Fiona rolled her eyes. "Are we really doing this again?"
"This time it's for the competition," I said. "I missed it last year."
"Are we actually going to do anything this time? Last time we just sat around drinking coffee."
I pouted. "I thought that was fun."
"You didn't have to read it..." Fiona laughed at my sour expression. "I mean, look, we're what, sixty-five words in? And nothing's happened."
"Fine," I muttered. I was saved from endless tedium by the cock that thrust through the wall. "See - at least this time we're having coffee in an adult bookstore. You wanna suck it, or shall I?"
"I like my coffee black."
"Hah!" Still, her loss, my gain. I swivelled in my seat, bringing me head to head with the cock. It was brown. Indian at a guess. Decent length. The eye was glistening with precum that I licked away as I kissed the soft flesh. "Mmm..." I said.
"So, is there actually a man attached to that cock?" Fiona drawled. "Or is it a MacGuffin?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure he's not Scottish." I wrapped my lips about the head and sucked, peeking at Fiona out the corner of my eye. I just love having a cock in my mouth. I love the taste, the texture, the tantalising power. "Besides," I murmured, "It's more of a Chekhov's gun thing."
She laughed. "Indeed." She sipped her fair-trade Columbian filter coffee as she watched me work the cock, my head bobbing back and forth, my lips firmly ringed about the shaft, my tongue teasing that sensitive spot beneath the head. "I'm bored," she announced suddenly, and clicked her fingers like a stage magician.
The door to the café slammed open and two men in white overalls barged in, pushing a trolley. They were built like bouncers, their expressions similarly forbidding, and marched straight towards me.
"Um...?" I said.