Tampa, Florida
March 10, 1963
"Beware, the Ides of March," Cromwell said in a spooky voice as he slid into the booth across the table from me.
"You saying sooth on the side?" I asked, sipping the coffee. It was better than Baltimore's, I admit, but still a far cry from the delicate flavors a few decades would produce. But then again this was a "modern" coffeeshop, with a huge five-burner Bunn brewer that dominated the open kitchen like a pagan idol. This place had been lurking down the street from the hotel for weeks, now, but this was the first time I had bothered to eat here. Good omelets.
"Nah, just thought I'd be morose," he jibed, setting his notebook down next to his paper placemat. "The date is coming up, and I always remember it from High School. Besides, it suits my mood. More bad news from downstream."
He waited for me to say, "Like what?" or, "Oh, my God, tell me!" but I didn't give him the satisfaction. I raised an inquiring eyebrow instead. That would show him.
"Message came in from HQ amending the previous clean-up order: all teams are to return to base at the first available opportunity," he said.
"So what's happening?"
"Well, they didn't say, exactly, but then I got a private message from your favorite technician. He says that the divergence problem that emerged sometime in the mid-70s has its roots deeper than that β much deeper. And it's gotten worse. That's why the recall. Clean up squads are working on it, but the upshot is that more agents have left the service. Violently."
"More?" I asked, concerned. I knew about the accidents β getting shot in the back by a jealous husband is an occupational hazard after all β but we were well-trained, well-prepared, and well-resourced β and not one of us was stupid.
"Yeah, two more from our section. Austin was found dead in an alleyway of New Haven, in '33. Oscar was drowned in a pool in Palm Springs just downstream in '68."
"That could have been an accident," I insisted.
"Only if he often went swimming with a concrete block, tied around his neck."
"Oh. Probably murder, then," I conceded, sipping more coffee.
"Or a damn strange way to commit suicide. Something's seriously wrong. So how soon can you wrap up?"
I paused β I had a dilemma, here.
On the one hand, I'm terribly attached to my skin and everything contained therein. I'm a coward, I admit it. If it wasn't for my weakness for easy pussy and lots of it, I wouldn't be doing this job for any kind of money. The idea that at least three of my colleagues were now dead was disturbing, especially when I knew for a fact that there were unaccounted time travelers in this very temporal neighborhood.
But then there was my carefully-laid plan to get me carefully-laid. I had a final trick I wanted to pull in Tampa before I scooted, and I hated to abandon it. So did I tell Cromwell about my successful interview with Jennifer and flee back to base, or did I stall him and try to make it work out β and risk someone putting a bullet in me for no good reason?
In the end, my cock won out. It usually does. At least it's consistent.
"Give me eighteen hours," I said, finally.
"What? Boss, this is an
order! 'Earliest convenient transport' is bueracratese for 'get your sorry ass back to base', in case you were unaware!"
"Yeah, I got that, I got that. I just have a few loose ends β and wouldn't you like to come back early, job complete? It would look good on your record," I reminded him.
"Yeah, and being dead would look pretty shitty," he shot back. "You got your job, I got mine. You got twelve."
"Cromwell, Iβ"
"Twelve. Actually," he said, glancing at his watch, "I'll give you thirteen. The capsule will arrive right at midnight. Be in it or get used to lousy television for the next eighty years."
"Fine," I grumbled, secretly pleased with myself. I had expected him to cut back even more. "Make the arrangements. Um, does it have to land in that orchard?"
Cromwell shrugged. "No, we can put it down anywhere. Anywhere there aren't a lot of heavy metals," he amended. "Screws up the gyros."
"Good. Have it land at that house I've been looking at, Casa Nova. In the courtyard, I think. You know where it is."
"Yeah, no problem," he said, making a note on a pad. "Anything else?"
"Nope. Just be there at midnight. I'll go get this last piece, and we can get back home. Or a reasonable facsimile."
"Just . . . don't do anything stupid, okay?" he asked, half a smile on his face. "You bang her, we're out of here. No complications."
"No complications," I agreed. "I promise."
Of course, there were complications.
***
The first thing I did was contact my bookie, Milo, and make some arrangements. He was uncomfortable, of course, due to how much money he now owed me, and he was stalling. I ended up going over to the bar personally to sort it out.
He looked nervous when he saw me, no doubt expecting me to be belligerent. Instead I was cordial, which made him even more suspicious. People are rarely cordial to their bookie when he owes them.
"I'm good for it," he insisted. "I'm just having some trouble getting it together."