She stood over him, highly annoyed. She hadn't expected him to be totally useless afterwards!
"Stupid fucking bill collectors." She kicked his leg hard. "Wake up. Wake up!"
He groaned as he came to, his leg aching. "Wha...what...happened? Why am I on the floor?"
She studied him for a minute as she mentally patted herself on the back. He was sexy, even if he was dull. Dark hair, hazel eyes, and a cleft chin that she wanted to dip her tongue into.
She frowned. "You passed out. Do you have a condition? You should get that checked out."
He stood unsteadily, his head swimming. "I...I came to talk about your billββ"
"Look, jackass!" Her hands were on her hips now. "You did a good job, so my check is in the mail." She turned and went over to the front door. "Now get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops."
He left, but the nagging feeling that something big had happened wouldn't leave him alone.
Why couldn't he remember anything past knocking on her door?
What did she mean about him doing a good job?
And why did his entire body feel so drained?
He shook his head and drove back to the office.
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She watched through the blinds as he drove off.
What a delicious day!
She walked over to the bookshelf and plucked Catch-22 from its spot. There was a video recorder mounted on the spine. She extracted the memory card, went to her computer, and loaded the video.
Pressing play, she sank comfortably into her plush desk chair and relived the incidents from earlier...
An hour ago:
"Hello asshole. You awake?"
She peered down at him as he stirred, groaning.
He blinked. His head was on fire. It felt like someone had hit him with a brick! Out of the corner of his eye, he could make out the shards of ceramic on the floor. His eyes widened. The bitch had hit him with a vase!
She smirked. "You should never just walk into someone's house. Even if the door is unlocked. Never know what sort of trouble you could get into."
He slowly looked up. A caramel-toned woman wearing a short silk robe was leaning over him.
He could see her nipples through the silk material, and from the looks of it, she was completely naked underneath. Totally transfixed by her big breasts, he wanted nothing more than to bury his face between them. He reached up for her...and was stopped short. It took a few moments for him to realize that his hands were bound together.
"Look at you. Can't really move, can you? You shouldn't have come to my house."
She looked at him indignantly. "Trying to collect money from me!"
He began to struggle with the rope.
She smirked. "Oh, I see you have a little fight in you! Let me fix that for you."
As she tightened the rope around his wrists, he studied her face. She was a beauty, with eyes as dark as coal and lusciously full lips. Right now though, those lips were turned up into a snarl as she continued to rant.
"You know," she began, as she checked the ropes from every angle, "the funny thing about giving people credit is that some people aren't motivated to pay it back. I just happen to be one of those people. And you picked the wrong day to come harassing me."
She poked him in the face with the handle of a black whip that he hadn't noticed her holding.