Brad and Lisa Chap 3
Lisa called me.
"You're NOT going to believe what happened to me," she blurted.
With her, as dingy as she can be, I knew full well anything was possible so I prepared myself. "What?" I said.
"You remember I told you about the guy at Costco that helped me with my groceries?" she said. (Brad and Lisa Chap 2)
"Your parking lot blowjob, hell yes I remember," I laughed.
"Well yesterday I had a visitor," she began. "Thank heavens Brad had gone to Portland for supplies for the court. Anyway I answered the door and guess who was standing there?" she said.
"Who?" I asked.
"A FUCKING COP!" she shrieked.
"No shit," I said, rather stunned. "What did he want?" I asked.
"He fucking wanted to talk to me about what happened in the Costco parking lot," she blurted.
"Uh oh," I chuckled.
"It wasn't funny. I fucking freaked out when he asked me if I had been at the Costco the week before. I didn't know what to say. I know I was shaking like a leaf," she said with her voice trembling somewhat.
"He asked if he could come in and talk inside, so I let him in," she said. "He told me a lady had taken pictures with her cell phone and that was how he was able to identify my car and get my address," she continued.
"She t-t-took pictures," I said. "I know I was stuttering and freaking out," she added.
"He held his phone up to me and there was a picture of my car leaving the lot and you could easily see the license plate," she said.
"Well that's my car," I managed to say.
"He told me that picture was taken as I was leaving. But he had more pictures. He showed me the next one of that guy standing up against the open drivers side window of my car," she said.
"Could you see anything?" I asked.
"No," she whined. "But the way he was pressed against the open car window, it looked funny though," she said.
"He asked me what exactly was going on in that picture," she said.
"I told him that guy had helped me load my groceries and that we were just talking afterwards," she said.
"And he believed you?" I asked.
"Well what the fuck do you think?" she snarled.
"He told me it had been reported that I was engaging in facio or fallio or something like that," she said.
"Fellatio," I corrected her.
"YAH, that's it. Well I didn't know what the hell that word was. Hell I was just sucking that guys dick, I wasn't fellatioing him! I stuck to my story and I told him again that I was just talking to that guy," she said.
"Yah but you see fellatio means... Oh never mind," I said chuckling to myself.
"He mumbled some snide ass remark about it being hard to talk with my mouth full, or something like that," she said. "And when I asked him what he had just said, he showed me the next picture," she added.
"It was another one of the guy pressed up against the open window of my car, except his arms were stretched out on top of the car," she said.
"He asked if we were still just talking in that picture," she whimpered.
"I swear," I said. "That's all we were doing. Why don't you ask that man?" I said.
"He told me they had not been able to locate that guy and had no leads as to where he was from, or his identity," she said.
"He asked if I was married, and I told him I was. He asked my husbands name? I told him it was Brad. He asked if he was there? I told him he had gone to Portland. He asked what Brad would think about this?"
"I told him he would freak out. And you know he would," she added. "Not about me blowing the guy, but because he wasn't there to see it," she said.
"You know Brad gets turned on watching me suck other guys and stuff, but I know he would shit if he thought I was sucking guys off in parking lots without him there," she said.
"Yah, I know," I chuckled.
"So you're admitting you were doing more that just talking, the cop said,"
"That caught me off guard and I know I was shaking like crazy," she said.
"No," I told him, "I didn't say that, did I? Fuck he had me all confused," she said.
"Then he told me to stand up and turn around," she said.
"Oh wow, getting serious," I offered.
"You're telling me," she whined.
"I asked him why? And he told me he was going to have to take me in for more questioning," she groaned.
"I kept telling him that we were just talking. Shit I was begging him to believe me. FUCK!" she blurted. "I was freaking out as he again told me to stand up and turn around," she whined.
"When I stood up he grabbed one of my hands and pulled it behind me and I felt a handcuff closing around my wrist," she whimpered.
"Holy shit," I blurted. "Are you fucking serious?" I asked.
"YES!" she shouted into the phone. "Then he pulled my other arm behind me and put the cuff on that one. I know I was crying and slobbering all over the place," she moaned.
"He told me he had to check me for weapons, and I felt his hands push my hair up and then slide down my neck and across my back," she said.
"Fuck all I had on was a tube top and shorts, where the fuck would I hide any weapons," she moaned.