It was a Thursday morning. Early. The Florida panhandle thunderstorm was dying down but it was still rainy and ugly. No one much on the road. I was headed to the local small town gym to workout. It normally wasn't open early but I had a key, being friends with the manager.
As I pulled into the parking lot I saw another car there. The gym was a metal building, half workout floor and half exercise/dance classroom, divided by a wall. The car was on the classroom side. It was still an hour before opening time. I wondered who was there.
I let myself in the back door and started through the small office/storage area toward the weight room. I heard someone, a woman call out. "Hello? Who's there?" The voice sounded distressed. That put me a little on alert.
Rather than answer right away, I quietly made my way toward the voice. There were changing rooms and bathrooms behind the classroom, accessible from the office. I went to the open door.
"Hello?" The voice called again, a little louder but still distressed. I looked in the room. A light was on in the large women's bathroom. I padded across the common area and looked in.
What I saw was a beautiful lavender coloured ass poking up at me from the open shower floor. From behind it, a voice spoke. "Who's there? I can hear you!"
The woman was crouch-standing in the open shower, bent over, with that lovely ass in the air. Her head was down and she was trying to look at me from between her legs. I saw that she had a hand in the shower drain. She wore lavender workout tights and a blue sweatshirt. Her long red hair fell out of a tan ball cap in a ponytail. I was awestruck.
"Are you going to answer me? Who are you?" The woman's voice brought me back to reality.
"Uh, I'm sorry, yes. I'm here to work out. Uh, are you stuck...or...something?"
The woman immediately answered, talking fast "Yes, I am! My finger is stuck in the shower drain! I was about to take a shower and when I went to turn on the water my ring fell in the drain and when I tried to get it my finger got stuck and I can't get it out and it's getting swollen now from pulling on it and I've been stooped over here for 15 minutes..."
"Are you hurt or bleeding?" I interrupted, walking closer.
"No, I'm ok, just stuck. Can you help? Please?" The tone was one third beseeching, one third demanding, one third afraid.
I went forward and bent down to look. As I did I noticed the woman had a sheen of sweat, probably from working out, And her hair fell across her shoulder from the ponytail. I recognized her too. I had seen her at classes here before. As a matter of fact, we had an altercation once concerning parking. She felt I cut her off and got pretty mean. I hadn't been a real grownup myself about the matter and ever since we had given each other dirty looks when we saw each other. The word in my head when I saw her was "bitch". Well, actually it was "beautiful bitch". I had also heard from my manager buddy she was a high maintenance customer. She had even gotten me in some small trouble with the owner over the parking incident.
She looked at me also, warily. "You don't work here. Why are you here so early? How did you get in?" she asked.
I explained I was just a friend of the manager and her eyes narrowed. She obviously remembered me and didn't like that it was I who found her. She didn't answer. I returned my attention to the drain and her hand. I gently explored her other fingers. "Anything hurt?" I asked again.
"No," she said. "I'm not hurt. Just mad. What am I going to do?"
I stood up. "Let me get something for a lubricant." I rummaged under the sink and found nothing I would trust on sensitive skin. I saw her bag on the counter "Do you have any lotion?" I asked. She didn't answer.
I asked again, thinking she didn't hear me. "Do you have any lotion or something we can use to lubricate your finger?"
"Yes." She said finally, snapping. "Bring my bag here, would you." I did as I was asked, thinking maybe she was worried I was going to rob her or something. I figured I would calm any fears she had by bringing it up.
"Don't worry," I said, lightly " I wouldn't go thru your purse." then, looking at that ass up in the air, the string underwear under the skin tight tights. "I almost never rob women I find trapped alone with their butt in the air. Nope. I don't rob them..."
That brought an exasperated ironic laugh. "Of course you don't. And I'm your favorite person aren't I?" She stopped, possibly thinking that pissing off the one person that could help you wasn't a good idea. "It's just that I hoped I had something other than....this." she handed me with her free hand, a small bottle of the KY sex lube so popular. " Hurry up. let's try this....hurry up!" She snapped weakly.
Feeling kind of humorous and losing my pity for her I answered quickly "Don't you think we should get your hand free first?" then I smiled big. She gave me a beautiful dirty look. No return smile, big or otherwise.
"Don't get any bright ideas.." She said. "I'm sure someone else will be here any minute if you don't think you can handle it."
I continued my mean and lascivious line of response. "Handle what? Are we talking about getting you unstuck or something else? I mean, you aren't in a position to...well, to do much at all. I on the other hand am in a position to do several things."
She looked at me at that, across her shoulder, her head raised to see me under her ball cap. "You watch your mouth, mister!" She spat. "If you don't want to help me then call someone that will but don't you dare think I'm going to let you do anything to me!"
"Calm down!" I spat back. "I was just joking. What makes you think I would want to? You think you're all that great?"
"You're what makes me think you want to! Don't think I don't see you ogling me all the time when I'm in class. You stare at me like a 12 year old! That's probably why you almost hit my car in the parking lot!"
I had forgotten that there had been more to it than just a parking space dispute. My jeep had almost hit her SUV. And yes, I was staring at her when it happened. Ok, so I found her attractive...
"Ok, so I find you attractive. That doesn't mean I want you. Let's just get your hand unstuck...." I reached for the KY lube in her hand but she was mad now and pulled it away so that I went off balance and fell against her, my groin into her hip. At the same time, my hand reached for hers and I ended up with a handful of sweatshirt...and breasts. I was afraid she would scream or something but instead, she spit out a mean laugh "Oh, so you don't want me? Is that your move, fall on top of me and hope something sticks?"