Alex waited nervously outside the door. This was it, he thought to himself. Alex was 18 years old but looked a lot younger. At 5 ft 7", he had never really been noticed in school and his feminine round face didn't endear him to any girls. Pale white skin and brown hair, and 120 pounds soaking wet, he was barely noticeable. Apart from a few friends, he kept himself to himself, and hadn't dated anyone yet.
He was applying to a very prestigious college to study Physics, indeed; his current grades were high due to him working hard in school, and now it had paid off with him being offered an interview to this famous college. If he succeeded in the interview, his future was set.
That morning he decided to groom himself thoroughly; he even decided to shave himself smooth everywhere. Why not, he thought. He adjusted his glasses and his second-hand too-small suit that was uncomfortably tight, and waited, trying to remember as much as he could.
Suddenly, the door opened, and a voice called; "Alex Hawthorne?" Alex quickly stood up, and went inside, closing the door behind him. A man sat behind the desk in the office, perhaps fifty years old or so. He looked very fit though, and intimidatingly muscular. He looked up. "Hey, Alex, I'll be your interviewer today. Are you comfortable?"
Alex replied nervously in assent.
"Good" said the man. "I'm Professor John Adams," He said warmly, shaking Alex's hand. "Well, let's begin, shall we?"
Alex could not help but think that the Professor was giving him a look all over, as if undressing him with his eyes.
Half an hour later, the grueling interview was complete. The Professor had bombarded him with countless questions, but Alex had been able to answer them all. With each question the Professor looked more and more pleased with him. "Very good!" He cried enthusiastically and wrote some notes down on his clipboard.
Then came the 2nd part of the interview. Alex was sweating profusely by now and was sure the Professor had noticed. He began to lose focus and couldn't really answer the questions very well.
The Professor stood up and as he did, Alex couldn't help noticing a large bulge in his pants. He stared for a few moments before quickly looking up, hoping the Professor hadn't noticed him. The Professor looked at him and gave a small smile. "So, you answered the physics questions well; but the second part of your interview, your character assessment test didn't go that well."
"Please, I'm very nervous and it's so hot in here." Alex said.
The Professor looked at him. "Unfortunately, I'm afraid I can't accept you into the college. You require high marks everywhere, not just physics. I'm afraid there is nothing more I can do."
Alex looked at the floor. "Is there really nothing? Please Professor, I will do anything to get into here. It's been my dream for years! I'll do anything!"
"Anything?" The Professor smiled at him. "Well, maybe there is something you could do." He stood up and went over to the door and locked it. "It IS hot in here isn't it! Why don't you take off your clothes, it looks like you're sweating a lot."
"What?!" Alex gasped.