Andrew blinks himself awake, his throat dry and his stomach in knots. In front of him is a tall, beautiful woman with curly black hair, big-rimmed glasses and asymmetrical freckles scattered across her cheeks.
"I'm Dr. Anne Campbell. You must be Andi. How are you feeling?" she asks in a sweet, soprano voice.
"I'm good. Why am I in the hospital?"
Dr. Campbell laughs. "How about I get you some water. It was quite a hassle to get you here! Fought our men with tooth and nail."
As she talks, Andrew looks down at his chiseled pecs, furrowing his brows in confusion. "Why am I naked?" His heartbeat begins to pick up even though he's still groggy and fighting unconsciousness. Something is clearly wrong here!
He tries to stand up, only to realize with horror he's been restrained. He begins to struggle in earnest, huffing as he squirms in his chair.
"What's going on here? Are you here to torture me?"
"Heavens, no! Rather, I'm here to help you realize your true potential," she explains. She heads over to a table and picks up a device he doesn't recognize. "You see, I've been hired by a few of your fans. They've studied you for a long time through social media, as have I, and we've come to the unanimous conclusion that you're not meant to be male. You're a beautiful girl trapped in the wrong body, and I'm here to help fix you!"
"You must be making a mistake," he says, deciding to be logical about this. He's a smart guy, surely he can talk himself out of this shit show. "Whatever they're paying you, I can triple it."