We were playing in the local golf tournament. James, Eric, me, and someone we were given to make up a foursome. The idea was that the whole tournament would be over on the same day. Anyone who didn't make the cut-off scores would be ruthlessly trimmed every nine holes. Personally I suspected that they decided on the cut-off scores after they saw how everybody went.
Myself, being a distinctly average golfer, found myself dropped after the first nine. So, for that matter, was James. Eric kept going, which was a surprise to us and to him. We stuck around, confident that Eric would be ousted after the second nine and we could all go to the bar for a drink and then home.
It didn't happen, did it? Eric was playing a blinder of a game. I was willing to swear that if he hooked a ball into the woods a squirrel would grab it and carry it out onto the green. That was the sort of luck he was having. He was in with a chance to actually win the tournament.
The last round was a full eighteen holes, best man wins, end of story. Trouble was Eric has a problem.
"I never expected to go this far," he complained. "I'd arranged to take Sophia out to dinner. She'll be expecting me and there'll be hell to pay if I let her down. There's no way I can complete the round and get home in anything like a reasonable time, especially if I win."
"Well, jeez, Eric, you gotta finish. You may never get such a chance again."
"James is right," I told Eric. "If you opt out you'll always regret it, wondering what if? Tell you what. I'll drop by your place and explain to Sophia. If she gets all pissed and snotty she can yell at me for a while. Water off a ducks back as far as I'm concerned."
"Are you sure?" Eric asked. "She can be downright scary when she gets pissed."
"Ah, she'll be right. I'm a big man and I can take a bit of abuse. I'll just wait until she shuts up and explain that you don't really have a choice and that you'll make it up to her, especially if you win first prize."
So we agreed that I'd be the bunny to face the wrath of the formidable Sophia and Eric headed happily to the start of the next round. I wished him luck and headed on homeward, swinging past Eric's place on the way.
While not actually knowing Sophia well I most certainly knew what she looked like. A long cool blonde, with blue eyes that seemed to sparkle, a perpetual smile highlighted by gleaming white teeth surrounded by cherry red lips. She also had a marvellous rack that I wouldn't mind seeing up close and personal, not that I was likely to get the chance.
Arriving at Eric's place I found the front door open so I stepped in and called, "Hey, Soph."
What I expected was her to appear and say hullo, whereupon I'd give my little spiel absolving Eric from all blame for playing so well and then make my departure. What I didn't expect was to hear her dulcet tones call out, "In here."
Now if I'd stopped to consider it I'd have realised that both Eric and I have very deep voices. On top of that, two words aren't really enough to identify a person. If you're expecting a person with a deep voice and someone with a deep voice calls out then obviously the person speaking is the person you expect. Yes? No.
I stepped into the room indicated by her voice and she was sitting on a chair enjoying the sun shining through the window. As well as sitting she had her feet splayed on the chair. Quite frankly, if she'd been wearing a dress she'd have been showing off her panties, which she would have found embarrassing. What was even more embarrassing was that the only thing she was wearing was a big smile, so you can guess what she was showing off.
The smile sort of dribbled off her face to be replaced by a look of horror. "Don," she said, sounding as though she didn't believe it.
"Hi, Soph," I said genially, taking my time to look her over. She was every bit as lovely as I thought. Now if she'd just bring her feet together and her knees apart I'd be able to judge her superstructure as well.
She gave a small scream and her feet hit the floor, granting my wish where viewing her superstructure was concerned. She had a beautiful pair of breasts, high and firm, just waiting for a man to touch them. She saw the way I was happily admiring her breasts and hastily wrapped her arms across them.
"What are you doing here?" she demanded. "Get out."