There's only one word to describe my mother-in-law, and that is BITCH.
Her husband walked out on her years ago, leaving her to bring up the kids on her own. She seemed to have developed a hatred of all men, myself included. This particular morning she came charging into the house going off about something that was none of her business, and she just wouldn't shut up. I asked her politely to stop ranting on, because I had just come off night shift and was in no mood for it, but she wouldn't stop.
After a while I just sat there, trying to block out the whining voice until I heard the words, "...I've been telling her for years she should get rid of you, you're no good, just like her father."
That was it, I had seen red, I could take no more of her verbal onslaught, so I jumped to my feet and stood directly in front of her. "Shut the fuck up you miserable bitch!" I screamed, "Get the fuck out of my house!"
"No, I wont. You're forgetting that I helped you out with the deposit for this place, and without me, you wouldn't have a house! You're too incompetent to look after your own family, without me, you would have nothing. You're just a loser, we all know it!" she threw back at me.
At this point I was shaking with rage and without thinking, pushed her really hard so she went flying onto the couch, her legs sprawled open to reveal her conservative underwear as her huge boobs were flung up into her face.
For just one second, I saw a look of fear, for the first time ever. I was actually getting off on the power trip, my cock giving a little twitch at seeing the old cow shaken up, but it wasn't enough to stop her as she still continued on with her ugly words.
I had to get her out of the house before I did something stupid. "Ok, ok, I'm a pathetic dick-less arsehole, you win. Can you leave now?"
She looked all smug, sitting back on the couch making no attempt to move. "Oh, I don't think you're dick-less, in fact I'm pretty sure that's the only thing my daughter sees in you. It couldn't possibly be anything else, the pathetic arsehole bit was right on track."
She seemed to be goading me on; perhaps she liked the rough stuff. If she kept it up, I would literally have to throw her out the door, I just couldn't put up with any more of her intimidation. "Just fuck off! You've had your say, Dianne won't be home for hours and I'm not listening to any more of your crap, so leave!"
To which she just simply replied, "No. Make me."
Something just snapped inside me. I walked over to her, grabbed her arm and pulled her rather large frame off the couch with so much force she tumbled into me and we both fell to the ground.
"Get your filthy hands off me, you pig!" she screamed at me.
I reached up and gave her huge boobs a firm squeeze. "I'm warning you, shut up now or I'll jam my cock in your mouth and make you!"