The first thing he noticed was the cold. Then, it was the aches in his joints and muscles - he was not comfortable. Then, the bindings around his ankles. Wrists. Thighs. Torso. And the hard chair against his back and legs. His legs were held apart. Other than the restraints and the chair, he felt nothing. He felt no clothes. He realized, he was completely naked. His head hanging down began to slowly open his eyes. A dark floor slowly came into focus, and his feet wide apart either side, his legs, tied to a chair. The chair had a very oddly shaped seat which only supported his thighs, and an empty gap between them. His manhood was in open space - and very shrunken by the cold, it had all but retracted into his body. His heart started beating so hard he could hear it in his ears.
Trying to distract himself even briefly from his own self consciousness, he started to groggily look around. The floor around him was dark, but as he scanned upwards he saw something else. Two more feet - similarly retrained at the ankle. The toenails were painted. His eyes moved slowly upwards along the smooth but robust legs, to two bound thighs - in a similar chair to his own. And between them was a neat, but unshaven pubic area - two pink labia slightly apart by the position of the thighs. Moving up he saw a significant yet shapely figure - substantial but elegant - and two voluptuous breasts hanging freely, light pink nipples erect from the cold. Her head hung down, moving side to side slowly, as if she was just coming to consciousness. Her arms were tied to the arms of the chair just as his own.
Although he could only see the top of her head - red flowing hair - he was starting to realize. He knew this woman. It was Kelly from the competing company Smithco. They had worked together on numerous occasions, trading clients at trade shows, collaborating on marketing and various campaigns. And he had always had a bit of a crush on her for her feisty and independent attitude.
As she started to awaken, he recognized the phases he had just gone through. She emanated a short gasp - as she realized her own predicament and strained against the bindings. Then, she started to take in her surroundings - just as he had dreaded - scanning him from toe to head.
"What in the fuck is going on," she said, confused, taking a deep breath.
"Don't look at me ... DON'T."
She struggled at her restraints, trying to cover herself in any way she could.
He had no words. He just stared into space hoping to avoid staring at her naked body. But, it being the only lit thing in the room, it was hard not to - there was nothing else to focus on.
"Is this your doing? An idea of a joke?" she asked, eventually, as the thrill of being so exposed raised her adrenaline levels.
He still said nothing. He was burning with embarrassment. He was amazingly aware of how his body looked to her right now - he was out of shape, his penis was basically non-existent from the cold. Not that it was that big at the best of times. And she wasn't trying to avoid looking at him. She was trying to make eye contact - she was mad - she thought this was his fault.
At least if she was looking at his eyes she wouldn't be looking anywhere else.
"No," he said finally, locking onto her eyes. "This was not my doing. The last I remember was getting into my car to drive home."
She stared back angrily, then softening slightly. "Yeah," she said, resigned, "Same."
She broke her gaze, and tried to relax slightly to conserve her energy. "Ahum. You have a very small penis."
"HEY!" he replied.
"Look, I'm just saying this now. Lets get it out there and over with. Like, where even is it?" she said.
"It's cold! This is what happens when it's cold," he said defensively - if he was burning with embarrassment before, he was now being incinerated by it. But the attention was strangely exciting.
He looked at her body to try and find something about her body to criticize in retaliation. It wasn't very easy - there weren't many parts of her body that were really observably at fault.
"Oh, well ... you ... have quite big areolas," he finally retorted.
"Yes, I do," she said, matter of factually. "It can be a problem if I wear a low cut dress - but they're quite light too so nobody notices if they slip out slightly."
Clearly she was a lot more confident in her body than he was. After scanning her body carefully for flaws, of which he couldn't really find any, he had become to be aroused. His penis twitched slightly and began to become slightly erect.