(INTERIOR CLUB - Darkness illuminated by strobe lights. Loud music plays.)
Jesus Christ, what is she wearing?
âStupid.â I mentally chastise myself for taking the Lordâs name in vain. My eyes roam beyond the bar, following the woman with the chain-link blouse.
âExcuse me?â
Shit. I guess it wasnât mentally after all. âEr...nothing.â
âRight.â The guy sitting next to me, who I thought had previously been eyeing my dĂ©colletage (as Miranda called it--I think itâs a fancy word for cleavage), angles himself away from me little.
Donât stick your dick in crazy, right? I unintentionally giggle at the thought. He turns some more. Smart guy. A little too smart, now that I look at his shoes. Church girls arenât supposed to have gaydar, but if we did...
âWhat are you still doing over here?â Miranda nearly falls into me, saving herself with a well-placed hand on my shoulder.
âWaiting for my drink.â
âYou donât wait for drinks. You wait for a man to buy a drink for you.â She enunciates slowly, waving her arm towards the crowd when she reaches the word âman.â
The bartender places a mint julep on the counter in front of me.
âI donât want to use a man just to get alcohol. Plus, this one was free. The bartender told me it was on the house.â
She squints at me suspiciously. âThe only time a bartender gives you a drink on the house is if you look like a big tipper or they want to jump your bones. I donât think sheâs a lesbian, and you donât scream big bucks. That is weird.â
I give her a playful shove, nearly sending her tumbling into Mr. Smart Shoes, who is still sitting next to me. One incendiary glare later, he picks up his drink and begins to stalk the periphery of the dance floor.
âI donât think he likes you much.â
âI tend to have that effect on people.â I woefully sip my drink. âJason is my latest victim.â
âJason? The dog groomer?â
âYep. He asked me to go out tonight.â I take a big gulp from my glass to block out the shame I feel for brushing him off.
âAnd I take it you said no.â
âHeâs not my type.â
âMm hmm. Well, letâs find your type, shall we?â She takes the glass out of my hands, places it on the bar, and grabs me by the wrist. As we approach the dance floor, she yells into my ear. âThis DJ is from Prague. He only plays on the most exclusive nights.â
I know nothing about music, so who am I to argue? With a courageous straightening of my spine, I follow her into the throng of bouncing bodies and gyrating hips. Maybe, I think, the magic she promised me is only a mint julep and a dark handsome stranger away.
Like the universe can read my mind, an enormous shadowy figure appears out of the corner of my eye. In the flash of strobe light I see olive skin, sharp cheekbones, dark, unruly hair. Then I see nothing. Where did he go? I turn my head and gaze hard at the spot where he just was.
Miranda is still pulling us forward, but the crowd is unyielding. She begins to pull in a different direction.
I look around again. Heâs left my field of vision. But I know heâs there, unseen and looming, in the mass of people behind me. Thereâs no way to explain how I know it, but his purpose is clear: me. Like an animal that knows it is being hunted, the fine hairs along my arms raise in anticipation and my breath catches.