My husband and I went for a long weekend camping trip with our next door neighbours, Ron and Bev. I've known Bev for years. We met in school and the teacher introduced her as Augusta. Bev then promptly informed us to call her Bev. Anyone who called her Augusta, Aug, or Gussie would be ignored. She got off to a good start with that by ignoring Mrs Withers whenever she used one of those names.
We finished up in the mountains. There was a decent camping ground there with a Trading Post close by (15 minutes' walk). We all just idled around, enjoying nature, taking a leisurely hike through the forest.
When we got back from the hike Bev and I extended our hike by heading on down to the Trading Post to see what was there. Not much, in my opinion, and what was there could be purchased cheaper at home. We didn't buy anything.
Heading on back we encountered these two guys. When I say encountered I guess I should say that we saw them and passed them, not actually met them. I mention these two men because they were unusual.
For a start, they were both rather on the short size. Very short. I doubt that either of them was over five foot tall. To make up for this they were broad, so broad that they probably had to turn sidewards to walk through doors. Very solidly built, those two. I was willing to wager that they each weighed in at over two hundred pounds, and it looked as though it was all solid muscle.
Bev started sniggering when she saw them.
"If their proportions hold true," she giggled, "then their cocks are probably two inches thick and match this with two inches in length. Erect," she added, to make her point.
Seeing she was using hand gestures to indicate the girth and length of the unseen cocks she started me giggling as well. We giggled our way past them, tossing them surreptitious little glance as we went.
When we reached the camp Bev called out to Ron, telling him that fairy tales were true. She knew this as she'd just seen two dwarves. A bit of a stretch, really, as they weren't that small.
After dinner Bob (that's my husband's name. I'm Gwen.) went to grab a couple of beers from our tent. He came back empty handed.
"Hey, where's the beer?" he asked.
"Um, if you didn't bring it with you from the car then I'd guess it's still in the car," I guessed. "I sure didn't bring it. How about you?" I glanced over at Ron to see him shaking his head.
"Not a problem," I told Bob. "Assuming that you actually remembered to pack it it will be in the car which is in the parking lot. If you didn't remember to pack it the Trading Post is also in the parking lot and I noticed that they sold beer."
Bob gave me a hopeful look but I just smiled and shook my head.
"While I approve of your forbearance in going without a beer until now if you actually want one you'll have to get it yourself. Bev and I have already been down to the Trading post and back and we're staying here."
As Bev was nodding her head in support the boys sighed, got to their feet, and headed out. I figured they'd be about an hour for the round trip. (Half an hour there and back and another half an hour drinking a beer or two and socialising.)