If there weren't already 1,001 uses for duct tape, here is a new one.
The poor woman got more than she bargained for when she attended the CFNM strip show alone.
He was done fucking her after about 5 minutes. I saw him pull off a condom and toss it down the sewer. Then, he ran over to the car.
"Dave, how are you going to free her without her seeing your faces?"
"Easy. I'm not."
"You're not what?"
"Going to free her."
He started the car and drove off.
"Dave, you can't just leave her there like that."
The drive home was uneventful. Dave was calmer than he was before, not as excited as he was when he was molesting the woman.
"Here," he said handing me a wad of cash.
"What's this?"
"It's five hundred dollars."
"I know that, Dave. I can count, but why are you giving me $500.00?"
"That's your share."
"My share of what?"
"For helping me tonight."
"Here," I said handing the money back to him. "I can't accept this for what you did to that poor woman."
"Don't be a fool. Keep the money. You earned it. The money is yours." He looked over at me as he drove and then returned his attention back to the road. "That poor woman is not so poor. She took everything from her husband, the house, the cars, and the kids. Besides, she's a real bitch. She had a boyfriend on the side all along, one of the strippers. She set her husband up with her girlfriend and videotaped them. Then, she sued him for adultery. Later, after the divorce settlement, her girlfriend admitted to her ex-husband that he had been set up and that his wife had paid her to have sex with him."
"Dave, what are you talking about? I thought she was your ex-boss."
"Yeah, coincidentally she was my ex-boss, which is why I made it personal by fucking her." Her ex-husband hired me to do this. He paid me $1,000.00 to humiliate his wife."
"Okay, then, I can justify taking the money," I sad stuffing the money in my pocket. "I'll think of it as a public service giving evil women what they deserve." I looked at my friend. "And all this time, I thought you were just a pervert. I didn't know you were in business for yourself."
"Yeah, we are in the business of avenging those who have been wronged. All we need are capes with the letters DTA."
"DTA?"
"Duct Tape Avengers."
"Well, it would be a bit a waste of money to go out and buy custom made capes, just for avenging one man against his ex-wife."
"Yeah, it would, but we have another client Saturday in just a couple hours."
"Are you serious?"
"And the fee for this one is $5,000."
"Five grand?"