Make sure to read part I and part II, you will miss the background without it.
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It was Monday, I was picking up supplies at the lumberyard for today's project. While loading the 2x4's, I noticed this guy glancing at me, twice actually. He didn't look familiar to me, but there are a lot of people that know me and I am not too good with names or faces. I secured the load and headed into the office to sign for the stuff and get my receipt.
He was waiting for me outside and said, just before I hopped in my truck, "Mark told me all about your visit to his girlfriend last week." He was smiling ear to ear. He was one of those little guys that naturally tried to make up what they were short by hassling others.
"I have no idea what you are talking about." "I don't even know this Mark dude you are referring to." I told the little guy while I slammed the door shut.
"Oh, he said that you couldn't even last a minute standing before his girlfriend!"
WTF I thought to myself, this dude has no idea how I was tricked into that mess, so I replied angrily: "I wonder how you would do if her mom was jerking you off while she dropped her tights!"
I started the truck. Put it in gear, and noticed this little guy just turning white out of amazement. His mouth dropped open. If it wouldn't have been attached, his jaw would have hit the pavement! Crap, he didn't know, and I just gave that detail away. Nice Monday morning!! I cursed to myself and drove off, a little too fast.
During the drive to the jobsite, I replayed the scenarios one after another. Maybe I just had to accept that these folks were super un-conventional, at least in their view of sexuality. To them this may be just a big joke, I mused to myself, quite annoyed.
"HOOOONNNKK!" it sounded from ahead of me. Some truck just honked at me and I saw a glimpse of the dude waving and just laughing out of control. No idea who it was, but since there was a bunch of plywood in back, I guess another one of Mark's buddies.
Great, I thought to myself. Now I have a reputation that I will never live down. But then, I could always counter any of their comments with: "How many times did Laura dance for you?" That would shut them up for sure. I pulled up to the job. It was time to put these thoughts aside and get to work.
As the week went on, I ran into countless folks that would make sneering comments. Some funny, some not funny at all. But, I thought to myself, they either have too little going on themselves, or are simply jealous. I made sure not to give any of them much for extra food for thought though.
It was time to start the deck project. With supplies and tools in back, I headed over to Pete and Karen's place. It was a little early though, and I remembered Karen asking not to start exceedingly early. She liked her night's rest to last as long as possible.
Off course, my mind was full of thoughts as I approached the place. Maybe it would be a good idea to empty out, just since I had the time, and to make sure I didn't get my horny self in trouble again? I found a private parking spot and started rubbing myself. Oh, with thoughts of skintight tights, it didn't take long to get ready.
Knock, knock. My heart skipped a beat, two actually as I jumped in my seat and got yanked back to reality. I looked over. There was the face of Laura, the face I was just fantasizing about, sweet enough to give an alligator cavities, looking into my window. She had her hands up next to her shoulders and asked "What are you doing?" as I tried to make myself presentable as soon as possible.
As I tucked everything away, I rolled down the window. "What are you doing?" she asked again. By now my face was beet red.
I stammered something that was supposed to sound like a question to her, where did she come from?
She ignored the question and said: "My parents are looking forward to you starting today. I just ran out for some fresh baguettes and saw your truck here. I was afraid that you were starting a job somewhere else, so I stopped." She smiled again, as she said: "Little did I know that you were indeed starting a job here" and giggled. "Let's go, I am sure that by now the coffee is ready."
As we walked in, Laura told Karen and Pete: "Guess who I found on my way back from the store?" It was a question that needed no answer, and everything would have been fine if she would have left it at that. But I so had underestimated their non-conservative attitude.
She continued and said: "And guess what I found him doing in the back of the parking area?" as she smiled with a telling look on her face.
Karen picked right up on that one. "Oh, I know right what was happening, and I bet I can even guess just who he was thinking about in the middle of that." she said. My face was beet red, that alone gave everything away. Nice start of the project I thought to myself.
"Coffee?" Karen asked as she poured me a cup. No, I really didn't want coffee, I really wanted out of there and to just go to work, but that did not seem to be a possibility, not right now. So, I accepted the coffee and as soon as I reasonably could get away from these crazy people, I did.
Outside, at last, I thought to myself. And with all that pent up energy, I got to work with a vengeance.
At the end of the day, I looked over what I had accomplished. I was very happy with the progress I had made. Part of the frame was up and you could start to imagine what it would look like when it was done.
It had been a hot day and as usual, I had taken my shirt off. My shoulders were slightly burnt by the sun and I was in desperate need of a shower.
Karen noticed I had cleaned up the tools and was getting ready to call it a day. She came out and was full of smiles. "Looks great!" she said. "Take a quick dip in the pool to freshen up and have a beer with us." She sounded real.
And I had already been eyeing that pool, not only because earlier that afternoon Laura decided to swim a few laps and work on her tan. No, words could not describe how good she looked with that bright yellow bikini. But it was work time and there was just enough distance between the deck and the pool that I could stay focused, more or less.
After a few lazy laps, I was starting to get cold. The pool was unheated and it was still early in the season. I hopped out and tried to shake some of the water off. "Towel?" Laura asked, holding out a neatly folded towel.
I accepted happily and dried myself off. As I stepped in the door, Karen said: "you can just leave your wet things by the door." Crap I thought, is this all a trick to get me naked again? "Oh, don't be so shy, we have all seen you naked already, and you must be getting cold." Karen giggled. That was true, and my wet shorts were definitely cold now the sun had gone behind the trees.