I was taking one of my rare vacations, off to a resort as usual. I enjoy walking on beaches in the hot sun, seeing the sights, relaxing. My idea of a great vacation is spending a lot of time sitting on my ass getting waited on hand and foot.
I don't get to sit on my ass a lot most of the year.
Of course there is always the chance to meet someone and get laid. I am not too bad to look at, 32 with most of my hair, I can still see everything more than 3 feet away and I have glasses for anything closer. I come in just under 200# and at 6' I guess one could say I am in shape, and all in all not that bad to look at.
So getting laid is always a maybe.
The beach at this resort came right up to a little seawall. There was a nice elevated pool right out front between the seawall and the hotel, my room looked out over it. I liked that, I could sit out on the balcony and look down at the gals sunning themselves, neat. Well, in my mind I had hopes.
Of course the pool was surrounded by tubby middle-aged moms with screaming kids running back and forth, no way to relax there, nothing really worth watching.
I wandered down to the pool anyway, got a brew from the outside bar, headed off towards the Ocean. There was a few couples sitting around on blankets, nothing interesting, so I headed off down the beach.
There was a lot of beach, I couldn't see the end of it, I just kept walking. It was getting kinda hot, I wiggled my toes and buried my feet to cool them off a little. I tried walking into the surf, that worked but made it worse on the hot sand so I just stayed close by the water.
Wading through the surf caused me to miss the sign that read "Clothing optional". I came up over a little rise and suddenly I was less then 10 feet from three very attractive half naked ladies.
Well, two of them were half naked, one was ALL naked! The all naked one was on her belly, hair in a bun, shiny and deep brown, slick looking from the oil all over her. A skinny flat chested blonde was stretched out on her back, looking a bit pinkish to me. She was obviously new at this since her tiny little tits were whitish pink, it wouldn't be long before she needed to cover up or burn. Looking up, my eyes stopped at this nothing short of spectacular redhead standing at the foot of the blankets.
It startled me, I stood there for a second. Just as I was preparing to say "excuse me" and let them be, the one standing glared at me and said, "So what the fuck are you staring at, pervert?"
That startled me even more, I muttered some kind of inane apology, turned away reluctantly, she really was spectacular.
"Yea, that's it! Scurry off to your hole, pervert! Coming down here dressed to catch a peek, huh?"
Her hands were on her hips now, facing me. No effort to cover up her breasts at all. No sign of implants, so help me, God had outdone himself on this woman..still..the situation wasn't friendly at all.
I was backing away, she wasn't easing up.
"Go on, run! I hope you got your jollies, asshole!"
I left, to say I was half pissed off would be an understatement. I could hear the laughter of them for quite a distance, that didn't help.
"Dressed?" I thought, my ears burning. I had on a pair of shorts and a T-shirt. I was of half a mind to drop everything and go back over there and wave my 8" dick in her goddamned face but I figured that would get me arrested.
I went back to the Hotel, sat in the bar and sulked. Spoiled my whole damned day, mouthy bitch.
That evening, I went down to the little steak house just off the main lobby, I was sitting there with a gob of some kind of plant I didn't recognize, and a hefty chunk of grilled meat pretending to be a steak when I heard her again.
"Hey look! It's that pervert from the beach this morning!"
I looked over, here sat the same Redhead, not 20 feet from me. She already had everyone else in the goddamned room looking at me, curious.
Same two gals with her, they kept looking at me, smiling at my discomfort. The skinny one had her legs open, damn thong snugged up so tight her snatch bulged, I forced myself to some success to not look. Wolfing down half of the meal, I beat a retreat.
"He sure is easy to scare off!"
I heard that over my shoulders as I left the room, headed for the bar. I was wishing that she was a man so I could reach out and box her ears. I sulked at the bar some more, the idea of shutting the cunt up by stuffing my cock in her face popped in my head.
I was on my 2nd brew when sure as hell, here they came. Of course they had to plop down right in front of me just 2 tables away. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but they all kept looking at me. That damned skinny blonde was still at it with the thong, obviously trying to get me to look so they could tease me some more.
"Fuck them!" I thought, I stood my ground. Finally they finished their silly drinks with all the vegetables in them and left. I took a deep breath and relaxed.
Nothing much was going on, a singer arrived and started doing some Creedance songs which might have been fine if he wasn't Chinese with a lisp. When he got to "Pwoud Mawy" that did it, I was starting to hate this resort.
I damn near broke the fucking elevator button, the thing arrived and I hopped in, poked 8 for my floor. Of course it stopped on 6 which irritated me even more. The doors opened, here stood the Redhead.
No place to run, I expected her to not get on but she marched in as I stood there braced. She looked at the 8 button lit, stepped back.
Not a word.