It was evening in August 2020 and I was stuck inn my newly-rented basement apartment, bored to death by the monotony of the Covid lockdown in D.C. The space was less than half the size of my former apartment in northern Virginia, but I was committed to pursuing entrepreneurship opportunities. Who knew the lockdown would be so severe? To add to my misery, my landlady's mom, Brenda, who was visiting from South Africa in order to keep her Green Card, arrived a couple days before the lockdown in April. So my landlady, in her magnanimity, dumped her mom at the small Southeast not-in-the-best-neighborhood row house and ran off to quarantine alone, allegedly, in her much larger and cozier 3-bedroom apartment in Northwest DC.
So here we were, two strangers from vastly different generations stuck in this small row house. To make matters worse, Brenda was in her 60s which seemed to be the target age for the virus which meant it fell on me to be careful not expose her to the deadly virus! I was royally fucked!
I rarely went upstairs because she would trap me in these endless conversations about what was wrong with our home country. The difference between us was that Brenda actually lived in South Africa, whereas I had not been back for a decade and a half so these conversations left me severely homesick or upset. She was also intrigued by my atheism after I foolishly informed her I was a seminary-trained minister in my past life. For months, She insisted I had earned the title 'Pastor' and that some day I might reconsider my faith. She joyfully and emphatically called me 'Pastor' whenever she saw me to rub it in. Her sweet personality and fresh South African accent made the emphasis more, um, emphatic. Ugh!
So I stayed put in my shoebox basement, a.k.a laundry room, as much as possible, surfacing upstairs only to get food. My girlfriend lived out of state so I had not fucked in close to 5 months. Locked down, unhappy, horny, and lonely, I found comfort in smoking weed, watching porn and jacking off. It was the only hobby I had. The sad truth be told, I was having better orgasms in fantasyland stoned out of my mind than when having mind-blowing sex. If you have had edging orgasms on weed, you know what I am talking about. I would frequently edge myself for hours ending in violently explosive orgasms then falling into deep sleep, every time like clockwork, marinating in my own cum, perspiration, and lotion.
On the fateful day, I had smoked some near psychedelic flower that left me happily paranoid with an overactive imagination aided by my studio-grade, noise-canceling headphones. My right hand, full of lotion glided up and down my very hard curved-to-the-left, 9 inch dick, while my left hand played with my nipples interchangeably, edged me closer to release for hours at a time. I watched them all and read a dozen stories, corrupting my brain further and further in a spiral rabbit hole of stoned hedonistic fantasies in search of the ultimate orgasm.
Finally, after about 6 hours non stop edging, I watched Natasha Nice squeal with anticipation as her DP began in a gangbang scene and came hard on my chest, face, and the wall behind me. I am pretty sure I made a loud sound too. After calming down, I muted the video and fell asleep immediately afterwards with a slight headache from the orgasm, completely drained, with my deflated cock in my nasty hand covered in lotion and cum; I did not bother cleaning up in the safety of my apartment.
I woke up with a start still holding my slimy dick. It was somewhat dark in my room so I was confused for a second since I had just moved here. A cum-covered Natasha Nice was still on my screen being interviewed at the end of the gangbang. Something felt different about my room, and my heart started racing. What was it? I looked down at myself and felt momentarily embarrassed at my drying cum. Yet, something still did not feel right about my room. I decided it must be the paranoia that was kicking in but still... Fuck!
What the fuck was wrong with my room?
I got up to take a shower when my fear was confirmed. It smelled like the dryer had been running, and the warmth on it confirmed my fear. My heart stopped.
Brenda!
What. The. Fuck!
How stupid, stupid, stupid was I! I must've not locked the basement door upstairs! And Brenda had obviously seen my dick in my gooey hand and drying cum all over my body, with a brutal gangbang playing quietly on the laptop by my side!
I had never wanted to be invisible that badly until that moment. I tried to run several possible conversations with Brenda in my head, but none of them got past dick in my hand and cum on my body. It was useless. Sooner or later, I had to face her. Even though much later to never was preferred, I had gnawing munchies and I had to get a snack upstairs.
I successfully avoided her and smoking plants for a few days, only getting going upstairs late at night for food. But I could not stay away from smoking weed forever, so I had a new vape strain delivered one evening and settled down to binge on Netflix. Shortly after my show began, I realized I had a serious case of munchies, so I rushed upstairs to the kitchen as quietly as possible. Once I grabbed some food from the fridge, I turned around towards the basement door when I heard it.
"Pastor Sammy. Do you have a minute?" I stopped dead in my tracks, my heart thumping. Maybe if I stayed quiet she would go away.
Then I heard the definite creaking of someone coming downstairs quickly. There was no time to act. I thought I was going to pass out from all the adrenalin pumping in my body.
Brenda, dressed in an old-school frumpy nightdress, turned around the corner with a huge smile and her phone in her hand. "Hello Pastor! How are you? It is so hard to get a hold of you nowadays." "Why was she still using that fucking title?" I wondered.
"I am fine Brenda, how are you?" I hated these useless African formalities, but I did not want to be rude.
"I am doing very well, all things considered. This lockdown looks like it will never end." Then she went into a ten-minute monologue complaining about the pandemic and the lockdown. I just stood there trying hard to hide my embarrassment and show some level of interest but all I could think of was how to cut her off so I could leave.
She then slapped her thigh and stated, "Anyway, I need to start texting or calling you whenever I need the laundry. I knocked on your door a few days ago and did not realize you had fallen asleep. I had too much laundry, so I apologize for walking in while you slept."
Oh my God! That meant she walked right by my cum-covered-body-dick-in-hand a few times!!!
I quickly told her it was OK and started to move towards the basement door when she made a sound like she wasn't done talking.
"I tried not to disturb you every time I came downstairs to check on my laundry. I was afraid to wake you up since you were deep asleep with a smile on your face. A house fire could not have woken you up." Jesus Christ, what was she saying? She giggled some more and put her phone down on the island as she walked to the refrigerator and poured a glass of water.
I just stood there staring at her stupidly. What was I supposed to say to my religious, elderly woman who happened to be the landlady's mom?
She broke the silence. "It looked like you fell asleep watching something on your laptop. Was it a good movie, Pastor Sammy?" Then she turned around and burst out laughing uncontrollably with her forehead against the fridge. It tickled her that she had caught a 'pastor' watching a gangbang and finished his orgasm on himself.
I needed to defend myself. Why was she teasing me seeing how embarrassed I was? Suddenly, I saw her as a small, frail older woman in a very frumpy but flimsy nightdress hiding her feminine jewels. "How long since she's been fucked?" I wondered. And just like that, my dick started getting heavy.
"It sounds like you enjoyed the movie like I did seeing as it was still playing when I woke up, Brenda!" I felt a little bolder, thanks to that vape.
She straightened up and her lips tightened. "What are you saying Sammy? I do not watch filth that degrades women. It was obvious you were abusing yourself. I can see why you are not a pastor anymore!" The audacity of this woman!
I decided to intimidate her, just a little bit, to establish some hard boundaries.
I placed the food on the kitchen island and moved quickly towards the fridge while she was gulping down her water with her eyes closed.
I towered over her and retorted, "Well, at your age, I can tell you have been under lockdown in that department for years." Wow! I have got to stop smoking weed!
She turned around and glared at me trying to grasp my meaning, then swung a slap towards my face. I darted out of the way and caught her hand, twisted it, and quickly turned her towards the fridge. I held her in a chokehold and slammed her against the fridge. My hardening dick was now wedged between her wide soft ass through the frumpy nightdress she had on.