweater. The older lady said, "I'll bet you he comes for you today."
The blond replied, "I hope not! He hurt me the other day and it still hurts."
"I understand that! It's not that he's so long but he is fat."
"I don't know which is worse, when he's in a hurry and wants a suck or when he wants to fuck. Either way, I come back sore."
"If we didn't have families to feed I'd have quit months ago."
"I'm a single Mom and I can't afford to quit. I'm fucked either way."
Another worker brought them a tray of work and they stayed quiet while they processed the work. I removed the main electronics of the copier and cleaned and dried it. Half an hour passed and a man about forty walked to the machines and tapped the blond on the shoulder.
She looked up and he smiled. He turned and walked to a door I knew led into the supply room. A minute later the blond got up and followed.
She was gone half an hour. When she came back she was no longer wearing nylons. She passed her machine and went to the restroom. Five minutes more and she was back at her machine.
"Karen, did he fuck you bareback again?"
"Yes! He says I have nothing to worry about, he's been fixed, but I worry about STD's as much as getting pregnant!"
"He's such an asshole!"
"No! Don't even say that word! He's a prick!"
"I wonder if he'd stop bothering us if his wife would fuck him once in a while?"
"She's in her office. Shall we go ask her?"
"Right, and spend the rest of our lives looking for a new job? Not likely."
I turned on the copier and let it warm up. I ran three copies of a test sheet and it worked so I packed up and left. I thought about what was going on in the branch for quite a while. I went to another office and fixed a printer and a copier. The women I overheard there were talking about the party they went to the weekend before.
That night I had dinner with my brother, the doctor. I told him about the guy screwing the women that worked for him.
"Guys like that make life tough on all the rest of us. Someone should screw him."
"I agree, but how?"
He was quiet for a while and then he said, "If they could prove he assaulted them they could have him fired, arrested and get Bubba as a roommate in jail."
"It's just their word against his."
"Not if you help them. You take care of the video systems in the branches, don't you?"
"Yeah. But they monitor the open banking areas of the building."
"You've told me how you're invisible. Install a system in the supply room. A system with sound. Tape him assaulting either woman and there's the proof."
"I can do it. Next time I get a call in that branch, I'll do it. I haul around a spare video system in my truck."
"Now your job sounds exciting. Let's have dinner next week and maybe you'll have some results by then."
We set a time and agreed to meet at his apartment.
The next day I got a call that the copier was broken again at 7th and Vermont. I went and after I fixed the copier I installed the video system. Karen, the blond, walked into the supply room while I was installing the system.
"The bank will be videoing in here?"
"No." I decided to tell her what I was doing. "I've heard that someone in this branch is sexually assaulting some of the women on staff. I'm installing this system to catch it happening and make it stop."
"What will happen?"
"The man will end up in jail. The women will probably be promoted or moved to a different branch. I just hope the tape shows them resisting or he will claim it was consensual."
"Is there audio or just pictures?"
"Both. Please don't tell anyone about the system. If he knows about the camera he'll just do his business somewhere else."
"I'll be quiet." She watched as I tested the camera and played back the test. She asked how it worked and how long it would tape. I explained how it was motion activated and would record only while something was moving. It could record twelve hours. She went back to her machine. I went to the copier, closed the covers and tested it. I left. On the next Tuesday I got a call that the printer in the branch manager's office was jammed. I was there at a little before noon and listened as the manager told me what had happened. Her name plate on the door read, Janice Watkins. I already knew the Loan Officer's name was Frank Watkins.
While I worked she called her husband on the phone and said, "I'm ready for lunch. Are we doing lunch together today?" She listened and said, "Sometimes you're such an ass." She hung up. With her purse in hand she left her office. I could see the door to the supply room from her open office door and ten minutes after she left her husband tapped the blond on the shoulder and went into the supply room. Karen looked at me, smiled and followed him into the room.
Twenty minutes later she came out. Her hair was a mess and her skirt looked twisted. She went to the ladies room and a minute later Mr. Watkins came out of the supply room and went to the men's room. When he came out he went to his office and closed the door.
I finished the work on the printer and went to the supply room. I retrieved the disk from the drive and installed a fresh one. As I was leaving the supply room the blond, Karen, came in.
"Did you look at it?"
"No. Later, when there's no chance of being caught."
She gave me a business card. It was Frank Watkins' card. A phone number was penciled on the back.
"That's my cell number. Let me know what happens, OK?"
"I'll give you a call."
My brother and I had dinner with a neighbor of his, Susan Kingsley. She's a prosecutor in the DA's office. I brought the disk. After the meal I explained what I had done. She asked where the disk was. I pulled it out of my jacket pocket.
We watched it on my brother's big plasma TV. The forty year old was his first victim. He walked into the supply room and took off her jacket and tucked his tie into his shirt pocket. The woman walked in and he said, "Lock the door bitch!"