The Chairman of the Board of Argent Inc. was a bear of a man and had a reputation as a bully. He looked, when he came through the door of the hotel suite, like both. A bear and a bully. Anil, Usha and I bowed. It was the great man's first time in Singapore. We were staying at the Shangri La Hotel. We had the Moonlight suite. The slide show was set up in the bar alcove, off the dining area. The projector sat on the bar itself, the screen against the opposite wall. One large easy chair was set out in front of the bar for the great man to sit in. Anil had joked that it looked like a throne. I had shushed him to silence. (Great men have ears, everywhere.)
'Who're you,' he growled at me as he came through the door and we bowed. But his eyes were on Usha.
'Peter Dunn,' I told him, holding out my hand. 'I'm from the Swiss office, Geneva. This is Anil Mhurta. It's his Spring Collection we're viewing. This is Usha, his wife.' Usha was helping us lay out some of the clothes, then she would leave
'Models?' he snapped, eyes staying on Usha.
'Two,' I responded, beginning to be embarrassed on Anil's behalf. The poor guy had only been married a matter of weeks, but the chairman's eyes were all over his wife like greasy hot gravy. If it had not been for this special presentation to the Chairman Anil would still be on his honeymoon. (Usha was a stunner. Whoever got married to her deserved a long honeymoon, in my book.)
'Let em go,' the Chairman snapped, his eyes (thankfully) releasing poor Usha. 'What's her name?' he nodded at Usha.
'Usha,' I said, repeating what I'd already told him. 'Usha Mhurta, Anil's wife,' I added, pointedly, hoping he heard me this time.
'Usha can model,' he said, making for the bar.
Anil's eyes caught mine. 'Help!' they said.
But what could I do? I was finance. I was only here to work out the figures with Anil if the Great Man decided to buy his collection. There were three levels, at least, between me and the Board. Usha just stared. First at the back of the huge man, then at her husband, then -- pleadingly -- at me. I had to do my bit. 'Usha's not really a model,' I tried, following the Chairman to the bar and wondering if I was about to be cut down to size by this man, with the fearsome reputation.
He ignored me. Choosing instead to throw at Anil, 'You think your wife looks good enough to model your clothes?'
Anil stared at me. The Chairman reached the bar, turned, and snapped at Anil: 'Well?'
Anil glanced at Usha. So did I. Voluptuous curves you wanted to hold. Kiss-me quick lips. A secretive fuck-me expression, and huge brown eyes that whispered, Bed! Usha looked well good enough!
'Of course,' said Anil, 'but ...'
' "But" nothing. If she's good enough she's good enough. Usha it is.' And with that he reached for a bottle of Bourbon. I went to help. Usha's huge doe-like eyes flitted from husband, to Chairman, to me. But what could I do? I got the tray of ice from the fridge behind the bar.
I was on my second drink. I think we all were, when Usha was off getting changed. The chairman, after spending an age on the clothes set out on the bed, had carefully selected a silver knit silk dress. Both Anil and I breathed a sigh of relief when we saw what he chose. We had half expected him to kit Anil's gorgeous looking wife in scanty lingerie, or something you could see through, but he didn't. The dress he chose would cover most of her obvious charms. It was high collared, ankle length, had buttons all the way down the back. (Anil had to slip out for a minute, to help her do them up.) I thought she'd look safe in that -- but boy, was I wrong!
When she came through the door the knitted silk had taken on a form-hugging slinkiness which set off her curves to an almost indecent degree. Her earlier suit had shown more leg, but the silk of the dress clung like a second skin to every inch of her. And every inch of her was spectacular! She had her hair drawn back from a lovely face, eyes done up just so. Under the rimless glasses she wore she looked like an innocent girl, but once you got lower -- Look out! Down below she exploded into shape like an animal. You wanted to eat her!
'Can you work a projector?' asked the Chairman of the Board, seeming not to notice how she looked. I closed my mouth.
"Yes," I replied.
"Not you. The lady,' snapped the Chairman.
'I don't know,' she stammered, clearly nervous, eyes darting towards the projector that sat on top of the bar. 'I've never tried.'
'Anil,' the Chairman shot him a glance that could have been friendly, or threatening, or challenging -- it was difficult to figure which. 'Show your wife how to operate the projector. We can do the slide presentation first, then move on to the clothes.' With that, he turned to me. Anil and Usha forgotten. 'So, Dunn,' he said -- I was on last name terms, I noted, unlike Anil and Usha. But in fairness, I hardly looked like Usha. And Usha wasn't mine! -- 'Talk me through the presentation.'
So I did. We were trying out some new manufacturers for a range of 'Trendy' outfits for Summer. All were based in Udder Pradesh, in Southern India, which is where Anil was from. We were trying to sell the Chairman on the idea of expanding into India to take up the slack caused by the recent closure of some Chinese and Philippine factories. Anil, and Usha -- whose family was heavily involved, financially, in one of the factories -- were here to promote the products. It meant a lot to them. Hence the importance of this meeting.
I finished my spiel. My own position was neutral. If it made financial sense to buy the collection I was all for it, but I didn't get involved with the products, nor the style, (at which the Chairman considered himself the ultimate expert in any case). The Chairman knocked back his drink, hauled himself from the throne-like chair in front of the bar like a buffalo lurching from a mud hole. The chair was aimed at the screen on the opposite wall, its back to the bar.
'You ready?' he snapped at the others, making for the bottle of bourbon.
'Yes,' replied Anil turning from the bar. Usha now stood behind it, remote control in hand, projector in front, looking nervous. And stunning!
'I'll stand, you sit,' said the Chairman, pouring himself another drink and having Usha put the bottle back in the shelf behind the bar. Anil stared at me. There was only one chair, the throne. We'd brought through from next door. It was meant for the Chairman. That and a couple of bar stools that hardly looked able to take the great man's bulk. I tried to help.
'We though you might like the chair,' I suggested, half expecting to be ripped to shreds. But he didn't rip me to shreds.
'Prefer to stand,' he said, elbow on the bar. 'Anil can sit on the chair.'
I gave Anil a shrug. He took the huge chair with its back to the bar. Sank into it.
'You can comment as we go,' said the Chairman. 'Ready when you are.'
And that was that.
I went for the lights, turned them down. Went back and stood at the end of the bar, nursing my drink. Usha flicked on the first slide. Anil started to talk about the clothes on the model in the slide. I took another sip of my drink. 'Focus's off,' said The Chairman. Everyone froze. 'Talk on,' he went on, conversationally, no sign of this temper we'd expected. In fact, he sounded relaxed. But the focus looked fine to me. Next thing I know he's rounding me to get in to the back of the bar. Where Usha was.
Once into the small space behind the bar he towered over Usha like a grizzly bear. She was staring at the apparently 'out-of-focus' projector as if it were a snake about to strike. The Chairman, stretching around her, started fiddling with the focus. Little on the screen seemed to change. Usha held still, the control in her hand. Anil prattled on about the dress on the screen and the material it was made of, and the details of the seam work, and the stitching, and the length ... etc.
'Okay,' said the chairman. Anil started to turn.
'FACE THE FRONT!' The Chairman roared, freezing us again. (Now THAT was the Chairman I'd heard about, I thought, holding steady as a rock.) 'YOUR job, Mister,' he was addressing the back of Anil's now quivering head, 'is to look at the clothes on the screen, and tell me why I should buy them. You can't do that if you're looking back here. Capiche?'
'Yes sir,' said Anil, ears red, head resolutely pointed at the screen.