Dear Cindy's Professor,
I had no idea that the little B cup breasts of my twenty-year-old daughter Cindy had become such a distraction at her college. Apparently, given that you and I agreed her blouse should be a little more snug, the small buttons I sewed on have a bad habit of popping open. The same thing happens to Cindy at work. Boys are constantly distracted by the noise of her buttoning her blouse back up, ten or twenty times a day. To hear Cindy tell it, they can barely keep their eyes off the annoyance. I think the logical solution to the problem is to leave her blouse unbuttoned. Ever since I told Cindy about it, she's complained about all of the men who have seen her adorable colorful little bras. She didn't shut up until I took her next door to have the neighbor (a man) give her a nice hard spanking. Honestly, the nerve of the girl.
I don't think this should just be in your class either. And if you, or any other student should find her buttons to be a distraction, you may stop class and immediately unbutton her little blouse. That goes for any man in the building.
At her other job, I've found that it's been helpful for my daughter to get warmed up from time to time. Any time any male in the building believes Cindy is cold, they may stop her and massage her. This includes her neck, arms, legs, and of course her cute little breasts. Cindy complains about it all the time, but a mother knows best. The last thing I need is my only daughter catching a cold.
Finally, I see it has become acceptable for men to masturbate while watching my daughter. Some other places that have instituted this policy have reached a problem I did not anticipate. A mess of semen all over their hands. I think the obvious solution to this little issue is for them to catch the semen in their fingers and Cindy will lick them clean.
Finally, there is a very serious matter to address. The students in her class have apparently been using their cell phones to take pictures of my sweet Cindy while she walks upstairs, or is spanked, or her bra is inspected every morning, or any other times where she is in some situation of vulnerability. This is wholly unacceptable. I think the solution would be for you to make a social media profile for Cindy and attach it to the school website. That way students may appreciate my adorable daughter with appropriate pictures of her at the Holiday Concert, working at her restaurant, sitting on Santa's lap, or simply soaking wet and kissing old men at her job at the nursing home.
Thank you,