CHAPTER 3: CATCH AND CONQUER
"No," Nick said, flatly. "No. Fuck off,
no.
"
Valerie had naively presumed that revving back and rolling down the window to show off the unconscious heap draped over the adjoining seat would enlighten the henchman cohort on how matters stood. However, she had failed to account for the fact that in Jack's absence, the person to whom command defaulted was, for some reason that frankly boggled the mind, Nick. Nick, who lay flat on his back with a hand over his eyes in the manner of romance heroines having the vapors. The others would not disperse without his avail, even if it would be far more sensible. Wonderful. It was like someone
wanted
to make everything as difficult as possible.
Valerie stopped the jeep, keeping the engine fired up, and threw the door open on her side of the vehicle. One of her hands was on the wheel, the other on the pommel of the askara sword, the blade of the same against Jack's neck β a split second development brought on by him getting shaken out of the seat by her abrupt braking and landing like a dead weight over her lap.
"Alright, this is how it'll go," she said, pointing at herself, the road, Jack, the sword and enunciating, with mordant slowness: "I'm leaving. I'm taking him. Don't follow."
Thankfully, everyone except Axis, who looked like he wanted to wring her head off her neck and drink from it as from a wine bottle, appeared ready to let her do just that and call it a day. Still, it all hinged on Nick, who'd finally moved, turning on his side in the dust to look at her.
He moved his hand to his hair, gripping his scalp in a familiar nervous tic, swore, as per his habit, and invoked Astara's name in vain twice. Then, making sure no parts of him moved that didn't need to, he lifted his torso until he lounged semi seated, one hand propping himself up and the other still picking at the frayed, crispy edges of his hair.
"
Notice you're fucking outnumbered?
" Nick barked. He wore a muted, less expressive variant of his customary rancorous grimace, as though being purposefully conservative in moving his face. Valerie recalled that when dunking him in gasoline, she'd emptied the container over his head before anything else, making it likely that the fire had taken to it with ease. Now that she noticed it, there was an unusual redness to his face. One too deep and raw looking to be explained away by him being congested with ire.
"Notice the hostage?" She wriggled her foot against the pedals, lamenting the time she didn't have to waste holding a standoff that, unless she'd read the room backwards, wasn't desired by either party. "I wasn't planning on spelling it out because I'd think it goes without saying, but I'm not asking
your excellency
for permission. You're going to stand down, and you won't follow me, or . . . well. You of all people should know how the rest of this sentence goes."
"You rabid fucking bitch!" Nick had better reflexes than one might think, given his performance during fights. Tragically, or perhaps fortunately, the ability was restricted to whipping out crass gestures. His right hand mimicked a K'peri death curse at her. The left one flipped her off in a more down to Earth fashion. Neither impressed nor amused, Valerie reached for the blaster stuck in the cup holder. She deliberately didn't hit the moron, but he definitely hurt himself twisting out of the way.
"
FUCK YOU!
"
"Kindly stop wishing the hand of rot on all my offspring, or whatever it is you are doing. I'd like to know whether you're letting up, or if we have an issue that
your
friend here will pay for in blood." Valerie moved the tip of the sword away from Jack's neck and to his nose. One slice. Just a little pressure. More slices, enough slices, and she'd be forever free from the ache the sight of his face induced. A cut along his throat β she needn't even cut widely or deeply, only strike true β and his voice wouldn't haunt her anymore either, gone or mangled beyond healing.
She could make him a silent stranger, someone she didn't have the false feeling of knowing.
Yet even if she did that, his song would remain.
"Like you would. I mean, who the fuck do you think you're kidding here, you're both loony bin escapees who can't get your shit together on your lonesome, let alone around each other. You think I haven't watched you do the '
oooh, this is a battle only one of us will survive!
' song and dance before? Only for something contrived to come up, every single time, at the last minute, so you just
have
to spare him? Come the fuck on with that bullshit!"
"Cicerny, did you see the psycho face she was pulling just now? She may be for real this time." Axis's support earned him a smile from Valerie herself, although he failed to appreciate it and drew back as though she'd bared her teeth. "Seriously, she was looking at him like she'd eat him alive, I wouldn't put it pastβ"
"I'd be a lot more worried if I didn't suspect he'd be into it, you know?"
"
That's enough
." Byron stepped in, sighing heavily as he knocked Axis, who'd been about to make another snarling remark, out of the way. He gave the askara sword a look more cursory than concerned before facing her. Valerie pegged him as a member of team '
She Wouldn't, Not Really'
. Funny how they were all making calls when she herself remained both unaffiliated and undecided.
"Redmont, Cicerny is technically in charge if you follow the chain of command, but since Lady Maz didn't plan on ever dying, the chain of command is based on favoritism rather than knowing one's head from one's ass. We can't have that right now, so I'm taking over from him. Problem, man?" Nick shook his head quickly and with all too transparent relief. Looking like he hadn't expected anything different, Byron returned his attention to her. "What are your terms?"
"Are you sure you are more competent than he is, if you failed to notice that I've already named them?" Valerie affected a sigh and moved the sword back to Jack's neck so as to tempt herself less. "Fuck off and don't follow. That'll be all."
"On one condition."
This is not a negotiation
, she wanted to snap back, but nevertheless jutted out her chin to signal her willingness to at least listen. The less time she wasted arguing the better, and the condition might be something that wouldn't encumber her much. She'd rather set a bad precedent than make more work for herself for the sake of not giving an inch.
With Jack, she would not have relented. He needed a firm hand, couldn't be allowed to gain ground, couldn't be yielded to, would always make her regret any point she let him score. Byron, in contrast, was some guy who'd made a cursed career choice and wanted to see this stalemate end even more ardently than she did.
"Yeah?"
"Whatever else you end up doing," his expression telegraphed a conviction that 'whatever' meant 'endeavoring to be an endless nuisance', and Valerie couldn't say he was wrong there β "Don't kill Aramis. I don't think you will either way, but just so we have that settled, don't. Dump him in the desert once you're out of town, whatever, whichever."
"You don't think I will," Valerie bit out, frostily and with no small amount of irritation. With the glaring β literally, figuratively β exception of Axis, that appeared to be a shared assumption. A fact that, beyond being irksome, didn't sit well with her in ways she could not name. "Well, far be it from me to disappoint. He'll live. Now buzz off."
She pulled the door closed with a slam that made at least one of them jump. Then, fast, expecting them to haul themselves out of the way, she reversed out of the alley and onto the main road, pivoting the vehicle so it spun a perfect quarter circle to the left.