Kelly:
When Dan and I got back to my cabin, he was a mess. His emotions ran from extreme anger to extreme guilt.
"Why didn't I do anything, I just stood there like an idiot! I don't think Jill will ever forgive me for that. I think I have just ruined my marriage! And those bastards! Wait until I get my hands on them!" Dan exclaimed.
"Hold on a minute, Dan," I said, "I know you're worried about your marriage and want to kick the crap out of those guys but this is the time to be cool, not do something that will make things worse!"
Dan had mentioned to me in his emails that he had a bad temper and I knew if I didn't talk some sense into him now, he would do something crazy and screw things up even more!
"Let's think this through," I continued. "They have a video of your wife doing a very slutty strip tease and you watching and masturbating, allowing it to happen. You go to the Captain on this, that video will be seen by a lot of people and you will come off looking like a compete fool, with I might add, a tiny pecker!"
"But what can we do, there's too many of them to fight and they are holding all the cards!" He asked.
"Let me deal with them. You're too pissed off and if you start swinging, they can have you confined to your cabin for the rest of the cruise, or worse, taken into custody when we get to Maui. Let me talk to them and see what they want for the tape." I explained.
"Thanks, Kelly," he said, "I know you're right!"
I went to their suite and knocked on the door. Sweet Tits answered. "Well hello, if it ain't the guy who rescued the maiden and her tiny-dicked husband. Come on in, we've been expecting you. I walked in and there were, Cyclone, Chaos, and Dog-Boy, hitting on a pipe of something. It didn't smell like pot. More like PCP.
"Good evening gentlemen, and I use that term loosely, very loosely. I have come for the video tape. Parties over, funs done. Time to do the right thing." I told them.
"Maybe you're funs done, but ours is just beginning!" Cyclone answered. "While your buddy's slutty wife was putting on a show, Sweet Tits, went through her handbag and found her address book and you know whose name and address we found? Her employer, the pastor of her church, her family, her friends and let's not forget her kids. I know they all would love to see, good old mom letting her hair, and knickers down at a party!
I realized he really had us by the short hairs. I asked him, "Ok, so you can ruin their lives. Why? They never did anything to hurt you. Their just a nice couple trying to enjoy a cruise."
"Oh, it's not them we want. It's Angel. I would really like to shag that bitch of yours. You see, she reminds me of a bitchy nun I use to know in parochial school when I was a boy. She was really hot and like to tease us, then if we tried anything, she would report us to the Priest who would then whip our asses and take away our privileges. I always wanted to fuck that cunt but seeing she isn't available, your wife will have to do!"
"So you're punishing us for something someone else did to you years ago?" I asked.
"Yeah, that's a good way of putting it, but that's not the only reason. Angel's hot. Just my type. A proper lady with a fire burning deep inside her. Beautiful face, beautiful everything!" I've seen your wheelchair, I'll bet she hasn't had a real fucking in years."
I had to focus myself to keep from losing my cool, this jerk knew how to push buttons, but I wasn't going to let him push mine.
"So, if I let you fuck my wife, and I'm not say I will, you will return the tape and leave us alone for the rest of the cruise?" I asked.
"Absofuckinglutely" he replied.
I told him I'd get back to him and headed back to our cabin.
When I returned to the cabin, Angel and Jill were waiting with Dan to hear what happened. I explained to them the terms they had given me.
Dan then replied, "So we're fucked! We can't go to the captain, if we try to use force, they can press charges and the only way they will give us the video, compromises Angel. They have the power to ruin our lives and disgrace us in front of our family, friends and community. Jill and I will lose our jobs, home and the respect of everyone we know. I want to kill those motherfuckers!
Angel:
"Calm down, Dan" I told him. We have more leverage than you might think.
"What do you mean? Asked Jill.