Sandra cast around in a panic for her shorts and shirt. But the screen door had crashed open with a dry slap, and they stormed in.
Oh, my God! She was huge! Not obese, just strapping, with a bulk in the bosom and a girth in the hips like a female shot-putter. Maybe she was; she filled the doorway. Atop the vast shoulders was a...pleasing, I would say, face, roundish, but with thick dark hair slicked back and very short, over-sized eyes and lips, both with a certain sensuality. Over it all, a healthy tan. All in all, a female creature no one could ignore. I thought that her boobs in the blouse with bursting buttons must be soccer balls. Beneath the cloth, the nipples asserted themselves, high and centered like gun barrels.
Right behind, like a punctuation mark, came the 1960's avatar of Joan Baez, with a long pretty face, stick-straight hair, long nose, long body, and long legs. All of it seemed to have been fashioned as a setting for the jewels of her eyes: bottomless brown pools, bigger than a child's, of an infinite gentleness—or submissiveness—that made "beauty" seem irrelevant.
But I was watching Sandra. She was behind the curve! If she grabbed her clothes, now, it would confess that the party was verboten, sleazy and illicit, the party-goers scurrying for cover. How could she do that? Naked little Stephanie was heading for the door with a grin, arms spread wide in welcome.
"Whoo-eee!" blasted big Bertha, spying my egregious cock. "Has anyone slapped a measuring tape on that catch?" That was good for about a 15 percent decline in the angle of my erection; she was terrifying!
"Bare ass little Steph!" she blared, enveloping her in a hug, sweeping her off her feet, twirling with her.
In a moment, she released Stephanie, who seemed to have survived, and turned toward Sandra. She smiled vastly and boomed, "I'm Butch Cassidy, and..." swinging a paw at Joan Baez, "this is the Sundance Kid!"
She said to Sandra, "You must be Mrs. Lorraine! Pleasure to greet, after hearing so much. I'm creaming at what I'm seeing!"
Sandra came forward, attired in her micro-thong hedged with its fluffy, tawny hair, her nipples unavoidable erect on her big breasts, but as self-possessed as if on a diplomatic reception line, and held out her hand. Butch grabbed it, bowed, and loudly smooched it.
Then, her megawatt smile beamed again at me, and she barreled forward. Know what it means to be helpless?
Her eyes locked on mine, her paw of a right hand enfolded both my dick and balls, the whole package, and she gushed, "An honor to meet you, Tommy," as the meat vice crushed my swollen parts.
It was just what I needed. Therapy for premature ejaculation. "No!" I yelped, "ahhhh! No!"
The crusher, the mitt at the end of the giant's forearm, released my meat. The mitts seized my head—sort of near my ears—and the Great Head closed with mine. The lips were shocking, soft as orchid pedals, sweetly enveloping mine, with flicks along my lips. I had never, ever, been kissed like that.
She broke off, at last, and I gasped for breath, "Sorry, Tommy! Sorry about the sore nuts." Then, she was down there, on her massive knees, and her great sweet mouth took in both my cock and my balls—much shrunken from their ordeal—literally sucked-in my whole package. For a moment, I keened like a lost soul, because it felt as though my balls were being ripped from their roots. But then, the sucking softened into a rhythm, warm, engulfing, and sensual—as though her woman sought out my inner-most man and stroked it...
In no time, my hips began to thrust at her, and I was panting. Was this the moment, at last?
"Oops! None of that, pardner!" she brayed, with wild laughter, as her mouth came away. In a few seconds, my cock had been raised into firing position, aching with rigidity.
"Good one!" she crowed, as she stood up, and delivered a casual backhanded slap that was like being butted in the crotch by a ram.
"Hey!" The protest came from somewhere. I was spiraling away into the black hole of agony. It was Sandra, suddenly at my side, one arm around me, and her hand protectively cupping my privates. Too late, of course.
"Hey, take it easy, right?" There was a challenge in her voice. "He's tied up, girl! These are delicate!" Her hand massaging ever-so-gently, motherly. "And, they belong to my daughter!"
"Whoa! I love it," roared Butch, but now she was bent over, working her ridiculous scrap of red panties over massive but not unshapely thighs. I couldn't focus, my whole being was in my balls. But as Butch straightened up, I registered that whatever had covered her top was gone, too. And soccer balls, but cut in half, were attached to her mighty chest, perfectly round, tight, like some primordial sculpture of stone in the Easter Islands, and egregious and lubricious were the thick thumbs of her tits aimed point-blank at the viewer.
I could not wrench my gaze from her powerful torso. Below her breasts, in letters like needle-point embroidery, one of those framed sayings, a dark-purple tattoo announced, "My stiff tits," with an arrow pointing up. Below, just above her navel, was a similar tattooed sign, "My hot clit," with an arrow pointed down her belly at the unkempt shag. She caught my gaze and gave a shrug. "I had nothing to do with it, Tommy. Some guys slipped a benny into my drink, one night, and I woke up a day later in some tall grass beside a road, totally bare ass, with a killer dildo still jammed up my butt, and this crazy burning sensation all down my front. Guess what it was?" She waved a hand down at the signage. "This." She added, "I was seventeen, back then." She frowned. "Took 23 stitches to fix my asshole, but tattoos don't just disappear."
Without transition, she yelled, "Are you bare ass, yet, Sundance?" and the sweet reply came, "Totally, Butchy! Nothing to hide!"
"Are you all right, Tommy?" Sandra's face was close to mine, so I could smell her enticing breath. And her blessed hand was ministering to my mashed nuts. And no attempt whatever to keep her soft tips from brushing my arm. Who wouldn't recover?
I could focus now on "Sundance." Just what you would expect, I guess, but so delicately delivered, with the brown breasts spaced by some artist, their symmetry entrancing, neat small nipples prettily stiff. But, except for a quick trip down to the jet black shag, concealing any labial apparatus, your gaze came back to her eyes. And she was looking at me with all the dear tender concern in the world.
Her eyes met my eyes, for an instant, and read who-know-what; but she came over and stood demurely before me. The eyes never wavered from mine. "I'm Angelina, Tommy. Happy birthday! I'll do anything you want!"
The main attraction was being protected by Sandra, but Angelina/Sundance leaned forward and her lips closed over my nipple. My nipples never have been sensitive, so what the hell happened? Some current flashed from my nipple down to my gonads and I felt the tired flesh revive. Who was this slender witch?