As I think back on that night, I'm very proud of the way I reacted. Instead of charging into the bedroom and beating the hell out of my wife, I left and collected my thoughts. I parked down by the river and got drunk. About half way through my second 6 pack, a friend of mine, Jim, pulled his car alongside mine. "What's up?" he asked.
"Well, I've had a fairly bad night, so I'm drowning my sorrows in Budweiser and weed," I explain as I pass him a joint through the window. "I came home early to surprise my wife and found her eating something she's not suppose to be eating."
"So what? What was she eating?" Jim asked.
"A big black cock."
"Wow. That's gotta hurt. Did you kick his ass?"
"Nope. I walked out, bought some beer and came here," I explained.
"What are you gonna do?"
"I'm pondering my choices. The way I look at it, I have two. I can wait until morning to go home and not let on that I know. Or I can go back home now and beat the shit out of her boyfriend and tell her how it's gonna be."
"I'd have blood on my hands already if it were me," Jim said. "I say you go get the fucker."
"Wanna have some fun?" I said as I smiled.
"Sure. Let's go." Jim shut off his Firebird and hopped in my car. We threw some ideas back and forth until I was satisfied. We drove to my house and parked a block away so we wouldn't disturb anyone. We snuck to the back of the house and walked in very quietly. We stopped in the kitchen to grab what we needed and continued on toward the bedroom. As we approached, I could hear the bed springs squeaking ever so faintly. I looked at Jim and whispered, "We're in luck. He's still here." I almost respected the size of this guys balls. It takes a hell of a man to lay pipe to another man's wife in his bed, when he's not around. Was she planning to wash the sheets, or was she just going to let me lie down in the crust from his wet spot and not say a word? I got more and more pissed as I reached for the door handle.
I looked at Jim and nodded. This was it. I pushed the door open very slowly and we crouched down and walked toward the bed quietly. When we got next to the bed, I could hear the moaning start to come from my wife. Jim dove on top of the guy banging my wife and held him down with all of his strength. As soon as Jim was locked in place, I took the rolling pin I had taken from the kitchen and shoved as much of it into this bastard's ass as I could manage with both my hands. He screamed instantly and then his scream evolved into a cry. He sounded truly sorry that he had picked my wife to shove his cock into. After the third shove of my weapon, my wife began to cry and scream also. "Shut up or you're both fucking dead," I warned them. They slowly stopped the screaming, and I informed them what was happening. "I'm done with you. You can get your clothes and get the fuck out," I told the man as I turned on the light and got my first look at the man who was feeding his pork to my wife.