As always:
Thanks to rf-fast for the editing work. Your insights are what takes this story from mindless drivel to something more.
Author's note: This is the second in a series. It is not necessary to read one before the other as they are each stand alone stories.
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What makes a happy ending? It's an important question to have an answer to when you are entertaining yourself with that movie, book, or television show. Is it when the guy gets the girl? How about when the protagonist defeats the evil that is plaguing the world? I suppose you could say 'yes' to both of those and live out your life saying 'damn that was a good book or movie.'
But what about the guy that didn't get the girl? He wanted love just the same and fell short. What about the evil wannabe dictator who wanted to rule the world whose life ended when some person with a hero complex kills or puts them in some impossible prison with no chance of escaping until the top studio executives that be demand a sequel? Was it a happy ending for them? The difference is strictly point of view.
Why do I mention this you ask? Because life is the same way. Your happy ending didn't come because you didn't get that promotion at work, but for the person who did get the job, they couldn't be happier. For people who were conned out of substantial wealth, it was a nightmare, not a day of happiness. The fortune I accumulated by manipulating those people from their precious securities, well I'm happy. The difference between me and the so called villains in entertainment is that I know I'm the antagonist and this is my life. Part of it anyway.
My life is a string of adventures. You may call them swindles but once again, that's point of view. I have several plush bank accounts, including one in Switzerland, but I didn't have a personal residence or a place of business. I had everything I needed in a duffle bag and I live in worn down motels or homeless shelters as a vagabond. I just roamed the earth in search of my next victim. It is how I made all my money.
See, I told you I'm the bad guy as I'm already lying to you. I also made some of my money, $200,000 to be exact, when my parents died. Don't get me wrong, it's not one of those stories either. I wasn't the good kid and then lashed out because I lost the stability my parents gave me. I was twenty-three when that miracle happened. Nope. I was a wretch for as long as I can remember, and I have eidetic memory. And yes, I remember that humid 97-degree day in second grade before they had air conditioning. I stole your lunchbox. Someone needs to tell your parent how to make a tuna fish sandwich because it had too much mayonnaise on it. But I did like the chocolate pudding.
My condition has helped me in so many ways. First, without any effort, it got me through elementary and junior high. But it was too easy and I quit caring when I landed in high school. I purposely wrote answers incorrectly because I thought they were funny. Did you know Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart founded the Red Cross? I also tested myself. I answered questions to the prior period's exam on the current one. 'Describe Pasteurization.' Instead of 'Pasteurization is a process of heating a food, which is usually a liquid, to a specific temperature for a predefined length of time and then immediately cooling it after it is removed from the heat. This process slows spoilage caused by microbial growth in the food,' I wrote 'The goal of the North Africa offensive was to force Mussolini to remain in Africa where his troops could not aid Hitler's armies.' If the teachers would have matched up the tests, they were flawlessly answered. Good times. Later, I used my talent for more mischievous means. I'd hang around the bank counter, and watch people fill out their account numbers on their deposit slips. It's all about the challenge. I do what I want, when I want, until boredom takes me to another place.
I was in Montana and in what appeared to be the middle of nowhere. As long as I trekked through this state, it gave me the same introspection: if you want to get away from it all, and I mean all of it, come to Montana. It hasn't got there yet and it wasn't heading in that direction. I was getting bored with my surroundings when I arrived in the small town of Middleton, population: three. Okay, I was exaggerating, but I doubt by much.
It was still early, the sun just beginning to make its ascent in the sky as I entered the small, quaint little Middleton Diner. In fact, it was the only diner in town. It was just me and an elder farmer as customers. I sat at a booth and skimmed the menu as I listened to the seemingly harmless conversation between the waitress and the other patron.
"Did you get your money yet?" The waitress asked as she refilled the man's coffee.
The farmer shook his head, "Damn Green Meadows. Just because I'm not a big producer for them, I get pinched. That company is the worst thing that happened to me."
"It's been the same for everyone."
"I know."
"Well, at least Father Hargrove is looking into the matter. Don't know where this town would be without him. Wonder what his sermon is going to be about today?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it will be great."
"He's a wonderful preacher."
"Yup, this town sure is lucky to have that man as a leader."
"Did you hear what Mayor Graves said?" The old man shook his head. "Mayor Graves said Father Hargrove should be the mayor. Said he'd step down if the Father wanted it."
I shook my head. How can one man have that much influence in a community? It was as if he was the linchpin to the entire town.
"I'm sorry, stranger," the waitress called over to me. "I'll be with you in a minute; can I get you a coffee?"