*** An Unsolicited Pixie Intervention Ch. 02 ***
"Honey? Sweetie you were shouting. What's wrong? Why are you on the floor?"
There I was, feeling pretty fucking stupid because I was lying there in a ball with my eyes wide open and making these groaning noises like I had a stomach cramp or some shit, just to cover up my enormous erection and buy time till it went down.
That little Pixie bitch had somehow gotten into my room, shoved a couple of silicone balls and a long silicone tube into my urethra, then plowed it all home with her tiny fist followed by her entire goddamn arm!
Oh it would probably pay to mention that she was all of 10"s tall including the rainbow platform shoes.
And sparks and glitter kept coming off her for some unknown reason.
Fuck me was she hot though! And she had the tightest looking little body.
NO! No I'm getting side tracked.
Pixie, tiny, shoved things in my urethra, then played around with a smartphone and suddenly my junk started to grow. And grow. And GROW!
Look go read chapter 1, it'll make more sense then.
I always knew I was about average downstairs and I never had a problem with it.
I'm fit enough. I run a lot which helps me maintain a nice athletic physique so a decent body with an average cock and a winning personality means I do well enough with the ladies.
But while I never had a problem with my size I, like most guys, always fantasised about being bigger.
Unlike most guys though my fantasies leaned more towards the ludicrous.
And honestly I never even considered logistics!
I mean I'd dream of having something like, 14"s long. Never even considering that nobody would want that inside them! Let alone how few could legitimately accommodate it in any fashion other than a hug.
Plus what would life be like trying to pack a thing like that into hiding? Lots of baggy pants I can only assume. For now.
So maybe the Pixie read my thoughts.
Or went through my phone and found all the roleplays I'd done over the years.
Or the cock morph porn...
Look, either way, a Pixie broke into my room, fucking paralyzed me, then made my cock almost double in size before disappearing into a cloud of rage-glitter.
Leaving me all alone with a ragingly hard 11" cock and the soft, gentle touch of my very concerned mother to deal with.
Second most annoying of all is the fact that I shouldn't even be here!
I was only back in town for my little sisters 18th birthday. I SHOULD be in another state entirely enjoying my freedom and new job. But here I am. Crammed into my old bedroom in the family home. Getting non-consensually abused by mythical fey creatures and patted by my mother like I'm 6 years old and woken up with a tummy ache.
"N-nothing mom, it's all good I just. Nightmare just, just go back to bed."
Nice, that'll totally convince her.
"Bullshit it's nothing. Who falls out of bed from a nightmare? What's going on. Did you bring drugs into my house?"
Guess where I get my aforementioned winning personality from?
"Seriously? Nnnngh. No it's not, it was just fffff. It was just a nightmare and I fell. Just gimme some space yeah? Go back to bed."
This was going great, totally how I wanted my first day back in town to go.
"Oh calm down I was joking. Plus it's almost morning so I'm staying up, like you. Now let me take a look at you, you've obviously hurt something if you can't even be a smart arse properly."
My mum stood and turned to the doorway to flick the light on.
My pupils dilated angrily and I scrunched my eyes shut, curling around myself a little tighter and letting out a legitimate groan this time.
I had a sneaky feel of my crotch and, yep, still like fucking rebar.
Terrific.
Mum knelt down beside me again and placed a hand on my shoulder as I groaned.
She'd taken to getting her nails done regularly these days and they were long acrylics fashioned to a rounded point. Jet black in contrast to her light complexion.
"Stop pretending to be a bloody prawn and show me where you're injured, I have to know if you need the first aid kit. Oh stop grabbing it and show me."
The last command was punctuated by a slap to the arm.
"No! Fuck off I'm fine!"
There was silence for a short period.
I kept my eyes clamped shut to continue the ruse. In hindsight I really should have opened them because I would have seen it coming.
Searing fucking pain, for the second time this morning, erupted into my brain.
This time however it was coming from the back of my arm as my mother put those new nails of hers to work and dug them into the tender flesh of my triceps.
The resulting effect was the entire extension of my spine along with some rather impressive noodly flailing of all my limbs.
I screamed like a man.
As my head thrashed and I looked about I caught a brief glimpse of the smug satisfied grin on my mother's pretty face.
I also saw her eyes go from self satisfaction to wide eyed shock.
A massive grin blossomed on her face and both hands clapped over her mouth as she let out a barking laugh.
I was incredibly thankful that her talons were off my arm.
I was less than enthralled to find out why she was staring, smiling and giggling.
"Hoooooly shit! Um, well I don't recall THAT from when you were little haha. Someone's had a growth spurt. Oh dear did you need some special alone time sweetie?"
In a less than elegant fashion I grabbed at my pyjama pants to stop them falling down further as I scrambled backwards to the bed where I sat with my knees under my chin, doing the best I could to cover my massive erection.
"Jesus mum seriously?!? I'm twenty fucking three! I don't need 'Special alone time' I... COULD YOU STOP FUCKING STARING AT MY CROTCH ALREADY?! IT'S WEIRD!"
She clapped her hands together and laughed, throwing her head back.
The motion set her, quite large for her frame, breasts to jiggling under her dressing gown.
I immediately flushed red as I realised I was looking at my own mums tits.
When she looked back at me she noticed my blush and I guess she assumed it was embarrassment for being caught out with a hard-on.
"Ok, ok I'm sorry I'll leave you alone. I was just curious is all. I've never seen one that... HUGE before. I mean except in porn. Oh my god have you ever heard of Danny D? He's got this massive-"
Her hands came up and she looked in awe at an invisible cock as her palms slowly spread apart from each other.
"MUM! WEIRD! You're being weird! I don't wanna discuss porn with my own mother!"