DoucheFarm, FuckFace and Gross-Dumpster
I'm Marissa. I live in a town in one of the richer parts of the U.S. of A, the "3 private schools in one town" kind of rich. The next public school is a few miles away, nobody here gives a damn about that though, this is a town of rich assholes who think that public school children are the scum of the earth, especially the people who come from the DoucheFarm. DoucheFarm is a lovely nickname me and my best friend Allison gave to the Doullarme Academy, the private school for the richest people around here. I used to go there, it's the kind of place where the "popular" girls are all in theatre and the "hot" guys are all in debate. Don't get me wrong, a lot of them had smokin' bods, but most of their personalities were built from a foundation of always being the center of attention and never being denied anything.
The people from FuckFace (AKA The Phudace Academy) are similar, but their status quo is more of the stereotypical "jocks and cheerleaders" sort of thing. it's the school for the "second-tier" rich people. Allison used to go there. Our current school doesn't need a nickname, we attend the Gross-Dumpster Academy. The "correct" pronunciation is "Grah-ss – Doomp-stay" (I think it's supposed to be French or some shit) but why in the hell would we pronounce it correctly? It's pretty much seen as the ghetto of the private school world, mainly because it's where all the rich kids who get kicked out of the other schools go. We don't really have a hierarchy here, nobody really gives a damn about anyone but themselves and their close friends, which is just the way I like it.
To the Dump!
I got kicked out of the DoucheFarm because they have an extracurricular requirement, but your teachers get to pick it for you. My jackass Lit. 1 teacher signed me up for theatre, even though I made it clear that I would rather die than participate in "Legally Blonde; the Musical." I'll speed up the story for you, I was an extra who stole a mike and said some choice words while hiding back stage. I still don't know why Lissa (that's what I call Allison) got kicked out of FuckFace, but I have seen some cheerleaders shy away from her at the mall. Lissa and I met in the middle of our freshman year of highschool at GD, we were together from then until the beginning of our senior year, when the school board implemented the stupid-ass policy they have now.
Students are now separated by age, which means that even though Lissa and I are taking the same damn courses, I'm stuck without her until she turns 18 and gets to transfer into my classes. The reason is that they are starting a new trial for the 18+ students to see if they can correct our behavior with corporal punishment, like we're fucking dogs. 18+ students had to sign waivers to participate in the trial without suing anybody just to be allowed to attend. Of course, everyone signed the damn thing, nobody wants to go to public school. I honestly don't care if I'm in public or private school, but I wasn't just gonna leave Lissa. So I signed the damn thing too.
#Flawless