Dear Police Officer,
I'm just writing this letter to thank you for showing my twenty-year-old daughter Cindy that police officers can totally be trusted. It all started when Cindy and I were riding around in my convertible. Cindy's dress was blowing in the wind, so she was distracted trying to keep it from uncovering her panties while at the same time trying to keep the top of the dress from falling off her bra. You and your partner got behind us and thought she was signaling you, so you turned on your lights and pulled us over. You walked over to her side of the car and inquired as to if everything was okay. You said she smelled like pot, so she had to step out of the car. Thankfully you said I was fine. I wonder why she would smell like pot. She's never so much as smoked a cigarette.
Anyway, you said she would have to be frisked. She put her hands on the back of the car and you both took turns patting her down. It seems like women generally hide things in their bras, their panties, and their legs. That's where your hands were most of the time anyway. You also undid the ribbon that held her hair in a neat little ponytail. Both of you checked her hair several times by running your fingers through it. My daughter also gasped every time you had to check her little panty clad crotch. The poor thing is so sensitive.
After about four or five minutes of you both frisking my daughter, you announced that there might be something hidden in her dress and that she would have to take it off. My daughter groaned and asked if there was a female officer that could do this sort of thing. Being the professionals you were, you radioed in, but the nearest female officer was three minutes away. I let all three of you know that we didn't have all day. Cindy began to fumble with the buttons on her dress, so I told you to undress her yourselves. You were kind enough to undo the buttons yourselves, and you were very slow as to not intimidate her. Once her dress was safely in my lap, you both gave her bra covered breasts a quick check, as well as each butt cheek, and another check of her crotch. Passing men were kind enough to honk and wave. I waved back and explained to her it was a compliment and that they thought she was pretty. She hid her face in her hands, but I think deep down she was appreciative.
Once that was all straightened out, you took a quick frontal mug shot and side profile shot on your cell phones and told us we were free to go. Cindy asked if she could put her dress back on, but I told her we were going to be late for her therapy appointment. So, I had her give you each a kiss on the lips and we were on our way.
Keep protecting our community,
Cindy's Strict Mother