I was waiting up for my son and his friend, Thomas, to return from the big Halloween Party. They were all close friends and with college next year this would be their last High School Halloween Ball. My son, Andy, has had a steady girlfriend and I expected him to be out late at the after-party. He is a good kid and we were pretty liberal with him. His buddy, Thomas, is a little erratic, but fun and we let our rules extend to him with his folks OK.
The door opened and I expected to see both of them, but only Thomas walked in. He held his costume head, that hockey mask thing from that slasher movie - Jason as I recall. He looked bummed and I asked where Andy was and he said that he was still at the party with both girls. Thomas apparently was a little aggressive and Anne Larson had not been willing to go along. She called him a little-dicked pervert in front of all of their friends and suggested that he go home and jerk off. He apologized for his language and said that he was going to sack out.
I asked him if Anne had really liked him and did he want to try and work it out with her. He said that he did and would do anything. I suggested that he write her a note - a sincere one. He should tell her how he felt and that he really respected her, but just got carried away by her looks sometimes. I told him to be modestly graphic, not lewd. After being married twenty years, I told him that women still like compliments and still want to know that they can get you excited. He took the legal pad and went in the den to watch television.
Walking in about thirty minutes later, I noticed he had gone to bed, but had left the pad on the table.
I should not have read it, but did anyway. It contained the usual adolescent drivel, but also had some pretty hard stuff as well. "Anne, sometimes when I see you in that Cheerleader uniform, my dick gets so fucking hard. That time at the beachouse when I first saw you naked made me want to fuck you right there. Your tits are perfect and your ass is so tight and I would love to make you come with my tongue. But mostly, I love you"... Pretty weak overall english-wise, but she would either fuck him or tell him to get fucked.
I was turning the light off when I saw his costume on the sofa and had a Grinch-like moment. Before I lost my nerve, I put it on grabbed the note and headed out of the door with some beer. I drank two on the walk to our good friend's, Lynne and Ben Larson, who were hosting their daughter Anne's party - but had agreed to stay hidden. It was cold and the beer calmed me down and I stopped in their yard to piss. A voice interrupted me, it was Lynne Larson. She was such a cunt in high school. She said, "Who is that and stop it!" I wanted to tell her to fuck off, but lied and said, " Aaron Andrews, Mrs. Larson sorry -- just couldn't wait. Sorry. " I ran to the door and inside.