The accident
It was my fault.
I should have been concentrating on driving, but my mind was filled with other things. I has just been to see a girl I had kissed at a workβs party last weekend. The problem is I am married - and not to this girl. So I had been to see her, to explain how it was, but also to explain that we would NOT be seeing each other again. She did not seem at all annoyed, quite pleased that I had the manners to do it in person, and we parted on friendly terms. I had just left her house, and was driving back to mine with my mind on the girl I was leaving, when the car in front did not take a gap in the traffic that I had seen. And I just bumped into it.
The issue was, I was on the wrong side of my house from work. I did not want to have to explain to my wife why I was in this slightly rough housing estate instead of at my desk.
I got out of my car, and walked round to see who I had hit. It was a small car, with a bit of aggressively pink trim. As I approached the driver, I could see it was a woman, a few years younger than me. She had dirty blond hair, and a glittery stud in her nose. She opened the door and got out
Her:
You STUPID fucker!! You have hit me!!
Me:
I am sorry, it was my fault, lets have a look at the damage and see how bad it is?
Her:
Too right its your fault! And you have hurt my neck.
We go round to her car, it is really just a dented bumper. Not much.
Me:
It does not look too bad. Maybe I could get it fixed without involving the insurance companies? Save the old no-claims bonus?
Her:
Why? Shouldn't you be here? And what about my whiplash?
Me:
Erm.. still can we fix it between us do you think?
Her:
I recognise you, you work near the store I work at. The insurance company would get me a courtesy car while mine is being fixed. What are you going to do about that?
Me:
Oh, yes. Maybe I could hire you a car for a couple of days?
Her:
We will see. But you have not said sorry properly yet.
Me:
I did! But I am sorry. It was my fault, I am very sorry to have hit you.
Her:
You are a stupid Fucker. What are you?
This surprised my totally, I had thought we were almost through with the conversation. But I did want her not to report the accident.
Me:
I am a stupid fucker.
Why did that turn me on?
Her:
Say it in a girls voice.
Me:
I am a stupid fucker
Then she reached out her hand and groped my cock. I was so surprised I did not move. She could tell she had turned me on.
Her:
My friend will fix the car, you will pay for it. Instead of a hire car,you will drive me to and from work. Be here at 8-30 tomorrow morning, now fuck off you stupid Fucker.
With that she drove off and I drove on to work.
Day 1
The next day I did as she had instructed. It was not really much out of my way to go via her house on my way to work. At that time I still thought it would only be a couple of days and a hundred pounds or so, then things would return to normal.
I arrived a couple of minutes early, and before long she climbed into the passenger seat. She had a cup of coffee with her - one of the advantages of being driven to work. I looked at her and smiled.. she did not smile back.
Me:
How are you today. Do you know how long it will take to fix the car?
Her.
Stupid Fucker. Do not ask questions. Do not look at my face - if I see you doing that I will poor my coffee on you. Now drive me to work, and as you drive tell me all about yourself.
So she sat in silence as I drove her to work, talking about myself and my life. It took about half an hour. I must have said a lot in half an hour, I cannot remember much of what I said. She sent a couple of texts as I drove, apparently not that interested in anything I said. As I pulled into the car-park she had her last sip of coffee, then very deliberately reached over and poured the last couple of drops onto my shirt.
Her:
I was going to drive into town at lunchtime. But I cannot because some stupid fucker crashed into it. So you will have to give me a lift. be here at 12-00.
And she left. Very soon I was in my office, trying to stop thinking about her and get on with my work. Not with much success. At 11-50, I left and went to the car-park. Not long after 12-00, she climbed in - I remembered to say nothing and not look at her face.
It is about 10 minutes to the coach station in the centre of town, where there is a drop-off zone. As I drove there, she asked lots of questions this time. In a rush, very fast, I had to answer them all. Birthday, middle name, last holiday, wife's name, mobile phone number, pets name, shoe size, hobbies, sexual activities, on and on. Once I had started answering, I could not stop.
I dropped her in the drop off zone, and was told to be back at 12-45. That only left me a bit over twenty minutes to drive out of town a bit, stop for a couple of minutes then drive back. I did look for some public conveniences as I drove because I needed a piss, but not very badly.
I arrived back at the coach park a couple of minutes early, and could see the gents next to the drop-off zone. So I locked up the car and went down the stairs; it was fairly typical of public lavatories everywhere, a few urinals and a few cubicles and an unpleasant smell. Fortunately there was only one other person in there.
I heard someone approaching from behind, then was startled as I felt a hand grab my cock and balls. I looked round to see Her face, the other bloke in the lavatories snorted at the humour of the situation and walked away up the steps.
Then she squeezed, and once it hurt she pulled down. Before I could react, I was kneeling facing the urinal. As she squeezed and twisted my balls and cock her other hand suddenly bashed the back of my head, punching my face into the rim the the urinal. I could feel my lip split.
Her:
You STUPID FUCKER. You are late!
Again, a vicious twist of my balls, and a blow to the back of me hear bashing my face again into the urinal.
As I opened my mouth to speak, she interrupted.
Her:
Shut up, keep your mouth open.