PARODY SERIES... FUNNY AND VIOLENT... AND SLEAZY
"Baby... I'm gonna go check the laundromat. I'll be right back." My wife Aryana gives me a kiss and heads back to our laundromat. We run a triple threat convenience stop. A store, car wash, and laundromat. They're all connected. The car wash and laundromat are out back in the parking lot.
I watch that beautifully bodaceous black butt head on out the door of the store and just smile. Fucking fine ass woman. She looks back and wiggles her thick ass for me and blows me a real sexy kiss, licking her well experienced tongue out at me. She waves all sexy and walks back to check out things at the laundromat. It's a pretty profitable setup we've got here. We make good money... and have a whole lotta fun... you'll see. It's a win/win.
Aryana struts her fine black ass into the laundromat, looking around. No customers right now. She hears some commotion from the office. She walks over to the door and hears yelling. The door is ajar, so she looks in. A young black chick is robbing Spencer. He works for us. Chubby white dork. He's pissing his pants with that Glock pointed at his face. The black bitch has a black bandana and sunglasses covering her face so you can't see her.
"GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMN MONEY, CRACKER! NOW!!" She points the gun right at Spencer's pineapple shaped, trembling with fear head. Poor dude is scared shitless, crying and shaking his chubby ass off. He gets the money out of the locked drawer and gives it to the angry black bitch. She jerks it away from his wildly shaking hands and slaps him.
Aryana pulls her skin tight black jeans up her right leg and grabs her little revolver she keeps down there. Can never be too careful round this fucking place. She pulls her pants leg back down and quickly pushes the door open, pointing the gun at the back of the female robber's head.
"You picked the wrong motherfuckin' joint to rob, bitch!" My boss bitch woman grabs the robber's gun and slaps her upside the head.
"Handcuff the bitch, Spencer. They're in the top drawer. James loves to use em on me." Aryana directs our poor, piss covered worker. He wipes his eyes and takes a deep breath, then reaches into the drawer and pulls out the red fuzzy handcuffs. They look all freaky and shit, but they're real fucking handcuffs. Same as the cops use. Got a hot blonde chick friend of mine to freak em up for me.
Aryana yanks the female robber's bandana off. She's hot. About 18. Nice tits and ass. She's wearing a tight black tank top and black leather pants. Aryana looks her over and smirks. She slaps her face again... hard.
"Fuckin' bitch! You gon call 5-0 on me now, I bet. Bitch!" The black chick has an angry scowl all over that real pretty young face.
Aryana grabs her black braids and yanks em back hard. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, HO!" Aryana spits in her face. The young black robber gets even angrier, giving my baby the meanest look ever.
Aryana shuts the door and looks over at Spencer. He's finally calmed down, a huge piss stain all over the front of his gray sweatpants. It's running down his legs, pooling on the floor.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY EMPLOYEE! YOU FUCKIN' HO! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MESS! YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN IT UP! LICK IT UP, BITCH! NOW!!" Aryana kicks the back of the robber's knees, knocking her to the floor. She winks naughtily at Spencer. He smirks deviously back. Business is definitely gonna pick up now.
The robber defiantly stays put, fuming with anger and disgust. "Bitch, I ain't lickin' up no fuckin' white motherfucka's piss. FUCK DAT SHIT!!"