*All characters are 18+. This is fiction for erotic entertainment only; I do not condone nonconsensual sex.*
This story was written for ChloeTzang's
2023 Literotica Geek Pride Story Event
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"Ta-da!" Matt, our DM, ripped off the sheet covering his newest diorama.
"Ooh."
"Nice."
"Wow, how long did that take?"
My friends and I admired the elaborate terrain map sprawling across the table. Matt grinned as he pointed out the different areas and pieces. We made the appropriate appreciative noises. This was a new campaign, and Matt always spent forever on these dioramas.
After he described most of the map, I juggled my mini and checked the time. "Is Corey coming?"
Matt shrugged. "He couldn't make it." We nodded. Flaky D&D players. It's like we have lives or something.
At Matt's direction, we carefully set our minis on an open field. I'd chosen to be a rogue this time —versatile, agile, and the most useful class in my opinion. Jessica dropped her tall, busty character. She usually played a mage, and this character looked to fit her norm. I glanced at Devon's character sheet —a barbarian. Eh. Brute force was boring.
A light caught my eyes. I pointed at the town near the edge of the map. "Ooh, how'd you make this door? It's so glowy."
Matt hesitated. "What? I didn't... huh."
Jessica reached forward. "What's inside?" She touched the door as we all leaned in.
"It's just the tavern, but—"
Light flashed.
"What the fuck!" Devon yelled as we all fell onto the floor. Or rather, the grass? Our chairs were gone. So was the table and the room. We were outside, in a grassy field next to a forest.
"What just happened? Where are we? How..." Jessica picked herself up, looking around wildly.
I was still dazed, staring at the tall trees and blue skies, my mind refusing to come to terms with my surroundings. We were inside, in Matt's apartment. Why was there a field of grass in Matt's apartment? I stood up, dizzy with confusion.
"Hey... where's Matt?" I asked.
"Um, hello?"
A booming voice made us all duck. Then...
"Matt?!" I stared at the sky. There was nothing there, but it sounded like him.
"Uh, yeah? Are you guys... ok?"
Jessica covered her ears. "Don't shout!"
"...Sorry."
Devon looked up. "What the fuck's happening, Matt?!"
"I don't know!"
He shouted. Then quieter,
"Sorry. You guys look like minis. Like, your characters, but with your faces."
We took a moment to examine ourselves. I burst out laughing.
Jessica looked just like her character—a strip of cloth barely covering her huge breasts, a little more fabric around her tiny waist, dangling haphazardly between her long legs and over her big ass. Devon was just wearing some baggy pants and sandals—no shirt, but unlike real life, he had some impressive muscles.
Which meant I had to be wearing strips of tight leather that served as female armor in these things. Ooh, and bracers. I posed a little, then laughed again.
"This is like LARPing," I giggled. Jessica gave me an incredulous look. Devon flexed a muscle, looking impressed with himself.
"Oh, crap."
Matt sounded odd.
"Uh, guys? Roll initiative."
"What do you mean...?" Apparently, I rolled a fifteen. Not bad.
"Roll—what the fuck, just get us out of here!" Jessica yelled.
"I don't know how either! But the enemies are attacking first,"
Matt said. An arrow shot out of the woods.
"Woah! Can I dodge?" The arrow was hovering in the air halfway toward me, but I couldn't seem to move.
"No, you don't have evade yet, and your AC isn't good enough. It's a hit."
"Ow! Fuck!" The arrow thunked into my shoulder. The pain was very real. "Ok, this isn't funny anymore. Get us out of here!"
"Oh, shit! Ok, ok!"
Matt yelled back.
"Just hang on. These guys aren't even supposed to be here! They're way above your level—I made them for a totally different area."
"Oh, great, so we're dead?" Jessica threw up her hands.
"Maybe that's how we get out," Devon said.
Jessica scowled. "Or that's how we die. No, thanks, let's try something else first. Matt, can you pick us up?"
Silence for a moment, then a loud,
"Fuck!"
Followed by,
"No. I can't touch the minis. It just zapped me."
Great. In the meantime, one of our assailants had moved within sight—an elf. An actual, real as you could get elf. He was taller than me with light copper skin and flowing golden hair. I was caught for a moment in his vibrant blue eyes. Then he smirked and his lips moved silently, a pinch of rose petals in his fingers.
"Oh, fuck,"
was the last thing I heard from Matt's echoing voice.
—
"Hello? Can you guys hear me?"
The world was dark. I blinked and squinted. Or maybe I was blindfolded. My hands and feet were also tied tightly behind my back as I lay on the ground.
Well, this was better than being dead.
"Dev? Jess! Carlie?!"
I winced. "I'm here. Don't shout."
"Oh, thank God. I couldn't really tell what was going on until you woke up. Um, are you ok?"
I tested my bindings. "A little tied up, but otherwise... wait, what happened to that arrow?"
"Oh, your character took a D4 of damage. Just one. You should be fine. I mean, your character's fine?"
I didn't feel pain anymore. Odd. Maybe damage followed the game's rules. "Ok, yeah, but what's going on? Can I get out of these ropes? Where's everyone else?"
Silence for a few moments.
"They're—"
He coughed and cleared his throat.
"Dev and Jess are—"
He paused again.
"Seriously? Do a perception check."
"What?! Ok, fine." I tried to listen to what was around me.
"That did it. I couldn't tell you anything until you rolled. This is really weird. The elves are murmuring quietly nearby, and you can hear the crackling of a fire, smell the smoke. It's probably evening—you seem to be facing away from the fire but can see dim light from beneath your blindfold. It sounds like Dev is waking up next to you."
As he narrated, I registered all those things, like I was just picking up the smells and sounds. "Dev? You ok?" I turned my head.
"Huh? Yeah. I think," he grumbled.
"...What the fuck?" Jessica mumbled at the same time. I heard some frantic shuffling, then she shouted, "Oh my God, I'm naked! What the fuck is going on?!"
The elves laughed. One of them spoke from right next to me, "You are a pretty one, human. What is your name? Jess?"
"Get your hands off me!" She mumbled something about missiles.
"That's not gonna do much..."
Three light thumps, then soft laughter. "Ooh, that stung. Heh, I like a feisty female. You will be entertaining."
"They're high level. Your skills probably won't have any effect on them."
The elves seemed to ignore Matt. There was some quiet shuffling, then Jessica snarled. "What can we do?! They're groping me!"
Matt was silent for a few seconds.
"Um, yeah. I'll think of something. Just... oh, wow you have really big tits. I mean, sorry, uh..."
I stifled a snort of laughter and felt bad. It wouldn't be funny if they were groping me. Jessica didn't have big boobs in real life though. I wondered if my body had changed much. My mini wasn't large-chested, but she was slim and sinewy with wide hips. I wiggled my butt a little.