As I approached my house one Thursday afternoon, I noticed a car in the driveway. "Shit," I thought to myself, "my company arrived early." I was expecting my boss from the home office to stop by that evening to go over some contracts. I had to get some things done around the house, too. Fortunately, my cleaning lady Carla came that morning to clean the place up, which made my job easier.
When I got closer I noticed the car was Carla's. "Odd," I thought, "I would've thought she'd be done by now." I don't have a big house, and I'm not paying her all that much. I walked in and the house is half done. It's obvious she didn't vacuum. Even a slob like me could tell that. "Dammit," I thought to myself, "What the fuck has she been doing all day?"
I heard a strange noise coming from the den. I went back to check it out and noticed Carla sitting at my desk staring at my computer screen. She had her legs spread, feet up on the desk. Her hand was down her pants and, though I couldn't see it from this angle, it was obviously what that hand was doing. It was also obvious that she had found my personal collection of erotic stories.
I had conflicting emotions. First, I was pissed. Really pissed. I needed the house cleaned before tonight and it wasn't getting done. What the fuck am I paying her for? My cock, however, was reminding me that I did have a woman playing with herself in front of me. "Carla!" I yelled, startling her. She fumbled around, scrambling out of the chair and finally stood up. "What are you doing?"
"Sir, I - uh, I just" she stuttered.
I stepped over toward her and looked at the screen. "Oh, you like my collection of stories, huh?"
"Uh, no, sir, uh it was an acci-"
I smacked her ass with the back of my hand "DON'T lie to me. What should I do with you?" I asked rhetorically as I began to pace around the room.