I had shopping to do that morning, so at around nine thirty, I went home. And by one in the afternoon I was at the farm to collect the children. But when I got there, and found Mary, she said, "Oh the kids have been fine. No trouble at all. They're all in the play barn, so they'll be safe there until you're ready to go." And with that, she walked me out of the farm shop, I guess, so as to be away from the hearing of others, and then said, "Uncle Trevor has told me to go ahead and work on our Bob. So I'll start on that tonight. I won't push it too hard right off, as he's a typical man. If he thinks I'm interfering or trying to give him advice, he'll dig his heals in, and get bloody minded."
"Oh. Are you saying he might not want any extra help?"
"Don't be silly. What I'm saying is, he doesn't yet know he wants it. But don't worry, a few days, or maybe week, and I'll have him eating out of my hand."
"Well thank you, I guess."
"What's wrong? You look disappointed."
"Well, I thought, the way Trevor was talking, that it was as good as a forgone conclusion."
"It is. Look, I wasn't going to mention this. But I guess we're both adults. I know about..." She stopped, I guess because of my sharp intake of breath and shocked facial expression. And then before I'd said anything, she continued, "It's alright. Don't look so worried. Ok. I'll tell you what. Before I mention anything about you and my uncles, I'll tell you about my sordid secret. Maybe then you won't feel so threatened by the fact I know yours. Do you know my brother Bob?"
"No. I've never met him."
"But I know you've met my uncles?"
I blushed at the inference contained within that question, as I answered, "Yes."
"Well our Bob is in many ways, a younger version of Uncle Bill. Shy when it comes to socializing, and to some this makes him appear simple or backward. But like Bill is into his mechanical things, and is only happy when he's fixing them. Then our Bob spends all his energies in his farmwork. And that doesn't matter whether it's the livestock side, or the arable. He's got an in built talent for both. But being as he devotes so much time to it, it can make him irritable at times."
"But you said he enjoyed it?"
"He does. But unlike Uncle Bill, our Bob wasn't always a recluse. In fact, as a teenager he picked-up with a local barmaid. And being as she educated him in the pleasures of the flesh, it left him with an itch that needs a regular scratching."
"You mean sex?"
"Of course I mean sex. She was far older than Bob, and she'd already got a reputation. But she saw Bob's inheritance prospects as a meal ticket. So she cast her rod, and snagged him; hook line and sinker. But our dad knew what her game was, and he soon queered her pitch. And it was probably that experience that curtailed the development of our Bob's social skills. So anyway, the upshot is, once or twice a month, he starts to get unbearable. Not nasty, but moody. This wouldn't be so bad on its own, but once he gets like that, it affects his sleep, and eating. And then gradually even his abilities to work properly. I won't go into details about how I found a cure for his problem. Well I guess it's not really a cure, just a treatment. But it was many years ago, within a couple of months of dad sending the barmaid packing. And I've been treating him ever since. So now you know my secret, you can see there's no need to feel embarrassed about yours."
"But are you really saying what I think you are?"
"Ok. I'll spell it out in plain language, so there's no confusion. I let our Bob fuck me."
"Oh my, but you're married."
"To Sam, yes. He knows. He didn't, not when we first got married. But it's easier to just be honest with him; you know, once I knew Sam was man enough to accept it."
"He doesn't mind?"
"No. So long as it doesn't affect his rations. But surely your husband, James isn't it? Surely he doesn't mind either. According to Trevor, he was all for them giving your itch a regular scratching?"
I blushed again, "Yes it was James who suggested it. But I think it was Trevor who talked James around to it."
"And are you glad?"
"I don't know. I mean sometimes, I feel like James was in some way betraying me; kind of selling me off to the highest bidder. And other times, well it's difficult to say how I feel. The feelings themselves make me feel so guilty for feeling them. But I can't help enjoying the sex, even though I know I'll feel guilty afterwards."
"But why? Your husband has given you the green light, so you'd be silly to miss out on our family inheritance."
"Inheritance? I'm not in line to inherit anything from your family."
"No, it's the male line in our family who inherits the prise. It's obviously in the family gene pool. But whereas all the males in the family line can show-off with it, it's the females that they go with that reap the benefits." And then she winked at me. And when I still hadn't twigged, she said, "God, you are slow. Or are you trying to say your James is as well endowed as Trevor and Bill?"
As the realisation of what she'd been saying came to me, I blushed, and stuttered out, "N. No. I didn't realise you were talking about the size of their thingies. Are you saying Bob's big as well?"
"Big, it's bloody enormous. And dad is. But with his heart condition, his is only good for pissing through now."
I chuckled, and then asked, "You don't do it with your dad?"
"No. Not for years anyway. But since his turn, someone's got to get him dressed in the morning and bathed and ready for bed at night."
"Are you saying you used to?"
"I think I've confessed enough for one day. But back to you and your situation. Surely last night was the best night's sex you've ever had?"
Again I blushed as I confessed, "I guess so. But it still doesn't feel right, enjoying that kind of thing with someone who isn't my husband."
"I'd not worry about that. He's given you the go ahead, and those guilt pangs will diminish with every occasion. So much so, that by the time you've been at it a couple of months, you'll look back and wonder what all the fuss was about. Believe me, I know from experience. Incest is a far more worrying sin than simply fucking a neighbour."
She was so blasΓ© about the whole thing, but I was still cringing with embarrassment as I asked, "But why are you bringing all this stuff up? What has it got to do with me getting a job?"
"Well first off, I just want you to know how powerful the weapons are that I'm going to be using to fight your cause."
"Oh God! You mean you'll have to offer yourself for sex with your brother Bob?"
"Well yes. But as I've already said, I do that on a fairly regular basis anyway. No, it's more that during the sex, he's obviously more pliable. It's amazing what it's possible to get him to agree to in the last minute before he shoots his cum. You've seen my Range Rover." And with that she winked.
"Oh my. You didn't. Did you?"
"Well a girl has to have some perks. Don't look so shocked."
"No, I'm not. Honest."
"Ok then, what about you?"
"You mean what I did with Trevor and Bill last night?"
"No silly, that's water under the bridge now. I'm asking how you're fixed if it looks like our Bob needs a little more encouragement?"
"Oh God no. You don't mean I might have to let him have me as well?"
"Well the job is to help you out. If I'm putting my two penneth in, it'd be encouraging to know you're willing to back me up?"
"But Trevor never mentioned anything about that kind of thing."
"He maybe thought I'd manage it on my own. Which I likely will. But I don't want to be using up all my credits to get you a job, only to find that you're not willing to dip into your reserves. After all, it's obvious that a fresh fanny will have a greater pulling power than one he's already got regular access to."
"But my husband hasn't agreed to this."
"I see. You need his permission?"
"Not as such. But I feel guilty enough going with Trevor and Bill, and he arranged that."
"Not the first time, he didn't."
"Oh God! I didn't know you knew about that."
"That's by the by. Why not ring him, and ask if this job is worth putting out your fanny?"
"I guess I could. But that would make me feel like I was asking to be allowed to be unfaithful."
"You're fucking the uncles every Friday night. So you're already being unfaithful."
In a dejected tone, I quietly said, "Yes, I suppose I am. But..."
"Never mind your buts; if you're not willing to fuck our Bob, then I can't see why I should bother trying to sort out a job for you."
"Please don't think I'm taking you or your efforts to help me for granted. But it's obvious that you're far more comfortable with this kind of thing than I am."
"What are you inferring? That I'm some kind of slut?"
"No. That's not what I meant. It's just that you seem to take it all in your stride; like it's not a big deal."
"Its not; unless you want to make it one. I'm assuming you spread your legs any time your husband wants a fuck?"
I coyly replied, "Well yes."
"And from what Trevor told me, you didn't take much in the way of persuasion before you stopped struggling. And from then on, he said you went at it like a wild cat. So why are you pretending this is such a big deal?"
"I'm not. Not as such. But that first time with your uncles, it'd been so long since James and I had made love. Once they got me aroused, I just couldn't help myself. And it seems that since then it's just one thing after another. I'm frightened it's getting out of control."
"Well I've made my position clear. If you're not prepared to put yourself out, then I think you can forget any job here."
"If I say I'll let him, will it be just the once? You know; a kind of a bribe to get the job? Or will he expect me to let him have me whenever he wants to?"
"Does your husband have you whenever he gets the urge?"
"I see. That was what I was afraid of."
"Afraid! Of a man? You've got to be kidding me. No matter how big his cock is, there's not been a man born that can out fuck a woman. He'll be fucked out and on his knees and you'll not even have broken into a sweat."
"No. I didn't mean afraid in that sense. I just meant it was like I just said; it's all building up so quickly and I feel like I'm losing control."
"Ok, it's your life. But I thought this job was to help you gain control and get your husband back into your own bed?"
"It is, or do I mean was."