Dear Waiter,
I came to your restaurant to have lunch with my daughter Cindy, and you were an absolute life saver. My daughter was the twenty-year-old with the low cut blue dress. Cindy always complains that it shows off too much neckline, but she looks so cute in it. I'm sure you agree.
The trouble all started after you had taken our drink order. Another waiter carrying a tray or drinks tripped. He spilled ice cold drinks all over poor Cindy. Poor girl. I make sure to get her bras with no padding so she doesn't look like a large tittied whore, and the ice made her nipples hard as diamonds. I thought she'd die of shame! But then you came along and offered to dry her off.
Initially, Cindy refused. But a mother knows best. I couldn't have my baby catching a cold. Off to work you went before my daughter could say another word. I must say, you were very thorough. You must have spent about ten minutes drying her little breasts. Then I asked the question I felt sure you would refuse. I asked if you would unbutton her dress and dry her bra off as well.
Now a lesser man, a non-gentleman, would have refused out of fear of seeming inappropriate. But you, the hero that you are, didn't waste another second. You unbuttoned her dress before Cindy could say another word and after a few minutes her bra was dried off. Although I have to imagine her breasts were still cold. Her nipples looked hard as a rock. The second you were done my daughter went to button the dress back up, but I told her to leave it open so that her dress could air out. Cindy complained about her bra being visible, but nobody was watching and I let her know that. I told my daughter to stand up and give you a kiss on the lips to say thank you for treating her so kindly. She's such a shy creature.
I was also impressed by the level of chivalry in your establishment. I think there's nothing more loving to a young lady than a gentle pat on the bottom as she walks by. As Cindy was walking to the ladies' room an older gentleman gave her a pat on the rear. My daughter gasped and covered her bottom, but I shouted at her that the man had done nothing wrong. As we walked out of the restaurant, every man went out of his way, some even getting up to do so, to give her a pat on the bottom. Some men were even so enthusiastic it was more like a slap. The girl kept jumping up and down with every slap...for a moment I was afraid her little breasts were going to jiggle out of her bra! Anyway...
Thank you for your help,