I own this nice little cabin up in the hills. I was situated right next to a camping and holiday site. The line marking the property boundaries between the two sites were just a couple of white painted rocks. Neither of us had seen any need to do anything more.
I was staying up there for a couple of weeks, taking a well-earned break. After I'd been there a couple of days we had a storm. A really nasty one with lots of strong wind. A real lot of very strong wind. The sort of wind that snaps of branches and throws them around and if you're unlucky uproots trees and drops them in inconvenient places.
I was lucky. The few branches that got dropped on my property were very smartly moved to one side and I left them there to dry out a little. Once they were dry I'd cut them up and have sufficient firewood for the rest of the year.
The camping and holiday site were not quite as lucky. There was this big old tree on their property, hundreds of years old and tall enough to be a danger to passing planes. It must have weathered a hundred storms as bad as this particular one. Unfortunately it decided that the hundred and first storm was enough, and it fell.
The tree very neatly squished the accommodation block. The utilities block and the Admin area were untouched. The general camping area was covered with fallen tree, shattered building, and miscellaneous branches. They weren't going to be cleaning that up in a hurry.
The manager of the camping site came wandering over to see me.
"Morning, Mike."
"Morning, Gordon," I replied, smiling pleasantly. I could afford to smile. My place wasn't wrecked.
"I see your place wasn't damaged at all."
"A few loose branches. Nothing of importance. Can't say the same for your place."
Gordon turned and gave his place a sulphurous look. He was definitely not a happy chappy.
"Matter of curiosity, Gordon, but didn't you petition the council last year to get permission to cut that old tree down?"
"That we did, Mike. That we did. They said it was fine and refused permission. We asked again this year with the same result."
"Reckon they'll prosecute for having the tree come down without permission?"
Gordon gave a cynical laugh.
"They may want to but they're not that stupid." He paused for a moment. "At least, I don't think they're that stupid."
"Never take bets on how stupid a governing body can be. It's odds on that they'll be as stupid as the silliest person on the council."
"Well, my lawyer is getting in first. Their negligence in not permitting reasonable maintenance of the camp has resulted in an unfortunate result. We're suing for the cost of the clean-up and the cost of rebuilding the accommodation block. It's going to be hard for them to argue that the tree was healthy when we can point to the corpse."
"Anyway, that's irrelevant right now. I have a more immediate problem. I have a group of twenty senior girl guides arriving this afternoon and I've got nowhere to put them. They were supposed to pitch tents but it'll be days before the camping area has been cleared. Your place, however, has a nice expanse that doesn't need clearing and I was hoping that you would let them pitch camp there. That's all they need. The utilities block is still okay. I don't mind paying for the privilege."
I considered the request and shrugged. Why not? It was no skin off my nose. It wasn't as if I'd be using the ground for anything.
"Yeah, that'll be fine, Gordon. Just make sure the grounds are properly cleaned up after they go. No need for payment. It's not costing me anything and it would be nasty to take advantage when you're in a spot. A decent bottle of whiskey will be compensation enough."
Deal made Gordon trotted off to make his arrangements and I went fishing. When I returned (with fish) there were what appeared to be a hundred young ladies swarming around my front yard. I guessed they were the twenty senior Girl Guides.
I received a very disdainful look from a couple of young lovelies as I moved towards my cabin.
"Hey, how come you get a cabin while we're stuck with tents?" demanded one of the girls.
"I guess any of you who were entitled to a room will find said room squished under that tree," I explained. "If you can persuade the tree to move aside I'm sure you can have what remains of your rooms. As for my having the cabin, it's a case of I know the owner so I get preferential treatment."
True enough, seeing I was the owner. The young lady grumbled a bit but didn't bother to make an issue of it. Over the next couple of days I got to meet several of the girls, finding them quite happy to flirt with me, with me being just as happy to flirt with them. I wasn't really trying anything on - just casual flirting on both sides.
I went fishing early one morning, wanting some fresh trout for breakfast. I was returning with a nice little string of four when Brenda and Angela intercepted me, Brenda being the young lady who wanted the cabin.
"Where did you get those?" she demanded, indicating the trout.
"The river," I said, jerking my thumb in the general direction thereof. "Ah, can you cook?"
"Cook? Of cause I can cook. Who can't?"
"Lots of people. If you're a good cook and are prepared to fix my breakfast you're welcome to share in the trout."
"Deal," said Angela speaking quickly, "but I'll do the cooking. I've tasted your cooking," she added when Brenda started to say something, "and I'm not having you touch those fish."
The girls escorted me inside and Angela relieved me of the fish. Then she went burrowing through my cupboards, muttering about the paucity of the spices I had available. For my part I took back the trout and expertly cleaned them. That done Angela shooed me out of the kitchen and started cooking.
It didn't take long and breakfast was served and Angela could cook for me anytime. That was some of the best trout I'd ever tasted, and I don't know what she did to the eggs but they were apparently the best eggs a chook ever laid.
Between the three of us we cleaned up all the trout and would have had more if I'd had them available.
"Can you take us fishing tomorrow?" Brenda wanted to know. "We've got rods and we've been fishing before. We just don't know the best spots around here."
"Fine by me," I told her. "Just come around an hour or so before breakfast and you can come with me. The door will be unlocked so just knock and come on in. Yell out to tell me you're there."
When I went to bed that night I remembered that the girls could be around the next morning so I wore some pyjamas. I didn't think they'd approve of me wandering out of the bedroom in the altogether. Then I zonked off.
I woke up the next morning to find Brenda and Angela in my bedroom. I sat up rather sleepily, looking at them and blinking, trying to wake up.
"You're a hard man to wake up," said Angela. "We knocked, we came in and called out, we came in here and shook you. Brenda was about to get a glass of cold water."
I gave Brenda a baleful look while she just smirked at me. What happened next wasn't my fault. Strictly speaking it wasn't the girls' fault either. They could see I was wearing pyjamas.
I slumped back down in the bed, muttering something about another five minutes. That's the point at which the girls looked at each other and stripped the covers off me. The problem was that some mornings I've been known to wake up, ah, slightly tumescent, you might say. This was one of those mornings. My erection just naturally slipped through the open fly of the pyjamas, standing up defiantly.
"Wow," and "Oh, my," came from Brenda and Angela respectively. I grabbed for the covers to pull them back up but the girls were still holding them.
"Sorry about that," I gabbled out. "These things happen to men in the morning. Ignore it and it will go away."
And it would. I've had a morning erection before but I ignore it and it's gone almost immediately. Trouble was I knew two young women were looking at it and my cock apparently knew that too, as it seemed to want to stretch taller than ever. It wasn't going away while they were standing there looking at it.
I then found it definitely wasn't going away while the same two women were holding it, apparently measuring it.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I demanded.
"What do you think we're doing?" asked Brenda. "This is obviously our fault and as Girl Guides of good standing it's our duty to remedy anything that has been caused by our actions."