Dear Cindy's Professor,
I had no idea that the little B cup breasts of my twenty-year-old daughter Cindy had become such a distraction at her college. Apparently, given that you and I agreed her blouse should be a little more snug, the small buttons I sewed on have a bad habit of popping open. The same thing happens to Cindy at work. Boys are constantly distracted by the noise of her buttoning her blouse back up, ten or twenty times a day. To hear Cindy tell it, they can barely keep their eyes off the annoyance. I think the logical solution to the problem is to leave her blouse unbuttoned. Ever since I told Cindy about it, she's complained about all of the men who have seen her adorable colorful little bras. She didn't shut up until I took her next door to have the neighbor (a man) give her a nice hard spanking. Honestly, the nerve of the girl.
I don't think this should just be in your class either. And if you, or any other student should find her buttons to be a distraction, you may stop class and immediately unbutton her little blouse. That goes for any man in the building.
At her other job, I've found that it's been helpful for my daughter to get warmed up from time to time. Any time any male in the building believes Cindy is cold, they may stop her and massage her. This includes her neck, arms, legs, and of course her cute little breasts. Cindy complains about it all the time, but a mother knows best. The last thing I need is my only daughter catching a cold.
Finally, I see it has become acceptable for men to masturbate while watching my daughter. Some other places that have instituted this policy have reached a problem I did not anticipate. A mess of semen all over their hands. I think the obvious solution to this little issue is for them to catch the semen in their fingers and Cindy will lick them clean.
Finally, there is a very serious matter to address. The students in her class have apparently been using their cell phones to take pictures of my sweet Cindy while she walks upstairs, or is spanked, or her bra is inspected every morning, or any other times where she is in some situation of vulnerability. This is wholly unacceptable. I think the solution would be for you to make a social media profile for Cindy and attach it to the school website. That way students may appreciate my adorable daughter with appropriate pictures of her at the Holiday Concert, working at her restaurant, sitting on Santa's lap, or simply soaking wet and kissing old men at her job at the nursing home.
Thank you,
Cindy's Strict Mother
Dear Washing Machine Repair Man,
My daughter and I were so happy to see you come back. Well, my daughter wasn't. She seems to think ejaculating all over her youthful twenty-year-old breasts is your idea of a good time. Anyway, as you may recall as soon as you walked in the door, I asked you if you would like Cindy to take our your penis. Cindy gasped and objected, but I told her the last thing we wanted you to be is uncomfortable. Clearly you find her very pretty and I explained that to Cindy. After a little more back and forth, Cindy finally took out your penis. I must admit, it was quite erect already. Cindy had a hard time looking at it. You commented how pretty Cindy looked in her turquoise dress. I believe 'fucking hot' was your exact phrasing. While I don't appreciate the phrasing, I find the sentiment sweet and gentlemanly.
As you fixed the washer, you explained that you needed Cindy's help holding something at the bottom of the drum. Cindy objected, stating that there was no way your manhood was touching her panties again. I told her to stop her whining. Again, her cute little powder blue panties came into view. After a few minutes of you trying shift around her, she shrieked. Apparently, your penis had accidently slipped into her tight little slit.