**Authors Note**
Many Thanks to Estragon who helped me sort through the copy editing details of this story - and even called me the M Night Shyamalan of Pornography...okay, he didn't. But he hinted around that readers would like the twist.
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Grace had been dodging calls from her mother-in-law for a week. The only reason she could possibly have for calling is to defend her snake of a son. Grace definitely didn't have the time or inclination to be bullied into giving him another chance. No way. Her estranged husband Roland had fucked up so badly that reconciliation was impossible. Why waste breath talking about it? What reasonable explanation could he give for blowing the rent money at a casino last month? He hadn't even stuck around to tell her himself, just left a note blaming their lackluster sex life for his bad choices. Friends had eventually told her that Roland was currently shacked up with a cocktail waitress from the same shitty casino. No, Grace had nothing to say to him that a lawyer couldn't say better. But it would be just like that spineless bastard to have his super- Christian mother deliver more bad news. He probably wrecked their car.
She might as well get the conversation over with, and now was as good a time as any. She picked up. "Hello, Melinda."
"Grace! Where have you been? Are you free this Sunday? I need your help at church."
This was unexpected. "I am still not looking to join a church, Melinda." She thought they had put that matter to rest years ago. "Especially not that mega church you attend. It's creepy. Especially that Ken-doll pastor."
Melinda gasped. "Pastor Brett is not creepy! He is passionate about Jesus Christ. Everyone at Jupiter Hill looks up to him. His sermons are so inspiring. In fact that's the reason I'm calling. We need help at the church daycare on Sunday. There is a prayer-a-thon all day, and Pastor Brett will be closing with an excerpt of his new book, Faith and Morality in the Family. The church members will get to buy it a week ahead of its national release! It's very exciting. Anyway, so many of the women want to attend that we can't staff the daycare. I know you have worked in a daycare, so I thought you'd be perfect."
Nope, I'm not going to be doing that, Grace thought. She drew a breath to tell her so.
"Wait! Before you say anything," interrupted Melinda. "Remember you owe me a favor. Who paid your mortgage last summer when Roland was in between jobs? And for your replacement fan belt? And...." Oh, God, Melinda was obviously reading from the little loan ledger she kept on a white board next to her refrigerator. Grace hated being beholden.
"If I do this you'll stop talking to me about that mortgage loan and start talking to Roland," she demanded. "I'm divorcing your son. You need to stop calling me."
There was a long, disappointed, mother-in-law pause. "Maybe if you were a little more Christian in your behavior my son wouldn't be re-evaluating his choices right now." She said self-righteously, "I am trying to extend a hand to a soul in need and you should be thanking me."
"Thank you! Thank. You. For asking me to babysit all day Sunday. And then practically black-mailing me to do it. I am so glad you called!"
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, Grace. See you Sunday around two. Wear something modest. I don't even know what to suggest, all I ever see you wear are jeans. We have a certain way of dressing at the church...I'll send something over. God Bless."
Grace hung up, seething. Horrible woman. Horrible Christian hypocrite. Though she was usually a live-and-let-live kind of atheist, Grace found herself wishing she could do something to shake Melinda's faith. She was so smugly certain about it.
The next day the outfit arrived. It was atrocious, styled right out of 1985. It was white with cabbage rose print. There were puffed sleeves and lace insets. It ran from shoulder to mid-calf. It was definitely the most hideous thing Grace had ever put on. She consoled herself by thinking this would be the last time she'd ever have to see Melinda Rutherford. Or hear her.
She styled her dark hair in old-fashioned soup can curls and decided to leave off stockings as a small rebellion. The only white pumps she had were a little pointier than was strictly appropriate, but hey, what did she care?
Arriving at two, she discovered the daycare area a mess, and families waiting to check in their offspring and join the prayer-a-thon already in progress. Grace found out she could expect reinforcements around six and perhaps a break at seven.
A dozen parents dropped off kids within the first hour and Grace ran around organizing activities and breaking up toddler fights. She noticed many of the church members looking at her oddly and eventually a well-dressed man pulled her aside and asked her who she was.
"Uh, I'm related to Melinda Rutherford. Sort of. She just recruited me to help with the kids for a bit."
"So you are not currently a member of the congregation?" he asked.
"No. Do you want me to leave? It's fine if you do. I'll go, its fine by me."
"Oh, No! No, not at all. In fact, I have great news. Pastor Brett invites you to join him in his offices!"
Grace was momentarily dumbstruck. "He does? Why?"
"Pastor Brett is always interested in meeting with young people to get their points of view. He wants you to share with him, and he, in turn, will share with you."