Last night, bored as usual, bored of online porn and the same-old same-old, I turned to Literotica for a bit of ambidextrous entertainment, mouse in one hand, cock in the other, wishing I had some petite mouth to fuck instead. They should add a new category on the site: Stupid Sluts Who Get What They Deserve. Yeah, I'd read that. Half the women in the stories are too stupid to live (and the other half have been abducted by aliens).
Utterly ridiculous stories. Utterly unbelievable. Pathetic. Sometimes I think the only reason I read them was the fun I had commenting on them afterwards, letting the authors know just how much their writing sucks. "One star! The stupid bitch needs a psychiatrist! Why didn't she just go to the police?" Hmm, police. They could put her in jail and give her the fucking she really wants.
After a couple of hours of this - I hadn't come yet, but thinking about police brutality, heh, was bringing me close - my late-night peaceful solitude was shattered by a hammering on the front door. I sat still, my heart pounding, hoping whoever it was would go away, but again that hammering on the front door.
"Shit!" I said, pulling my trousers up around my wilting cock and stumbling downstairs to answer the door. I found myself face to face with two uniformed policewomen, tall and very pretty, long blonde hair and very well endowed in the breast department. Honestly, they were like two Scandinavian supermodels. I was speechless.
They pushed their way into my house, closing the door behind them, each gripping one of my arms fiercely as they guided me through into the living room. "What the hell are you doing?" I demanded, finally finding my voice.
I didn't get to keep it, however. One of the women pulled my wrists together behind my back, handcuffing them, while the other forced a metallic gag between my teeth, twisting it until my jaw was painfully wide. I caught sight of myself in a mirror, mouth gaping open about a ring. "What the fuck!" I screamed, though the words were unintelligible.
The woman who had gagged me had long red nails that felt sharp as she scratched them across my cheeks. "Be quiet," she said, "or we will hurt you." I whimpered as her nails dug into my skin, until I was sure I must be bleeding. "Will you be quiet?"
I nodded, then wrenched myself sideways, away from them. No way were they real police. Something seriously fucked up was going on.
My bid for escape failed badly as I tripped and crashed to the floor. The women pounced on me, holding me down, and the touch of cold steel against my back made me writhe in panic. But the scissors attacked only my clothes, cutting and snipping until nothing was left but strips of fabric pulled away and thrown about the room, the two women laughing all the time. They rolled me onto my back, and Red Nails sat on my chest. "Resisting arrest? Not clever."
Behind her, hidden from view, the other woman was tugging on my balls. Easing them through a ring. I was completely confused. These two porn-star policewomen had handcuffed me, gagged me, stripped me, and were now playing with my equipment. What the fuck was going on? Was this a dream come true? Or a nightmare?