The gender pairing of the day is: Cis male on female-bodied agender person, with both swapping dominance.
The last few times I posted a story here I had a big long preamble with a complete list of kinks and such--but then I read a few more other stories here on LE, and I've realised y'all are a lot more nasty than I gave you credit for, lol. So instead here's just the critical content warnings:
-Use of the slur "F*g" and derivatives
-A roleplayed scenario involving arch-conservative values of femininity (ironically, used on an agender person, lol)
-Impregnation/mentions of birth and lactation
-Passing mentions of CBT (sadly. Maybe next time I'll go the whole way with that lol)
Enjoy, freakazoids!
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Wanted: Paladin/cleric for removal and cleansing of demonic cult; location given by request to the town mayor. Villager complaints include spates of misfortunes befalling their young men (disappearances, infertility, infidelity, etc.) and suspect it to be the work of a succubus and her worshippers. The Adventurer's Guild wishes to advise those looking to take this job that--
Michael didn't need to read the rest! He'd gotten all the important parts he needed: who to ask for directions to the nearest wretched hive of scum and villainy so that he and his trusty sword Light-Bringer could burn away the filth! He'd spent
way
too long poking around pastoral countrysides killing rats and punting marmots--he didn't go through paladin training for this! He became a conduit to the holy power of the gods to slay evil! And now that was exactly what he was going to do! When the mayor attempted to pay him ahead of time in gratitude for coming to their aid, Michael laughed boisterously, took out only a coin or two to cover travel and living costs, and nothing more. Slaying evil, as he told the gobsmacked mayor, was its own reward!
However--though he was brave and righteous and holy indeed, he also was not a fool! The missive spoke of the wily and terrible succubus, a creature who would find a man of his calibre to be a very attractive target, no doubt. These demons were always pulling the same tricks, and evil never won using such low, crass tactics! Michael's soul and body was pure and honed and immaculate, as a god's warrior should be! No
slatternly
woman could hope to lead him astray! When crossed, however, these demonic beings were master wielders of vile and reprehensible magics; he couldn't afford to let his guard down for a second!
The entrance was right where the mayor said it would be; though they knew the cult's exact location, they did
not
know their numbers, nor the power of the demoness that doubtless waited within for hapless wanderers to ensnare. A common villager could not hope to scrub clean such a stain on their own, and so this place had been left to fester. Well, no more! Michael drew Light-Bringer, the longsword's inscribed runes of sacred scripture faintly glowing, illuminating a stonework tunnel buried quietly amidst a ruined temple to a long-forgotten deity. He moved at a slow creep, his muscles tight, prepared at any moment for the shadows to meld into a creature and strike at him.
He went on for a long time, but... nothing seemed to be happening. The tunnel led absurdly deep; paladin training didn't include much geology, but was that why the air gradual kept feeling warmer and damper the further he went? It was starting to get a little ridiculous--some of the stones on the tunnel walls were actively beading with condensation and giving off tiny curling licks of steam. It was starting to settle into his skin and worm under his heavy breastplate, bracers, and greaves, leaving his skin uncomfortably sweaty. The urge to take them off got more persuasive with every step, but he didn't dare. This was probably one of the succubus' tricks! Very clever, but it wouldn't work on him!
Like the very walls had taken offence, no sooner had he had that thought than the tunnel suddenly widened, finally spreading out beyond being only marginally large enough to fit him through it--and that's when Michael saw what was
on
those walls. In this hall now ten foot tall and wide, the stone walls had been painted in breathtaking frescoes of stunning detail and vibrant colour... depicting some of the most
appalling
images Michael had ever laid eyes on! A nude woman held onto a satyr's curly goat-horns and pressed his mouth between her legs to, erm, "service" her--and she... she was
menstruating
! Worse still, both she
and
the satyr looked enraptured by this torrid act! In another painting, a wincing but widely-grinning man was being violated by the phallic ovipositors of two overlarge insects in his anus and
penis
, and the disgusting pests were laying so many eggs in his body that his belly and testicles had become grossly engorged!
Michael tried so very hard to not look at any of the others, but once more it was as if the walls could hear his thoughts, because as his eyes skimmed hurriedly past another, he had to do a double-take to make sure he'd seen what he thought. He had: Michael's stomach turned and his eyes went wide at the sight of a beautiful, heavenly seraphim--one of the gods' purest, most wholesome creations--lying splay-legged on top of a leering minotaur who's penetrating the angel's anus with a monstrous bull's phallus, pinching the seraphim's nipples and causing them to lactate fine streams of milk... and... And between the heavenly being's thighs, their womanhood was spread absurdly wide, giving birth to a minotaur calf... and squirting. Hard.
That was bad enough. But Michael found himself even more bewildered by the painting's
audacity
to depict the seraphim looking half-insane with lust and pleasure. Seeing one of the gods' holiest beings in such a distasteful display was practically surreal; it just didn't make sense to him to see that creature making that face for
that
reason! He quickly looked away and hurried forward--but strangely, he felt more confused than upset. It was only art--