It was clear there were two sides to this woman, maybe three. I left her before she woke up, which I think suited her just fine. I think she got what she wanted and, if not, oh well. I was loving my job more than ever. I made collected the videotapes and made dupes just in case. At this point, chief, I have more videotape evidence than you could possibly want to know about.
It was actually your slip up that night that leads me to send you this. I know you don't like the idea of having sloppy seconds, but this may explain to you why she fought so hard that night and why I've got the balls to send you this letter.
Let's say I doubt any so-called vigilante would last very long in Akrham or Blackrock with a conviction for rape on his record. Nor would his alter ego survive the revelation in the public forum. Yeah, I saw it all. Not only did I see it, I have it on tape. Not only do I have it on tape, but it is in the hands of 12 of your worst enemies. Only they don't know it yet. Should anything happen to me, that information comes out.
I know there was something between the two of you. You don't share monogrammed insignia without some kind of bond. You certainly looked like you knew your way around her apartment. It wasn't enough she was sleeping. I mean, you're well over six five and you didn't need to chloroform her and you CERTAINLY didn't need to cuff her to the bedposts. I bet she surprised you when she woke up in the middle of your little workout. I mean you were going at her like a jackhammer, which is impressive since your unit HAS to be thicker than my wrist. (Gotta give you your props, man). I guess the pain was enough to pull her out of her stupor. What I didn't get was the whole screaming and yelling about "not again" she kept repeating over and over.
When you uncuffed her, I was hoping she'd tear into you, but I was surprised when she turned her attention to that tree branch you call a prick and tried to swallow it. Talk about your kink. I don't know how she could breathe when you suddenly grabbed her head and came into her mouth like that. It looked like something out of that "Alien" movie. Like a Bat-ovipositor or something.
Anyway, three more times that night in the next 2 hours, you used that girl as a puppet and fucked her like a piece of meat. I can't say as I wouldn't have in your place but HELL, I'm supposed to be a bad guy. I felt guilty for not kissing her goodbye! You just ended the night cuffing back onto the bed and forcing her to come with some sort of weird black vibrator. The way she shook and convulsed, I thought you were electrocuting her. Again, I gotta hand it to you...I've never been able to make a woman squirt. Definitely good range on her, dude.
Not sure what your plan was, if any. I don't know if that's just your usual post-patrol fuck, or if you were just marking your territory, but its nice to see your perverted side. I kind of understand you now. Its also nice to know that the body armor isn't all that thick and that rack you show off isn't teflon. Good news. That birthmark on your ass can't be all that common, either.
IV.
So, another night and another adventure. I'm beginning to wonder what kind of training you gave Batgirl. She changed her hair color today. She's a redhead now and, without a word or expression of anger or resentment, she went back out on patrol. Of course, you know that was the night most of the Justice Battalion was active and you were somewhere away from town...maybe off-planet. I tracked Batgirl over three blocks and she looked more worn out than usual. Her spirit was there, but her body was beginning to deteriorate. She was still shapely and tone and fine on the eyes, but her grace and commanding presence were not there. She looked like a gymnast just off the mat. I almost felt sorry for her. Guys like me love to exploit those kind of weaknesses, especially the new thugs out there with something to prove. If she ran into them, it would have made your run in with her look like heavy petting.
I kept up with her for a little while. She was trying to pretend she wasn't hurting, but it was still hard to keep up with her. I never claimed to be in the league of you metahuman freakazoids, so I guess the fact that I did keep up with her on the rooftops for twenty minutes or more was due entirely to testosterone. I lost her near midtown, around where one of your favorite rivals owns a nightclub. I remember working there for a few weeks until a concussion put me on underworld disability for a few weeks. I knew there was something going on there from the grapevine and figured I would run into Batgirl again somewhere there.
As I feared, Batgirl was trying to mess up somebody's cabbage patch. I had to stop her before the word got out she was still working because my rep - and her life - were at serious risk. I easily got past the doormen at the front and took the elevator past the 13th floor to the executive offices where something was always happening. I followed a trail of broken glass and cracked plaster to an office at the end of the main hall on 17. You've been in this room before, I know. Itβs where the Two-Face entertains his guests. I said hello to the guys cleaning up the mess and traded shop talk with some of the underbosses before finding out that Batgirl was, indeed there, and that she interrupted Two-Face and Poison Ivy on a "business dinner".
I handed them an "A" card which, in my business means that the bearer has a pass from one of the bigger underworld types to meet another underworld type. I had to be careful here. "A" cards are tricky. Used wisely, they can be helpful to obtain goods and services, even alliances between villains. Used poorly, it means you're dead on a stick. They called down to the basement where they had taken Batgirl and announced I was coming down. I seemed to be interrupting them, but they honored the card. I had an escort down to the basement complete with complimentary champagne and $10000 credit at the casino. Sometimes I love my job.
V. There is a term in my business for an escort or a servant, or even a thug, who is controlled by either a machine or someone's "mind control"- its called being a meat puppet. I stay away from this kind of business. Never been one, never will. Meat Puppets don't mind bleeding or sacrificing themselves for the "cause." However, there is something to be said about women as meat puppets. They don't bitch. They don't remind you how much you really suck. They don't ask for money. They don't want to cuddle. Down in the basement, there was (until last week) a club called Duality where the high rollers and weirdest of the deviants gather to indulge in a little puppetry and debauchery.
When I made it to the back office and finally got to meet Two-Face, he was counting gold dollar coins in a huge pile on his desk, etching "X" into the face before tossing it into a bucket beside the desk. A geekish thug by the bucket was calling out "HEADS" or "TAILS" while making a check on a clipboard. Behind him, a door led into another back office. I was sure Batgirl was inside and, from the sound, she was taking a beating. When I entered, Two Face stopped. He was on edge. I didn't know why, so it made me extremely nervous. He placed a snumbnosed .44 on the desk in front of him, barrel pointed at crotch level directly at me. Instinctively, my escort moved aside.
"What's the news?" he grumbled.
I took a breath and said, "I work for _____. He has a special request regarding Batgirl."
He sat up erect in the chair. One side of his face - the normal side - looked like a man who just won the lottery. The other - the molten, swollen and distorted half - looked as though I had stolen the first scrap of meat he'd seen in a year. He fingered a gold dollar over his knuckles. "How do you know Batgirl is here?"
I smiled, "I know those squeals." I don't know what I expected, but that seemed to appeal to both halves of Two-Face. A twisted wreck of a smile curled up on his face.