I often wore handcuffs in a certain club that was a hangout of mine. In fact, people I've never met call me `the handcuff girl' or `the handcuff chick' or `the girl with the handcuffs' because I used to wear them really a -lot- and no one else ever does. They were always the cheapie-generic ones you can pick with a bobby-pin (or any of a number of other things, including a Denny's fork – don't ask) but never the ones that actually have a release lever on them. Anyone too dumb to pick my handcuffs while wearing them is too dumb for me to want to deal with. Besides, if anyone ever really got in a jam with them, they would also break fairly easily if you'd apply the right torque. I've gone through several pairs of handcuffs, and in a lot of ways, they're my icon of me. A quick rundown on the club is that it was a basement with cement floor everywhere and floor-to-ceiling, reasonably slender poles scattered throughout the main area. There were two bars.
The night in question started with me wearing a scoop-necked top that was just this side of showing my nipples and a knee-length, floaty skirt, knee socks, nothing underneath, and chaining myself with my hands behind me to one of the poles. Some guy, thinking he was a big-shot, walked up and pulled the neck of my top down so my tits were showing, then grinned at me and asked if I wanted him to fix it. I was mortified and trying to shrug my shoulders forward to cover myself, despite the obvious futility of the gesture, driven by pure reflex. He noticed, told me he'd fix my top if I'd do him a favor and that he'd be right back, then walked away. So, I was stuck waiting for him, trying to tune out the presence of everyone else there in order not to know whether they were staring or snickering or speculating. I could walk around the pole, but it was in the middle of a crowded room and my back had to stay to it, so this didn't help much. I could hop a little bit in hopes or encouraging my top to come back up to where it should be, but this just made me jiggle, which was worse. I stood there, and I waited.