Glory Hole
Unzip, Unload, Leave.
Good looking guy, Great Skills.
No conversation, No Reciprocation.
The ad caught my eye on the local MfM chat board, with a four day back up and no prospects at hand (well other than my hand) for some one way pleasure my interest was piqued. I read and re-read the ad, my bloated balls clouding any reservations I may have had...I clicked the link and sent off an inquiry.
Hi-
Good looking guy, 38, tall and athletic, hung average and cut. Looking for some quality service with no reciprocation. Tell me about your set up.
Ok, so it was mostly true. Well, with one glaring exception. I like to say I am hung average, I like to say I'm about 6 inches. Every ruler in the world will tell you I am closer to 4 than 6. And like it or not, size matters. Put yourself out there saying '4.5 inches cut, thin but well shaped' and you end up on the wrong end of a no reciprocation deal every time. But whatever, I really need a blowjob and alls fair, Right?
Within the hour my email dinged...
Hey, here's the deal let me know if you are interested- High quality glory hole, wooden panel in a door frame in my home, quiet residential area. This isn't some hole in a sheet operation. We never meet, we never talk. You come in, drop your pants, put yourself through the hole and enjoy the ride, I like to take it real slow, quality, not speed. Clean up and zip up, and out the door you go. I'm about 40, fit, muscular, shaved head. When were you looking for?
My dick was half hard, and already leaking a little. I was climbing the walls I was so horny.
His neighborhood was in a good part of town, punctuation and grammar were good. For god's sake, I'm looking for anything to say this is clearly the guy who should be sucking me off today.
Sounds great, tell me where...4:00?
Two hours later, two hours of discomfort courtesy of my half hard dick, I was pulling in to the driveway of a pleasant looking cape house on the other side of town. I got out of the car feeling very self conscious...certain that I was being sized up by an unseen muscular bald man...a man I would never see according to his concise instructions...
Come in the front door, don't bother knocking. You will see the wood panel on the doorway in the front hall. Instructions will be on the panel. I will be behind the panel, don't talk to me, I won't answer, just follow the instructions.
The front yard was well cared for, the house exterior was neat and attractive. What on earth was a glory hole doing in this perfect suburban home? Each step to the front door was measured, finally my hand was reaching for the door handle, time to decide if this was all a little too strange.
The cranberry red door opened to a hallway/ foyer of gleaming hardwood floors, freshly painted walls...and a doorway about 10 feet down the hall completely filled by a plywood panel.. The panel was well constructed, nicely finished, and fit the doorframe perfectly. As I walked closer it showed no light where it met the frame. One hole was visible, but it was about 18 inches off the floor. Roughly waist high on the wall was a piece of paper.
Do Not Remove This Sheet of Paper
Until You Have Followed All Instructions
Pants and Underwear Around Your Ankles.
Whole package through the hole behind this sheet of paper, cock and balls.
I have condoms on my side of the wall, do not look through the hole.
My dick was fully hard, the tent would have been plainly visible if anyone had come in the door behind me. While I was nervous about putting my private parts through the hole, the nice house and my desperation to cum had me undoing my belt.
I dropped my pants to the floor, and slid my jockeys to my ankles as well. My dick sprung straight out, and had a clear drip at the tip. I carefully pulled the piece of paper off the wall, and revealed an identical hole to the one closer to the floor. It appeared to be dark on the other side, and despite my curiosity I didn't dare try to peek. My completely rigid cock was bouncing with need...I took a deep breath and aimed it toward the hole.
The hole was at a perfect height for me, but even with my undersized cock it was challenging to follow the explicit instructions. I moved my cock about half way in to the hole, but had to tuck and push my balls through one at a time. By the time the second nut popped through they both ached a little from the tight squeeze. It also became immediately apparent that they weren't coming back through as long as my dick was hard, at least not without a great deal of discomfort. My hips and groin were pulled snugly against the wall by the tight fit, and I felt a little foolish pulled up to the wall with nothing to look at but the plywood grain. It wasn't really clear what was going to happen next, and I began to get nervous.