[There is sex in this story. Oral, anal and coitus. There are no bedroom scenes. The title came from a song in the movie, "Chicago."]
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When your job takes you to twenty different offices a week to repair machines you hear and see some strange things. For a few years I have gone from bank office to bank office repairing the various machines the bankers use. For the most part it was clearing paper jambs, changing toner or ink cartridges and repairing machine that had been dropped or knocked over.
People are funny. When they know who you are, "The Repair Guy", you become invisible. They see me arrive, even say "Hello" and as soon as I go to work on a machine they act like I'm not there. It's like I become the machine I'm working on.
About six months ago I was in the 7th and Vermont branch office to repair their copy machine. Someone had spilled a cup of coffee into the machine. I let the manager know the machine would be down most of the day and I went to work on it.
Near the machine were two other machines, called Proof machines, each with an operator. All the bank transactions were processed on those machines. The two women talked as they worked. The blond was young and dressed in a tight skirt and light sweater. The other woman was about forty and wore slacks and a long sleeved sweater. The older lady said, "I'll bet you he comes for you today."
The blond replied, "I hope not! He hurt me the other day and it still hurts."
"I understand that! It's not that he's so long but he is fat."
"I don't know which is worse, when he's in a hurry and wants a suck or when he wants to fuck. Either way, I come back sore."
"If we didn't have families to feed I'd have quit months ago."
"I'm a single Mom and I can't afford to quit. I'm fucked either way."
Another worker brought them a tray of work and they stayed quiet while they processed the work. I removed the main electronics of the copier and cleaned and dried it. Half an hour passed and a man about forty walked to the machines and tapped the blond on the shoulder.
She looked up and he smiled. He turned and walked to a door I knew led into the supply room. A minute later the blond got up and followed.
She was gone half an hour. When she came back she was no longer wearing nylons. She passed her machine and went to the restroom. Five minutes more and she was back at her machine.
"Karen, did he fuck you bareback again?"
"Yes! He says I have nothing to worry about, he's been fixed, but I worry about STD's as much as getting pregnant!"
"He's such an asshole!"
"No! Don't even say that word! He's a prick!"
"I wonder if he'd stop bothering us if his wife would fuck him once in a while?"
"She's in her office. Shall we go ask her?"
"Right, and spend the rest of our lives looking for a new job? Not likely."
I turned on the copier and let it warm up. I ran three copies of a test sheet and it worked so I packed up and left. I thought about what was going on in the branch for quite a while. I went to another office and fixed a printer and a copier. The women I overheard there were talking about the party they went to the weekend before.
That night I had dinner with my brother, the doctor. I told him about the guy screwing the women that worked for him.
"Guys like that make life tough on all the rest of us. Someone should screw him."
"I agree, but how?"
He was quiet for a while and then he said, "If they could prove he assaulted them they could have him fired, arrested and get Bubba as a roommate in jail."
"It's just their word against his."
"Not if you help them. You take care of the video systems in the branches, don't you?"
"Yeah. But they monitor the open banking areas of the building."
"You've told me how you're invisible. Install a system in the supply room. A system with sound. Tape him assaulting either woman and there's the proof."
"I can do it. Next time I get a call in that branch, I'll do it. I haul around a spare video system in my truck."
"Now your job sounds exciting. Let's have dinner next week and maybe you'll have some results by then."
We set a time and agreed to meet at his apartment.
The next day I got a call that the copier was broken again at 7th and Vermont. I went and after I fixed the copier I installed the video system. Karen, the blond, walked into the supply room while I was installing the system.