Ah, the shit people do when they think nobody's looking, now that's some fucked up stuff. Pardon my French. My name is Jasmine Altidor. I was born in the town of Cap-Haitien in the island of Haiti and raised in the province of Ontario, Canada. These days I attend Ryerson University in the City of Toronto, where I study civil engineering. Working as a security guard wasn't paying the bills so I supplemented my income by working as a stripper. My strip joint is called the Golden Slipper, and it's in downtown Toronto. I'm one of four Black females among the throngs of White women working there. Doesn't bother me none because us Black chicks are popular with the clients. We got cute bodies and hot booties. The White chicks for the most part tend to be flat in the ass department, except for the French Canadian and Brazilian women. They're alright.
I don't consider myself particularly religious but sometimes I attend the All Worlds Church, a Nigerian church located in the City of Toronto. The Pastor of the church is a Nigerian guy, as are most of the congregation. There are Haitians, Jamaicans, Lebanese, Cameroonians, Brazilians, Ethiopians, Dominicans and Cubans among them now because the mostly Nigerian church has been trying to diversify. They have locations in other parts of Canada as well as several countries in the continent of Africa and the islands of the Caribbean. All Worlds Church even opened up a university somewhere in the vastness of Africa. I guess they're doing big things. I got chased out of the biggest Haitian church in Toronto so All Worlds Church has become my spiritual home. Yes, I am sinning by working as a stripper but I don't give a shit what people think. I am who I am. I do what I do because I got bills to pay.
It's expensive to live in the City of Toronto. One of the biggest cities in the continent of North America. Right up there with New York and the others. It's the business capital of Canada. Home of the lame-ass Raptors. I'm more of a football gal and I support the Toronto Argonauts professional football team in the Canadian Football League. If I wasn't studying civil engineering, I'd want to do sports broadcasting. They need some color on Canadian television. For real. I'm five-foot-eleven, not skinny but not fat, but curvy where it counts. I have dark brown skin, long Black hair which I braided into neat cornrows and I also have big tits, wide hips and a big round ass. What they call a ghetto booty around these parts. Anyhow, I was working the stripper pole at work last Friday night when I noticed a familiar face among the throngs of men glaring at me and the other chicks as we did our thing.
Tall and very good-looking Black guy in a business suit. Are my eyes deceiving me or is that Kelvin Wahid? Why, it was him! None other than the only son of Pastor Kline Wahid, the Nigerian-born and Oxford-educated Pastor of the All Worlds Church of Toronto, Ontario? Kelvin Wahid was considered a big wig around the All Worlds Church. Not only was he the preacher man's son, but he also had an MBA from Carleton University in the City of Ottawa, Ontario, and worked for the Royal Bank of Canada's Dominion Securities division. I'd recognize Kelvin's exotic good looks anywhere. The dude was Black, yes, but with a lot of other stuff in him. You see, his father Pastor Kline Wahid was biracial, born to a Lebanese Christian father and Nigerian mother in northern Nigeria. His family emigrated to the City of London, England, where he attended Oxford University. He worked in business and financing before going to Theology School and becoming a pastor. He married a Black woman from Ethiopia, Susan Tilahun, the future First Lady of All Worlds Church and the mother of Kelvin Wahid, enfant terrible of Toronto, Ontario.
Yep, I'd recognize Kelvin Wahid's mug anywhere. There he was, standing with a couple of his buddies. They were getting a lap dance from Candy Wilds also known as Jennifer O'Shea, this blonde-haired White chick with a big ass. She's half Irish and half Brazilian. Kelvin and his buddies were so absorbed into what Candy Wilds was doing that they didn't notice me. I finished my dance, then discreetly took a few pictures of Kelvin and his pals. I got a perfect shot of Kelvin reaching for Candy's big pale ass, and I definitely got a ton of pictures of him and his buddies getting tossed out of the club by the bouncers because no man is allowed to touch the strippers in the club. Half the time, the bouncers are dating the strippers and the female bartenders or they're good friends so they love roughing up clients who try to touch the ladies. That's how we do at the Golden Slipper, ladies and gentlemen. You can look but you can't touch. As for me, I smiled to myself. Looks like I got myself another meal ticket. I guess it's true what they say. The sons and daughters of preachers tend to be the wildest of the bunch. And sonny is about to get a rude surprise from yours truly.
Finding out where Kelvin Wahid worked was all too easy. The Wahid family loves to brag about what they do, what they own and where they go on vacation. Insert names like Paris, Rio De Janeiro, London, Johannesburg and Amsterdam. I went to the Royal Bank of Canada's Dominion Securities office in downtown Toronto and pretended to be dropping off a surprise for my 'boyfriend' Kelvin Wahid. The clerk I spoke to practically salivated at the sight of me and told me he'd make sure Kelvin Wahid got the message. Inside an envelope, Kelvin Wahid would see doubles of the pictures of him and his buddies in the strip club with that trashy slut Candy. Shots of them getting thrown out. And all that jazz. Inside the envelope was a cellphone number, belonging to a prepaid account. Within half an hour, I got a call from Kelvin Wahid.