My husband has this unfortunate habit of borrowing things and forgetting to return them. Now that's fine when the person he borrowed the item knows about it and comes looking for it. I tend to keep an eye out for any new items that appear so I can generally locate and return the item.
Now some people would claim that someone with that sort of habit is a kleptomaniac and it's an illness. Something not really their fault. Bryn, my beloved, freely admits that he's not a kleptomaniac, but an asshole. He just takes things because he can and because he has a use for the item. He sees no reason to buy a spade when a neighbour has one he rarely uses -- that sort of attitude.
One thing he likes to 'borrow' is SD cards. Those little things become expensive once you get over a certain size. Bryn is not above exchanging a 32GB card for a 128GB card, especially if it's a micro card. He can slip the high density card out of its sleeve and put the lower density back in only a moment, with no-one the wiser. The previous owner may go weeks before finding he's missing a valuable card, and even then they probably just curse and blame themselves for losing it.
Bryn came home from a job he'd been on and he was all cock-a-hoop. Apparently he'd spotted a 200GB card while on the job and managed to swap it for a much lower sized card.
"Geez, you worry too much," he laughed. "The guy had hundreds of SD cards stacked up. He may never miss this one."
He tossed his new card on the desk next to his PC and promptly forgot about it. After dinner he had a darts match he was supposed to play in, so he kissed me goodbye and headed out. I wondered how he'd feel if someone swapped his precious darts for cheaper ones. He'd go spare.
About half an hour after he'd left the doorbell rang. Upon answering I found that there were two gorillas at the door. Nicely dressed gorillas, but gorillas all the same. A second look changed my mind. They were half-breeds, fifty/fifty gorilla and grizzly.
"Ah, can I help you, gentlemen?" I asked. Perhaps they needed directions to the zoo.
"I don't know. Can you? We're looking for the address of Bryn Mallory. Would this perchance be the right address?"
Perchance? Who the hell says perchance? Gorillas, apparently.
"Ah, yes, it is," I admitted, somewhat nervously. "Unfortunately he isn't in right now. If you care to come back later?"
"I don't know. Do we care to come back later, Jack?"
"Not really, Nick. Not if this lovely young lady can help us. Why don't you explain and see if she can help."
"Well, Mrs Mallory, it is Mrs Mallory, isn't it?" At my nod he continued.
"Your husband was working at our employer's office today. It appears that he inadvertently picked up one of the Manager's SD cards in place of his own. We've come to replace his card and collect the one he accidentally took."
"In that case, gentlemen, I can help you," I said, smiling. "It so happens that he noticed that he had the wrong card when he came home and put it to one side so that he could return it. If you'll excuse me for a moment I'll fetch it."
I turned and headed towards the study. Hearing footsteps I turned to find the two men right behind me. Before I could protest the spokesman held up a hand.
"I know. I know. Extremely rude of us but the card is of the utmost importance. Please, carry on."
Slightly nervous now I headed into the study and indicated the card sitting on the desk.
"Is that your missing card? It's the only card he brought home."
Jack took the micro SD card out of its sleeve and inserted it into his phone. A quick glance at its contents and he nodded.
"This is it."
Nick reached into his pocket and took out another SD card and tossed it on the desk.
"That's his card," he said. "Thank you for your cooperation. There's just a couple of things. Did your husband look at what's on the card at all?"
I shook my head.
"He didn't bother. He headed off to his darts match. If he couldn't remember who to return it to he would have simply reformatted the thing, wiping the data."
"Fortunate that he didn't. Whereabouts is he playing his darts match?"
"Why?" I felt suspicious. They had their card so why go looking for Bryn.
"Our instructions for after we acquired the card were to explain to Bryn rather forcefully why borrowing cards is a bad idea."
"What does forcefully mean?" I asked nervously.
"It means that we break his arms so that he can't go switching cards for a few weeks," came the answer in a very calm and reasonable voice.
"What? You can't do that!" I shrieked.
"Mrs Mallory, our hands are tied," Nick said. "The manager was very insistent that he be taught a lesson. Breaking his arms is the simplest alternative."
"What other alternatives are there?" I asked. I mean, there must be a better option than having Bryn's arms broken.
"I don't think you'd approve of option two," Nick said with a smile, "and you've been so polite and helpful we wouldn't want to upset you."
"What Nick means, Mrs Mallory, is that we were also given the option of brutally raping you to use you as an example. Now while I admit that with a figure like yours you'd definitely be worth screwing, it wouldn't be fair to brutally rape you, what with you being so helpful without any coercion."
"Oh," was all I could say.
"Actually, Jack, he only said rape. We don't have to be brutal about it."
Nick turned to look at me. "Would you be willing to fuck us?"
I simply shook my head, not daring to speak. Good luck with your arms, Bryn.
"She said no so if we take her and make love to her it's officially rape. We can strip her and fuck her without hurting her. She might object to us doing it but she won't be injured at all. After we've finished we can leave her tied to her bed so Bryn finds her when he gets home."
"Um, Bryn's at the President Club," I said quickly. "I'm sure a pair of broken arms will heal quickly."
"Maybe, but you're right here. Ah, I should point out that if you go all feral and fight it makes it a lot harder for us to fuck you peacefully."
With that Jack grabbed me, holding my upper arms.
"We can't ask you to take off your clothes as this is rape," Nick said with a smile, "so I'll be undressing you. Just relax. I'll be careful not to tear anything."
Go all feral and fight? That was a laugh. Either one of them was more than twice my size. No way was I getting into a wrestling match. I stood there, blushing fiercely, while Nick casually undressed me. He did it calmly and efficiently and I was naked far too quickly. Then the rotten man ran his knuckles across my mons.
"You must have been expecting me," he said with a grin. "I do like a nice smooth mons."
Now that I was naked the two men pushed me down onto the floor. I suppose, to be fair, I should change the word pushed to eased. They were actually quite considerate in the way they got me down. Determined, but considerate. They settled down on the floor on either side of me.
They started touching me. Not roughly, but gently, almost delicately at times. The trouble was where they were touching me. They seemed to know all the sensitive spots on a woman's body and that's where there hands wandered. And their mouths. I add that because they both took turns sucking on my breasts. I'd be most surprised if I didn't have some love-bites show up on them.
It was the gentleness that was hardest to fight against. If they'd been rough or crude I could have resisted a lot more strongly, but light touches here, there, and everywhere were getting to me. Fingernails dragged ever so lightly along my pudenda almost had me screaming, what with the nerves they were titillating.
I was twisting about, making feeble protests, and getting aroused against my own inclinations. Things became even worse when Nick started using his tongue down below. Nick finally got a reaction, because I inadvertently screamed when his tongue became too closely acquainted with my clitoris.
Nick indicated to Jack to back off and then he got to his feet, pulling me up with him. That done he undid his trousers and dropped them, display something I'd much rather he'd kept hidden. I might have indicated earlier that both Nick and Jack were very large men. Well, where Nick was concerned that extended to all his parts, much to my dismay.