In the years since he had escaped the Dublin orphanage, the creak of rope and hawser and the slow roll of a wooden deck had become his world. The H.M.S. Greystoke had become his home. In truth he barely remembered his life before, barely even remembered the name the cruel nuns had called him. Now he answered to the name he had been given as a boy by the handsome Commander he had followed around the docks, admiring his splendid uniform and his elegant bearing. He was Mutt and proud to be.
Now the Commander was a Captain and the Mutt his man. And though the grown Mutt stood a head taller than any crewman on the ship, he never forgot the duty he felt to the man who had taken him in. And though as an Irishman he could never hope to rise above his station as crewman in His Majesty's navy, Mutt was content. The work had made him strong and tough and had given him purpose. It was his pleasure to serve.
But as he stood in his Captain's cabin, he was a bit troubled. Captain Bowie seemed preoccupied, fussing with his desk and gazing out the window at the smooth expanse of sea. The Captain turned and looked him over. Mutt's shaved head and devilish beard gave him the look of a warrior, but his warm, blue eyes spoke of poetry and passion. The Captain seemed pleased with his charge.
"Tell me, Mutt. How is the crew morale?'
"Same as always, Sir. No better. No worse."
"I'm sure there are questions."
"Aye, Sir. Some wonder why we seem to sail without destination."
"You have always been a smart lad. What are your thoughts?"
Mutt made a show of pondering, though in truth he had figured it out long before. "Well, Sir. We took on a cargo of gold without the usual secrecy. The casks we loaded seemed
too light to bear such a precious cargo. And now we sail idly in pirate waters...."
"Very good, Mutt. Go on."
"Well, Sir. If I had to guess, I'd say we was bait."
"Well done, man. Well done."
"I do have a question, Sir, if I may?"
"Of course, Mutt."
"Is it true that the pirate captain, Captain Oatlash... is a woman?"
Captain Bowie laughed.
"A woman? A pirate captain a woman?"
"Well, Sir, there are rumors."
"And that is all they are. A woman? Women are soft and fair and delicate, not the type to command men of the sea."
The Captains gaze turned to the portrait of his wife that hung above his desk. His hand drifted to the front of his trousers as he spoke.
"Yes, soft and delicate. God, I miss her so."
Mutt could see his Captain's member rise under the stroking of his hand. He knew what was coming, this was always the preamble, but he did not mind.
"Mutt? I know it has been a while. ..but would you...?"
"Of course, Sir."
Mutt knelt before his Captain and began to unbutton the heavy wool trousers. The Captain's long, slender cock sprang free, hard as a spar. Mutt took it in his mouth and began his ministrations. He licked it and sucked it as he had always done when his Captain grew lonesome for his wife. Captain Bowie's eyes never left the portrait of his lady, even when he shot his load of salty jism down Mutt's throat.
Mutt had just begun to straighten his Captain's uniform when a cry came from above-decks, "Sail ho! Red Sails to starboard!"
***
Combat is chaos. Combat at sea even more so. Countless historians have written endless tomes describing the great sea battles, but their work owes more to the art of fiction than the discipline of history. Mutt could not say how the H.M.S. Greystoke was lost, only that it was. The course of the battle he knew nothing of. He could only recall what transpired before his sweat-stung eyes.
When the cry of "sail ho" reached the Captain's ears, he flew from his quarters to the foredeck. So quickly did he depart, he left his spyglass behind. Mutt retrieved it from the desk. He also took a moment to wash his mouth with a swish and a gulp of the Captain's bottle of brandy. Then he raced to his master's side.
Captain Bowie stood at the rail, gazing at a speck in the distance. He took his spyglass from his man's hand without even acknowledging his presence. Mutt stood by, awaiting orders. The Captain peered through the glass for long minutes. The speck became a ship. A ship with red sails. As it drew closer, the familiar flag of the pirate could be seen billowing from its mast. But as the pirate ship drew near, it could be seen that instead of the usual skull and bones, the flag bore the image of a skull with a single rosebud clenched between its grinning teeth. As the pirate vessel tacked into the wind, the name on its stern grew visible - The Sappho. Closer still it came, until the form of its Captain could be seen on the forecastle. It was indeed a woman, and a woman indeed.
She was a proud beauty. The man's breeches she wore could do nothing to disguise the womanly swell of her hips. The loose cotton blouse she wore flapped open in the breeze, revealing that she wore no undergarments. Her breasts were unrestrained in the fashion of a wanton. Her hair was chopped as short as a man's and no rouge or powder painted her cheeks. A coiled whip hung from her wide, leather belt.
Mutt looked to his Captain as the pirate drew nearer and nearer, but still he made no move. He might have been a statue, but for the single tear that ran down his pale cheek. The crew was becoming restless. Mutt decided he must take matters into his own hands.
"All hands to battle stations! Beat general quarters! Open the gun ports!"
"Belay that order!"
"But, Captain..."
"I said belay that order. All hands prepare to repel borders"
"But Captain, shall we not fire a few salvos to soften her up?"
"You have your orders."
Mutt looked into his Captain's reddened eyes. He could only describe what he saw there as regret.
"You mean to take her alive?"
"You have your orders, Mutt. Look sharp."
Mutt dashed to the Captain's cabin to fetch his master's cutlass. As he took it from its hooks beneath the portrait of the Captain's wife, he took a moment to gaze longingly at her soft features and prim smile. His rough, sea life had only allowed him the pleasures of the wenches who haunted the docks of the many ports the Greystoke had visited, coarse harlots with hot mouths and strong thighs. He wondered for a moment what kind of lover such a delicate woman would be. Then he shook himself from his revery and raced to his Captain's side.
The Sappho did not fire at them, obviously unwilling to risk sending a cargo of gold to the depths. This battle would be fought steel on steel. The hulking freighter drew alongside. The Captain drew his blade. Mutt stood at his back, each hand filled with a double-edged bodkin. The pirates swarmed over the side of their ship as the two vessels collided starboard to starboard. The ring of steel and the screams of men filled the air. The captain cut a swath through the rogues, making his way towards the pirate queen. Mutt guarded his back, deflecting swords with cross blocks and drinking deep of pirate blood.
Soon the two captains stood face to face. Mutt pressed his back against his Captain's, to let him know it was protected and he could turn all his attention to disarming the wench. But Mutt heard no clash of steel, no grunts of combat. He lowered his guard as he turned to look behind him. He caught a glimpse of the two captains, staring into each other's eyes. Then a belaying pin crashed down on his skull and he saw no more.
It was a flicker of candlelight that greeted his eyes when they opened again. He was on a ship, this much he could tell. His wrists were clapped in irons. He was hanging naked by his hands from a beam in the hold of a ship. His captain was hanging with him, naked as he was. Belly to belly they hung. The Captain spoke to him.
"Are you injured, Mutt?"
"My head is a bit sore. My hands are tingling. But, no Sir. I'm fine. And yourself?" "Knifed through the heart, Mutt. Straight through the heart."
Mutt did not have to look down at his Captain's unmarked chest to know he was not speaking of a wound. At least not one that could be mended with suture. The sad look in his eyes told all.