Al's Pre-Owned Slaves
053024.2
It's a con. But she's worth it.
All characters are over 18 years old. This is non-consensual fiction.
A Stroker Ace production
There was a young lady from Niger
who went for a ride on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
with the lady inside and
a smile on the face of the tiger.
Al's Pre-Owned Slaves
One day. One day he would quit this fucked up rat race. He would save some money; move to Alaska or someplace where a man could still be a man; hunting and fishing. Where he could come home to his log cabin in the woods and have his girl waiting silently for him beside a roaring fireplace; naked with her legs open. One day.
Today, Bill Lowman looked through the spotless windshield of his SUV. In the morning light Al's Pre-Owned Slaves looked like a bank building that you see beside strip-malls. That is except for the company name in giant letters across the building. And the big sign screaming, SLAVE DAYS SALE. Beneath that, there was fine print that was almost impossible to read, but Bill knew it by heart.
'All sales final. Slaves comply with all applicable laws and regulations. All slaves have a verified and documented Slave Registration Number, as per law. Slaves are documented disease free at time of sale. All slaves are of legal age.'
He forced his salesman's smile, it was time to go in and start the work week.
Monday morning sales meeting was given by Dave Keyhoe, the sales manager. Dave was a thin tall man with a penchant for wearing cowboy boots. He also ran the day-to-day operations at Al's. The owner, known only as A. Fromsett, was never seen at her own store. Aside from knowing she was very rich, she was a mystery.
Dave looked around the showroom to see if everyone was present. The salesmen and women had taken chairs from their offices and gathered around him in the showroom. Dave stood where everyone could see him, on the low circular platform under the hologram projector.
"The sales team is all here, we can begin. Today we welcome our new sales associate, Linda Wagner.
"Wait, where's Norman?," a voice from the back called out.
"We had to let Norman go," Dave replied, upset at being interrupted.
"But he and his wife just bought a house. And she is due in four weeks!"
"My hands were tied! His numbers were in the toilet. We need volume. For the new sales woman, let me explain how the operation works."
"We scour the slave auction houses across the country looking for pre-owned female slaves at bargain prices. Some have had multiple owners, others have lost some of their beauty. They are shipped here and housed in our inventory center behind this building. It cost us to house and feed the product. We make that back with the 100% markup. But the operation relies on volume, moving product and closing sales."
"We carry pre-owned only. Everyday people can't afford 'first timers'. Pre-owned is expensive enough, most people take out a 108 month loan. With high interest rates and late charges, they don't realize it, but most will be paying for 10 yrs."
Everyone likes 'first-timers' because they are a clean slate. Masters can train them the way they want.
"The rich people that you see, on screen, with their beautiful slaves walking behind them, and made to kneel at their feet for pictures; girls new to the collar, like that go for $400,000. & up."
"Now I have a special offer for you. You can win an all-expense paid trip to Hawaii for you and one other."
Dave stepped off the small platform and the projector spun to life. The hologram warmed up and an image of a late 20's thin girl in a bikini appeared. She had long pink hair. The hologram shimmered and the image changed. She was now dancing nude. Her breasts were tiny mosquito bites. A big tattoo covered her diaphragm. She could have been a boy, too thin, no curves, glasses. Sex drives the slave business. And she didn't have it.
"Close a sale on her at List price, and the trip is yours!"
"I never got my tickets to Las Vegas, from December," the voice in back broke the silence.
"I told you, I'm looking into it," Dave replied with anger in his voice.
"Now listen up! You in back get your hand out of your pants and listen up. This is important!- I had to let the SRN administrator go. From now on, when a new SRN number is required, the salesman will submit the SRN forms. Once you are issued a new SRN number, take that to our receptionist, Cathy. She will enter it on the computer."
"Simple. Right? That's why you earn the big bucks."
● THE MARK
That afternoon a middle aged couple drove in. It was Bill's turn so he welcomed them into the showroom.
"Welcome to Al's Pre-Owned Slaves Showroom. How would you like a certified slave girl to cuddle, I mean read to you. Or perhaps your pretty wife here needs a little help around the kitchen? Bill Lowman here, and you are?"
"Dan Morgan and my wife Jessie. This young lady is my daughter Nina and my son Alex. We heard of your sale on the radio and just wanted to look around." Dan, the father, said.
Bill read his customer,
'Dan has soft hands, works an office job, probably got a promotion and is looking to move up.'
"We at Al's have a huge inventory of very pretty, low owners, near virgin slaves. We have red heads, blondes, tall and short. Why don't you tell me what you need a slave for?"
As Bill talked he led the Morgan family to the hologram projector. Checking that it was set to 'slide show' he turned it on.
Immediately a static filled image turned perfectly clear and sharp; an image of a woman dressed in traditional slave attire, standing and then turning for the camera. The positions showed her figure and then her face, while her stats, such as age, height, weight, scrolled by on the bottom of the hologram. The last four digits of her slave registration number (SRN) was given on top of the image. Twenty five seconds later, she was replaced with the image of another slave.
"As you can see, we have all types." Bill said proudly.
"Do you have men?," Jessie asked.
Bill thought,
'older, married a long time, confident in her marriage.'
"No. Not at Al's. We found that the demand for male slaves is too low. We were only selling two or three a year. It's just not profitable."
"Oh gross! Gawd! Their dresses are so fugly! I would never wear that crap!" Nina frowned.
Bill, always the salesman, quietly assessed the young woman speaking; '
5'4" 120 pounds, natural blonde, 19 or 20.'
"It is traditional slave attire. It's based on the ancient Roman tunic dress. It's designed to look like one piece of fabric over front and back. It has a very deep 'V' neckline, very, very, high slits on the sides and tied at the waist with a decorative rope. I am told that the slave feels almost naked while wearing it," Bill explained as the slide show continued.
"Can you bring back 9361? I think that's the one."
"Would you like to see her in person? It takes a couple of minutes to pull her from inventory."
"Is there someplace where we could talk?" Dan wanted to know.
Bill recognized his look. Dan wanted to talk about his real reason for making such an expensive purchase and he didn't want to say it in front of his family.
Yes. Of course. In my office. Jessie, Nina and Alex, there are ladies magazines over there and even a new X7 game machine. Help yourself to coffee, snacks and soft drinks."
● Bill Lowman's office
"So let me get this straight. Dan, you want a slave girl for your, let's call it, your pleasure. Your wife thinks it will be a family slave girl, but she is for you. Is that right?"
"Yes."
"You have cash but need to finance the rest. And then cover the remaining cost by trading in your Jessie. Is that right?"
"Yes."
"OK. First of all, we at Al's are totally legal. Our inventory is certified disease free. All transactions are legal and comply with age restrictions. Unlike some shops on the other side of town. Now, do you have a government approved ID and a marriage certificate? Jessie must be your legal wife, for you to sell her. In fact, give me your papers on all your family so I can verify names and ages. Everyone must be over 18."
"Everything looks good. Marriage certificate is valid. Jessie is 48, Nina is 20 and Alex 18. That's the first hurdle."
"We have your pick, slave, 9361. She is attractive, younger than Jessie. We agreed upon a price, $110,000 + registration, tax and insurance. Now we have to discuss the trade-in."
"Well, there is one thing you should know," Dan said sheepishly. "I haven't told her yet."
"And you want me to do it. Okay, okay. I've been here before, and it can get emotional. I am bringing in a couple of other salesmen Mark and Linda, to help."
● INSPECT
"Well, there you have it, Jessie." She was sitting in the guest chair in front of Bill's office desk, beside her husband, Dan. Behind her, Mark and Linda had quietly moved to stand silently behind her.
"It's all very legal. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to assess your trade in value. We at Al's pay top dollar for trade-ins." Bill couldn't resist a little sales pitch.
"Dan, you... You... You... Son of a bitch! You are trading me in!" Jessie was finally coming to grips with what Bill had told her.