Chapter 1
Introduction
Seated on my bed, my laptop screen was staring back at me. Job listings filled the webpage, each one worse than the last. I cursed Kimmy, the restaurant owner's princess daughter, who took my waitressing gig the second I got the boot. I'm pretty sure I was fired just to open up the spot for her. Being a waitress wasn't my life's dream, but it paid the bills and was a stopgap until I figured out my life.
So there I was, 25 years old and living the "dream" life in San Diego. Okay, the goal of getting my journalism degree and becoming a world-famous travel writer died a not-so-peaceful death when I dropped out of university. Turns out, the school life wasn't for me. Looking back at it now, regret overtook me. If I stuck it out, who knows where I'd be? I wouldn't be unemployed and living with these three, unable to make rent, would I?
Just as I was about to click "next" and subject myself to more useless job postings, a voice tore through my room. "Izzy! Living room, now!" Ugh, Braden, my roommate, and he seemed mad. A knot formed in my stomach; I knew this was coming eventually. Sighing, I dragged myself off my bed. Here we go.
The hallway felt unusually long as I went to the living room. As I stepped inside, my three roommates, Braden, Jason, and Teddy, turned to face me. I slumped onto the couch, knowing what was coming. Braden's eyes locked onto mine, and it felt like the world had frozen momentarily. He cleared his throat, breaking the silence, his voice deliberate and measured. "Look, Izzy, we get it," he began, his tone carrying an edge that sent a shiver down my spine. "Times are tough, but you missed rent last month and are jobless. We can't keep covering for you."
My irritation simmered beneath the surface as Braden spoke. My roommates were going to kick me out. I had no job and no place to stay. It's not like I had any other friends I could really bunk with, and my last boyfriend definitely wasn't going to let me stay with him after our breakup. Would I have to go back to my parent's home in Georgia? My eyes started to swell up, but I choked back my tears.
"We've lived together for what, 8 months now? We'd feel horrible just kicking you out, so... We've thought of a solution." It was a relief to hear Jason now, after the contempt Braden spoke with. Jason almost seemed to be trying to do me a solid, but what kind of solution?
I reluctantly took the paper from Braden's outstretched hand. As I looked it over, it gave nothing but more confusion. It was titled "The Chore List." Really? What was this, some bizarre game to play to stay here? Sections A, B, and C were listed, each with "chores" matched with points next to them. I skimmed through it and then looked at them, baffled.
"What's this about?" I finally managed to ask.
Braden's smirk was all too present, "Our proposition," he stated.
The room seemed to close in around me. I exchanged quick glances with Jason and Teddy; their expressions were uncomfortable and uncertain. The whole situation was surreal. "I don't understand," I said, my voice a touch stronger this time, pushing back against the whirlwind of emotions threatening to engulf me.
"Look closer," Braden's gaze bore into mine, unyielding, like a challenge being thrown down.
I glanced back at the paper, my eyes skimming over the words. Section A was all about those everyday tasks to keep this place ticking. You know, the usual cleaning, cooking, and all that jazz. As I moved to Section B, things started taking a turn for the weird. Dyeing my hair? Watching training videos? Outfit approval from my roommates? Okay, it's getting stranger by the second. But then there was Section C. Oh boy, Section C. My cheeks heated up as I read through the tasks designed for a hooker, not a roommate. My jaw hit the floor, and I stared at them, disbelief clear as day on my face.
"Seriously? What the hell is this?" I practically shouted.
Braden's gaze locked onto mine, steady as a rock. "If you want to stay, here's the deal. You complete 100 points worth of chores each week, or it's hasta la vista, Izzy."
I was torn between anger, embarrassment, and just a touch of "are you fucking kidding me?" This was their idea of a solution? I looked at each of them, defiance returning to my eyes. My choices were a tad limited. I could storm out, give 'em a piece of my mind, but then what? Jobless and homeless in one swift move? Real smart, Izzy. My only option was to do this for a week or two to buy time until I could put my life back together. Until I could find a job and a new home.
I exhaled a deep breath, resigning myself to the situation. "Fine," I grumbled, meeting Braden's gaze defiantly.
Braden's grin stretched from ear to ear. "Perfect. Starting tomorrow, you're on the clock. You have a week to hit 100 points. Good luck, Izzy, and may the odds be ever in your favor."
As I walked out of that room, I couldn't help but feel like I'd just signed up for the weirdest reality show ever. It was a crazy arrangement, but it was my only shot at survival.
Back in my room, I threw myself onto the bed with an exasperated sigh. The living room scene replayed in my head like a broken record. And yeah, the embarrassment of it all wasn't lost on me. But reality check, Izzy: options were limited, and if I needed to do stupid chores to not be homeless, so be it. Tomorrow was a new week, a new chapter, and apparently, a new bizarre living arrangement. I tossed the "Chore List" onto the bed, staring at it like an ancient artifact.
Divided into three sections, each progressively worse. Section A was just keeping the place neat and tidy, nothing I couldn't handle. I'd be more like a maid than a roommate, but whatever. Section B, on the other hand, veered into the twilight zone. Transforming myself according to their whims? Was I auditioning for a reality makeover show? Those were worth significantly more points than cleaning the house. Of course, my roommates would rather focus on their fantasies than the house's cleanliness.
And then Section C. Oh, Part C. My cheeks reddened just thinking about it. All of the chores were sexual. As if I was ever going to get triple-teamed by them, but some of them were okay. Giving a massage isn't so bad, is it?
I did some quick math, calculating points for each chore. Even if I completed all of Section A, I'd still need to dip my toe into the other two sections to reach that golden 100. The whole thing was rigged against me.
So, there it was, the million-dollar question: Was I really gonna go through with this? The room's silence echoed with that question. I flopped back onto the bed, the paper crinkling beneath me. Frustration and the gnawing need to survive battled it out in my mind, leaving me caught in a whirlwind of uncertainty.
My laptop blinked on my desk, still displaying a menu of sketchy job opportunities. I was at a crossroads with my previous boss on my "no reference" list. Tomorrow was Monday, a new day. I sighed again, shoving the paper aside. Ceiling-gazing turned into a full-blown analysis of my new reality. I couldn't help but think, "Welcome to the circus, Izzy."
Chapter 2
Monday [0 pts]
I began the day with a warm, relaxing shower, my thoughts in a frenzy. As I studied my reflection in the mirror, I couldn't help but analyze how I'd ended up tangled in this mess. The features that defined me stared back: warm brown skin that spoke of my Latina heritage, big expressive eyes, and cute little button nose. If I could muster a smile, I might even consider myself beautiful.
Shifting my stance, I examined my body, the hips that some would call child-bearing, and my small but undeniably perky breasts. Twisting around, I regarded my best feature. My fantastic ass, which many have called a bubble butt. My ex used to teasingly call me J-Lo when he was in the mood. Yes, maybe I was somewhat of a smoke show. But trading my looks for a roof over my head?
After a final glance in the mirror, I left the bathroom, ready to face whatever the day had in store.