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April Fools Day Story Contest 2024
stories involve pranks. The requirement is: Stories of surprise meetings, humor, tricks, trick endings, and other themes of deception, chance, and/or misunderstandings.
FYI - This story contains anal sex, cunnilingus, blowjobs, and non-consent sex.
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I caressed Carla's small breasts as she and I lay together naked, spooning after having sex. She looked contented, her eyes were closed, and she pressed her soft body against me. My limp penis was trapped between our bodies. We had satisfying orgasms and were resting, enjoying the afterglow.
She smiled, looked at me with bright eyes, and asked, "Enjoying my little boobies?"
That was one of the things I loved about Carla. Even though her breasts were modest and more nipple than boob, she wasn't self-conscious about them. She could joke about her tiny tits. She suntanned topless, went braless all the time, and wasn't afraid to wear sexy plunging tops that drew attention to her diminutive assets.
I loved many things about her. She was smart, athletic, and pretty. She was passionate in bed, about helping people, cooking, and writing. She was a classic Italian beauty: big dark eyes, a strong 'Roman' nose, and jet-black hair.
I toyed with her long dark nipples, pulled them to tighter, higher peaks, and said, "Yes. I'm having fun. Your nipples are great."
She laughed and said, "Many men are disappointed by my rack. Are you just being kind?"
I looked into her dark brown eyes and said, "I find your slender body attractive and sexy. My first serious girlfriend was petite. I have no reason to lie to you. You're going to fuck me again either way, aren't you?"
The single, twenty-five-year-old librarian giggled, nodded, and said, "Yes. You've got a nice dick and are a considerate lover. I'd be a fool to pass on you."
Diana hollered from across the room, "Damnit, George! You came already!"
"Sorry," the lawyer with a receding hairline said. "I've been working sixteen-hour days for a week on a big case. I don't have my normal focus and stamina."
The thick blonde had been riding him cowgirl style. She was straddling him. She sat on his hips, scowled, and pinned him to the floor. She sighed heavily expressing her annoyance, rose, and exposed his small limp dick. A gob of his cum oozed out of her vagina and plopped on his little penis.
Her large breasts commanded everyone's attention as she scanned the room. Every member in our book club had cum at least once, except for her, and she was pissed.
Eve, who was lying beside the big and brawny fireman, Huck, raised her hands and said, "I'd be glad to hoover your hoo-ha and get you off."
"Thanks," Diana said. "I want an orgasm, but I'm dying for a big hard cock. You know how sometimes your vagina feels like it won't be okay if it doesn't get that 'I'm full' sensation?' I need to be stretched and filled. Huck? Frank? Can you help me out?"
"I came twice with Eve," Huck said and gave her a tight-lipped 'I'm sorry' smile. "My penis is as flexible as a Slinky." He pulled on his dick and showed everyone how soft, stretchy, and pliable it was.
Di's eyes swung to me. I said, "I'd be glad too," and I meant it. Diana was fun, attractive, and adventuresome as were all the members of our exclusive club. Actually, it was a requirement.
We started out as FWB. Not 'Friends with Benefits'. We belong to an organization that supports the local library. The person who paid for the construction of the library was a fan of an English poet, painter, and printmaker. The group is called 'Friends of William Blake' or FWB for short.
The six of us joined the forty other supporters of the library because of our love of reading, an interest in writing, and a shared belief that a vibrant well-stocked library was beneficial to our community.
As the youngest members, we are all in our twenties, we naturally fell in together. We began meeting for drinks, attending plays, and going to museums and art galleries. This led to dinner parties, more drinking, and spirited, yet friendly and respectful debates.
We are all single, focused on our burgeoning careers, and, as I mentioned earlier, attractive and adventuresome. The inevitable happened; we began having sex. Not wanting to lose or damage our friendship, we decided that 'Friends with Benefits' with rotating partners was the best option for us.
The six of us meet twice a month. We chat, have a drink, catch up, get naked, and have sex in front of each other. It works for us because we respect each other and no one is ready to marry. We are voyeurs and exhibitionists, and we enjoy a smorgasbord of flesh.
Carla is slim. She makes up for her lack of physical assets with her passion, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Diana is her polar opposite. She's a thick, curvy woman. You don't notice her thirty-inch waist because of her big tits and ass. Throw in her blonde hair, blue eyes, and party-girl attitude and you have all that a man can handle.
Eve looks like the girl next door. She's cute and has the standard equipment: medium-sized breasts, okay ass, brown hair, and brown eyes. The fact that she's bi, comes in handy when one of the guys gets 'whisky dick' or cums prematurely.
The girls also have access to a variety of lovers. Huck, his real name is Harold, but since he's a huge fan of Mark Twain, Carla gave him this nickname and it's stuck. Our fireman played football in college. He's six-foot-four inches tall, weighs two-hundred forty pounds, and is chiseled. The women drool over his arms and abs.
George is our intellectual. The law school grad with the receding hairline is not a physical specimen. He's smart as a whip and can quote Aristotle, Aquinas, Lord Bryon, and Shakespeare flawlessly. When he recites poetry the women get wet. The fact that he turned down a top law firm to work with the poor and downtrodden is testimony to his caring nature.
I round out the trio. I'm not super fit or super smart. I like to think that I'm a nice guy, attractive, and I have a soul. Like the others, I am an avid reader and amateur writer. I'm not bragging, but women smile when they see my penis. It's not scary porn star big, but it's larger than average, and when given the choice, who among us doesn't want a big piece of pie?
Carla said, "Diana, I'll get Frank nice and hard for you. Eve, why don't you tidy Di up and get her motor running?"
"Gladly."
Diana lay on the floor. Eve crawled over, stuck her snout in between the blonde's fleshy legs, and went to work. She had no problem eating George's cum and licking Di's lady parts.
"Oh! Thanks, Eve," the curvy woman said. She moaned again, squirmed, and let herself be serviced.
George felt guilty for his premature ejaculation and sucked on a fat breast. Huck joined him and suckled on the other. The guys reached out and touched Eve's bottom. George caressed and squeezed a butt cheek. Huck's arms were longer, he could and did finger Eve, causing her to moan.
Carla took my messy penis into her mouth and made eye contact with me as she lovingly sucked my dick.
It got hard quickly. I think most of the credit should go to her eyes. A man could get lost in those dark orbs.
Carla pulled off me and announced, "He's ready!" Eve and the others backed away. I came to Diana and asked, "How do you want to do this?"
"I'm warm and gooey," she murmured. "Missionary is good. Kiss me and let me look at your face and eyes."