"Edie babe, I'll pay you ten thousand pounds to have Daisy for a week!"
Ordinarily, such a generous offer would have Madam Edith on alert. True, it was only £60 for each of 168 hours, and some Arab gentlemen staying in Knightsbridge with their Swarovsky Koenigseggs and other tacky accoutrements would offer ten times that, to ride my arse or to watch me go down on members of their harem of wives, girlfriends, mistresses and other assorted hangers-on which might not misbecome an arrogant prick with far more money than sense and no class to speak of, safe in the knowledge that my boyhood was practically useless for taking the lead, even if I'd wanted to. She didn't trust them as far as she could throw their gilded palaces.
But she could trust Jen, who had made the offer -- with the added assurance that her underworld friends were straight as a trajectory when it came to knowing right from wrong, despite having to step into conflict with the socially acceptable on occasion. The Professor knew Jen could rely on them to help keep me safe, as they did her other business colleagues. It was like having a whole army of pimps at your back, without the stereotypical over-bearing behaviour on the girls.
In fact, Jen was keen to provide for me, in the same way as Madam Edith, and to this end asked what she did.
"Well, darling", quoth the Professor, "make sure to include this in her food every day." She held up a packet of what looked like a type of wheat. "It helps to make sure that you don't have to wipe her arse after she has a shit -- and also to ensure that whoever fucks her boy cunt isn't smeared with the stuff afterwards, notwithstanding any enemas. Of course, her innards will be well enough irrigated with your clients' spunk, but her turds will be dry. It'll help keep her regular, and all, even on all fours. And that's another thing -- I try to keep her down, because it's better her body gets used to it as that's how I intend for her to live -- as a quadruped."
"You know she can still run, on all fours! You seem to have it all taped up and watertight, babe -- doing what I do, I respect that. Yeah, babe, the sort of thinking you've got for your pet will fit in well with my plans, with a slight adjustment. You see, I want her for a pony, and I was going to have her pull the cart on upright, but four legs makes sense."
Madam Edith pondered for a bit, "A pony? Interesting! Hmmm, yes. I think maybe the height may be a problem."
"How so, babe?"
"Well, think about it, If your cart is set up to be driven, with adjustments, by someone of average height. Now, that takes in the whole of the leg -- the torso and head aren't really relevant here. But the lowest common denominator is the arms, unless your horses are orang-utans, in which case good luck having any say where the cart is going, darling. So your left with the thigh being the only operable part, which means the pony is like a sausage-dog and, with certain advantages he becomes a plough. Anyway", the Professor continued after allowing the younger, bisexual lady time to dream about that possibility, and with a look of pantomime disgust, "how the cart is set up relative to the horse would certainly save you a lot of bother."
"I got'cha, babe -- what you're saying is everything's a bit low to the ground. I can see that would be a problem, unless we got a cart with tiny, tiny wheels -- and what would be the point of that?"
"In one, darling -- by eck, tha ain't as dull as I look, at that, lass!
Jen gave an amused smirk at Madam Edith's attempt at the Yorkshire dialect. "So the problem then becomes not only a middle leg trailing but the possibility of the two rails of the cart digging into the ground, which could be pretty gruesome at high speed."
"No doubt, darling. I mean, you don't want to end up with your head up her arse, do you? That would bring a whole new meaning to the word gape. And how would you explain it to the judge?"